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OfflinePatlal
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The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy * 1
    #22025542 - 07/31/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She's 35 (6 years older than me. She been with quite a few men.

Apparently, I gave her the best oral sex she ever had in her life. And I quote:

- Like, you're really, good at this, like really really really good, like OMG so fucking good..."

And no she wasn't "just saying that". She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...

So naturally, I feel like a fucking god right now and I got to brag like a mofo.

Professor Pussy.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 10
    #22025576 - 07/31/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

nobody somebody gives a fuck about your bullshit bragging


Edited by memes (07/31/15 06:28 PM)


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OfflineDr. P. Silocybin
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
    #22025579 - 07/31/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:seriousthumbsup:


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OfflineRobZombie68
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
    #22025584 - 07/31/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably.  :wink:


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #22025587 - 07/31/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:

You gonna get sued .

Or she ain't gonna pay rent she's got you by the balls and you don't even realize it.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22025590 - 07/31/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You must be so proud of yourself


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Offlineqman
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #22025601 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What happens when you start licking her butt, your name will be Professor Asshole!!  :rofl2:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22025608 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I feel like a superior male.

I'll come back down to earth in an hour


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OfflineCj-B
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #22025621 - 07/31/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B]
    #22025634 - 07/31/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It is very Enjoywho-esque.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 8
    #22025670 - 07/31/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 10
    #22025686 - 07/31/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe she thinks you're smart, and that you're a pussy.  Be sure to update your title if she calls you Dr. Faggot.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B] * 4
    #22025696 - 07/31/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Cj-B said:
:rofl: I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.



this exactly :rofl:

I was about to type, "jesus, still with this shit?"

and then it turned out to be patlal :lol:


this is gonna end badly.


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #22025706 - 07/31/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I feel like a superior male.

I'll come back down to earth in an hour



I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head.  Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat?  You are Canadian, after all.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22025739 - 07/31/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I should have thought ahead before posting this right?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
    #22025742 - 07/31/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yep


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22025751 - 07/31/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

#picsoritdidnthappen


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: RobZombie68] * 2
    #22025775 - 07/31/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

RobZombie68 said:
You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably.  :wink:




yeah, that often happens when im chopping them up :awebig::thumbup:


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22025800 - 07/31/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
I feel like a superior male.

I'll come back down to earth in an hour



I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head.  Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat?  You are Canadian, after all.



You have to make up for that gaping asshole:wink:


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Offlinesanchothestoner
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22025807 - 07/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

good job, patlal.  nothing like eating out pussy like a champ.  i know what you mean by feeling good about it.  when i'd eat out my ex, she'd always be thanking me and shit and repay me with some bomb ass head.  you should be feelin good about this :thumbup:


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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