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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy 1
#22025542 - 07/31/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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She's 35 (6 years older than me. She been with quite a few men.
Apparently, I gave her the best oral sex she ever had in her life. And I quote:
- Like, you're really, good at this, like really really really good, like OMG so fucking good..."
And no she wasn't "just saying that". She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
So naturally, I feel like a fucking god right now and I got to brag like a mofo.
Professor Pussy.
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memes
Blessed



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 10
#22025576 - 07/31/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nobody somebody gives a fuck about your bullshit bragging
Edited by memes (07/31/15 06:28 PM)
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22025579 - 07/31/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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RobZombie68
The Shaman's Apprentice


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22025584 - 07/31/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably.
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22025587 - 07/31/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You gonna get sued .
Or she ain't gonna pay rent she's got you by the balls and you don't even realize it.
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22025590 - 07/31/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You must be so proud of yourself
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace.. Once and for all!
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qman
Stranger

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#22025601 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What happens when you start licking her butt, your name will be Professor Asshole!!
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22025608 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22025621 - 07/31/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B]
#22025634 - 07/31/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is very Enjoywho-esque.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 8
#22025670 - 07/31/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 10
#22025686 - 07/31/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe she thinks you're smart, and that you're a pussy. Be sure to update your title if she calls you Dr. Faggot.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B] 4
#22025696 - 07/31/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cj-B said:
I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
this exactly 
I was about to type, "jesus, still with this shit?"
and then it turned out to be patlal 
this is gonna end badly.
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 3
#22025706 - 07/31/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head. Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat? You are Canadian, after all.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#22025739 - 07/31/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I should have thought ahead before posting this right?
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22025742 - 07/31/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yep
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22025751 - 07/31/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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#picsoritdidnthappen
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: RobZombie68] 2
#22025775 - 07/31/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
RobZombie68 said: You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably. 
yeah, that often happens when im chopping them up 
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod]
#22025800 - 07/31/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head. Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat? You are Canadian, after all.
You have to make up for that gaping asshole
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22025807 - 07/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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good job, patlal. nothing like eating out pussy like a champ. i know what you mean by feeling good about it. when i'd eat out my ex, she'd always be thanking me and shit and repay me with some bomb ass head. you should be feelin good about this
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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