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Offlinebloodsheen
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How you are going to die
    #22025425 - 07/31/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

People like to talk about how they DONT want to die, or how theyd prefer to die, or when, or even where. But rarely do they discuss how they will most likely die, probably because its so morose.

With my lifestyle and family background it will likely be either by my own hand or a brain disorder such as Alsheimers/dementia or stroke


What say you; how shall you croak?


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025431 - 07/31/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Probably cancer or heart disease :shrug:


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #22025438 - 07/31/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OD or Gunshot


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025439 - 07/31/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't really know of any particular ailments that my family is predisposed to and I don't really engage in too many risky behaviors so it would be really hard for me to even venture a guess


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025445 - 07/31/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hopefully at a luxurious party on my yacht with bottles upon bottles of fine liquor, fifteen kilos of 100% pure Colombian cocaine, and two dozen sexy ladies in see-through satin skirts giggling and riding my dick until my heart gives out

One day


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025474 - 07/31/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Cancer, dementia, or alzheimers.


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: nooneman]
    #22025498 - 07/31/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

suffocation


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025505 - 07/31/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Probably cancer or heart disease :shrug:




However, I think I would prefer to die of a heroin/opiate overdose. It seems pretty peaceful.

I always wondered if people who die in there sleep actually wake up right before they die. I mean, what if you have a heart attack in your sleep and it wakes you up. Then you might be terrified right before you die.:shrug:


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #22025519 - 07/31/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP didn't ask how you'd prefer to die, just how you're most likely to realistically die based on your family's medical history.


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025535 - 07/31/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

car accident more than likely, and probably* not my fault

edit: did not read op all the way

probably heart attack or diabeetus


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: 404]
    #22025563 - 07/31/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Something in body will fail.


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: Patlal]
    #22025581 - 07/31/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's gonna be fucking brutal bro.

I have already seen it before.

Chuck norris will be ashamed that he ever thought he was hard


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #22025638 - 07/31/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

autoerotic asphyxiation


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22025641 - 07/31/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Family history of that huh?


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #22025643 - 07/31/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if his last name ends in Quagmire...


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22025653 - 07/31/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've always had this vision of someone slitting my throat from behind for whatever reason.  no idea where it came from, but it's been a prominent vision of mine that I find kinda weird.

family disposition - alcohol related heath complications. unlikely because I don't touch hard alcohol for exactly that reason.  it's killed well over ten people in my family in the last 15 years, including my father, and many aunt's and uncles.

lifestyle - I feel i will most likely die in the mountains; and I am totally at peace with that.

:aum:


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22025655 - 07/31/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I hope I die somewhere I love doing something I love instead of in a hospital bed.


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22025676 - 07/31/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've made it abundantly clear that if I ever get really really hurt out there, to just kick it with me for a bit and leave me.

I'd hate to risk the lives of others, spend a ton of resources on a helicopter, only to die on the way or in a bed.

and honestly, I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I ever survived a really horrible accident, and couldn't chase my joy anymore :shrug:


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22025683 - 07/31/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh I was talking about autoerotic asphyxiation


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Re: How you are going to die [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22025689 - 07/31/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Suicide
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