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squirrel got knicked, still alive :(
    #22025216 - 07/31/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so i was backing out of my driveway today to go pick up food. i didnt feel a bump or anything so i dont think it was me... but i turned the wheel and there's this squirrel going around in circles with blood on its face with tissue hanging down.

there's also a spot on the road where there's blood, not a lot. but some.

i just kinda stared, pretty fucked up thing to watch. came back and it's still alive.


what should i do? should i take it to a shelter or something or put it out of it's misery or what? i don't feel comfortable letting it suffer.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025226 - 07/31/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

call around to some animal places, see if they'll do anything for it


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22025239 - 07/31/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

its possibly a zombie squirrel, id suggest caution in this situation and just shoot it and put it out of its misery, then skin and eat it, you can make a g-string with the skin, then go pimp it out down at the gym


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22025243 - 07/31/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i called some places. seems like everywhere is closed at this point. also don't have a gun.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025257 - 07/31/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hit with shovel
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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025263 - 07/31/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In your opinion OP, is it just about a foregone conclusion that this squirrel won't be able to survive this?


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025264 - 07/31/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just put it out of it's misery. It sounds pretty fucked in terms of survivability. So even if you could find a place to take it, it's gonna probably die anyways and will suffer a lot longer than need be.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: Tonydanzawillpay]
    #22025265 - 07/31/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Does it seem like its suffering? If so break its neck with a shovel


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: Tonydanzawillpay]
    #22025268 - 07/31/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i'm considering it. i don't think this is a kind of injury an organism can really recover from. i'm guessing severe brain trauma. this is fucked


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025271 - 07/31/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

try taking a big pasta pan and covering him up with that, then take a sheet of paper and slide it under the pan, get him into the kitchen and fill it up with some water and cook, after you put him out of course


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025274 - 07/31/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

man. ok. i'm gonna go see if i can't take care of this poor thing. i don't feel comfortable doing this at all.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025279 - 07/31/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Id get a rock or shovel
I have trouble eating meat
let alone killing a living being

Itd be hard, im just to peaceful
but i couldnt let him suffer

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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: SunnyD]
    #22025287 - 07/31/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

its called a cinderblock.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025288 - 07/31/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sucks, man. I've had to do something similar in the past. Wasn't fun.


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    #22025291 - 07/31/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If the squirrel looks like it's suffering badly and/or won't survive the injuries sustained, sever the spinal cord at the cervical vertibra for a quick mercy kill.  Don't twist, place the thumb and forefinger of one hand behind the skull and grab the back legs with the other.  Pull quickly with full strength.  Also, pet it and tell it about the soft, fuzzy rabbits before you put it out of its misery.

Sorry OP, I had to mercy-kill a lizard yesterday.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: MorphinTime]
    #22025314 - 07/31/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wow. i wished i had seen this post earlier. i smacked it hard in the head thinking it would be enough, it wasnt. it's eye popped out and some more blood. since that didn't work i twisted the neck enough to break the neck after.

that was not fun at all. i'm pretty sure i just caused it extra suffering.



i think i'm gonna go drink at my buddy's place tonight :sad:


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025327 - 07/31/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

it was running around in circles, if u hit it hard enough to pop its eyes out, it might have been moving but it had to of been very dazed and out of it, at any rate, if you managed to end it in less than a minute, you saved him some peace.  if it took you longer than a minute, im afraid your soul is damned and you'll be going to hell:hellfire:


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22025337 - 07/31/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

but anyways, you gotta skin and gut him pretty quick to avoid gamey flavors, better hop on that, take some pictures for us and the dinner plate.  if you need a recipe i got some pretty dope ones


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: 404]
    #22025340 - 07/31/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's ok man, you wanted to help the poor thing so you did what you thought was best in its time of need.  RIP little squirrel.


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Re: squirrel got knicked, still alive :( [Re: MorphinTime]
    #22025347 - 07/31/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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If the squirrel looks like it's suffering badly and/or won't survive the injuries sustained, sever the spinal cord at the cervical vertibra for a quick mercy kill.  Don't twist, place the thumb and forefinger of one hand behind the skull and grab the back legs with the other.  Pull quickly with full strength.  Also, pet it and tell it about the soft, fuzzy rabbits before you put it out of its misery.

Sorry OP, I had to mercy-kill a lizard yesterday.




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