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Anonymous #1
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Drug testing questions, Quick fix
#22024276 - 07/31/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So I just got a job in the construction industry. They told me that i can get tested after an injury and certain job sites require it. I still don't know if there will be an initial screening or not.
I plan to just quit smoking weed, because you can't plan for a drug test from an injury. But it could take a month or more for me to pee clean.
But in the mean time i got quick fix.
I just wanted to know what you guys do to get it ready right before the test. Do you wear tighty whitey underwear so you can put it under your sack?
If you find out you have to do a test, how does that usually go down? Do you get like 30-60 minutes to drink water to build up a pee? I am sure the people doing the test will understand that you cant just piss on command.
If i keep the quick fix in my car, would i be able to go out to my car and get it? or do i need to keep it on me at all times?
And that leads me to my next question. Is body heat enough to keep it at the right temp? After having it tucked against my body for over an hour it read 92-94, is that too low? I was also in an air conditioned environment though. When i go to a job site, it will be in my car and since it is summer, it stays over 100 degrees. It takes 10-15 minutes to cool down to around 98 after i take it out of my car
any experience you have had with using quick fix and the way you prepared it (how you brought it up to temp, where you stashed it) would be very helpful
This will be the first drug test i have ever had, just looking for tips, experiences and reassurance
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22026024 - 07/31/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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IDK, the more i think about it, the more i dont want to work in this field.
I am not a criminal because i enjoy smoking a plant. Especially when you consider the fact that i would still be an opiate addict without weed.
Smoking weed is more important than my living conditions but atleast when i am smoking weed i can see outside of my ego
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22029134 - 08/01/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude, find someone with clean pee. have them pee in a cup, pour it into a cleaned out 5-hour energy bottle.
stash bottle in armpit, wear button up shirt and undershirt.
ideally get the piss right before the test, armpit will keep it proper temperature.
most of the technicians could care less. this will only work in unsupervised pisses.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22041234 - 08/04/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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quickfix works.
however
there are several "versions" or "generations" of this product and they don't all work in all places.
check their website to see if you need the kind with uric acid pellets that accompany it.
it should also come with a hand warmer to assist you if you need to warm it up
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22044395 - 08/04/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dilution MethodDilution Method
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22063621 - 08/08/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: because you can't plan for a drug test from an injury.
dilution method works with notice.
otherwise it will just come back clear and low creatine etc
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22064960 - 08/08/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The best way I've found to get weed out of your system is drink tons of water and do a lot of physical activity that makes you sweat. Drink A LOT of water each day and make sure you sweat a shitload. I've found it to be the cheapest/most effective way to clean your system in a hurry. Once you feel like it should be out of your system buy a cheap little dollar store THC test (or if you want to be certain the test is 100% accurate buy one of the professional grade ones for around 60 bucks) and see if you piss clean. I found weed was out of my system very quickly doing this, but please note everybody is different so although this method alone was successful for me it would be wise to not put all your eggs in one basket.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #5]
#22070179 - 08/10/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've used Quickfix multiple times to pass preemployment drug tests, just ordered more to switch jobs up soon here. I wear whitey tighties, put the heat pad on the side opposite the temp strip, and the yemp strip side tucked under the sack - never had an issue.
I use twist twies to secure the bottle to the whiteys by feeding them under the rubber bands holding the heating pad to the bottle, so I can silently release it in the bathroom. I've heard the clean piss from a friend in a foreign container thing doesn't work very well, and I don't know anyone with clean piss unfortunately.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #6]
#22070193 - 08/10/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used a clean friend's piss and it worked too
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22070207 - 08/10/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: I used a clean friend's piss and it worked too
Was it sent to a lab or dip stick? What type of test was it in terms of panel #'s and trait testing? I doubt someone elses piss will stand up to integrity testing for certain characteristics such as gravity and I forgot the other ones, but I had a very stringent 9 panel w/creatine and gravity testing and quick fix passed no problem.
Just gotta make sure temp is right, but I'd go quick fix 100% of the time before some friends piss, thats like some parolee type shit, my prison bird cousin uses other peoples piss on his short breaks from prison and I think their attitude is as long as you don't flat oit fail they let it slide.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #6]
#22071181 - 08/10/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There's no need for buying those expensive drinks.You can buy the creatine and riboflavin in stores for alot less than half of $60.The same stuff is in the pills and drinks excluding the water.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #6]
#22074312 - 08/10/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: I used a clean friend's piss and it worked too
Was it sent to a lab or dip stick? What type of test was it in terms of panel #'s and trait testing? I doubt someone elses piss will stand up to integrity testing for certain characteristics such as gravity and I forgot the other ones, but I had a very stringent 9 panel w/creatine and gravity testing and quick fix passed no problem.
Just gotta make sure temp is right, but I'd go quick fix 100% of the time before some friends piss, thats like some parolee type shit, my prison bird cousin uses other peoples piss on his short breaks from prison and I think their attitude is as long as you don't flat oit fail they let it slide.
It was for a random UA. I was instructed to go to the hospital in town. I don't know if they did stick or GC-MS
AFAIK someone's else's piss is far superior to any fake, as long as you are 100% positive they are clean and the piss is fresh. reason being that it actually IS urine, whereas the best quickfix can do is add things that are currently tested for.
that being said, Quickfix is an amazing product and you should consider it a guaranteed pass as long as you use the most current version
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22079584 - 08/12/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
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Anonymous #3 said: I used a clean friend's piss and it worked too
Was it sent to a lab or dip stick? What type of test was it in terms of panel #'s and trait testing? I doubt someone elses piss will stand up to integrity testing for certain characteristics such as gravity and I forgot the other ones, but I had a very stringent 9 panel w/creatine and gravity testing and quick fix passed no problem.
Just gotta make sure temp is right, but I'd go quick fix 100% of the time before some friends piss, thats like some parolee type shit, my prison bird cousin uses other peoples piss on his short breaks from prison and I think their attitude is as long as you don't flat oit fail they let it slide.
It was for a random UA. I was instructed to go to the hospital in town. I don't know if they did stick or GC-MS
AFAIK someone's else's piss is far superior to any fake, as long as you are 100% positive they are clean and the piss is fresh. reason being that it actually IS urine, whereas the best quickfix can do is add things that are currently tested for.
that being said, Quickfix is an amazing product and you should consider it a guaranteed pass as long as you use the most current version
This, quickfix does add only what will be tested for, and they are god damn good at it. I've had drug tests for jobs that parolees and HR reps tell me they have never heard even heard of tests going THAT far, and quick fix passed all the lab tests. If you want to absolutely pass, and you can snug it right under your sack until it comes time to pour it into the cup (and keep your nervousness in check), quick fix 100% all the way.
I honestly will never try another method until tests somehow catch up to quick fix.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #6]
#22087940 - 08/13/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wanna update this.
Been working at this place almost two weeks now. I have not been tested, they said i can only be tested after an injury or for job specific sites.
However, i have a feeling i will be tested at the 60 day mark, when health insurance starts.
The work makes me sweat a lot. Usually all of my clothes are soaked at least once during one point of the work day.
The thing that i really dont like is that i feel like even if i have a medical card, i will still get fired for popping the test.
I quit smoking almost 2 weeks ago but toked up a few hits yesterday.
I should be able to use the quick fix or be clean by the time i get tested.
The only reason i want to actually be clean is because of the random nature of the tests. I keep 2 bottles of quick fix in my car while i am working though.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22088729 - 08/13/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Depending on the how hot or cold it gets where you're at, you may want to leave the quickfix at home or bring it into work with you in your pocket if you think they would send you immediately to a test center (which you may still be able to stop home on the way to the test center).
Really hot or cold cars might mess up the product so don't expose it to temp ranges way out of room temperature and expect it to work, and I'd highly advise practicing getting it secured under the sack so it definitely will not follow out, this will involve white tighties, a rubber band, and a twist tie to loop inside the rubber band on the bottle and around the crotch of the underwear so even if it completely falls out the twist tie under the rubber band will catch the bottle by the crotch.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22111199 - 08/19/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You won't get any kind of criminal record for failing an employment-related UA. By law that information is shared only with you and your employer, but if they choose to terminate you because of it, it will go on your separation record, and I think that comes up in background checks for a while afterwards. I have failed two UAs in the past, and afterwards both testers asked if I had a prescription either for dronabinol or cannabis. Depending on your state, an employer may not have the right to discriminate against you if you are a medical patient. Of course, I don't have a prescription because I honestly don't think I need one, and I live in a rec state anyway.
I failed a UA after dislocating my shoulder on the job, and my employer forced me to sign an agreement to submit myself to PERIODICAL drug testing for a period of one year. They then violated that agreement by trying to give me a RANDOM test approximately one week after I faked and passed my PERIODICAL test. I quit on the spot, I told my CEO that he had violated the agreement and my trust, and he disagreed. At that point I basically told him to fuck off, that his employees were a bunch of drunks and that they resented me for not being a part of their alcoholic culture. He held our leadership team meetings at the fucking bar down the road ffs! At least once a week I would have to deal with that shit, feeling isolated if I didn't drink a beer or two with them, but really not wanting to drink that fucking piss water regardless. In the past, employees came into work with hangovers and he'd let them sleep it off in one of the back rooms. That's the kind of shit you have to deal with in the American workforce, I'll never let an employer force me to violate my own morality again. I should also mention that my employer was happy to allow me to resign with a cited "Family Circumstances" condition (as opposed to the "Refused Drug Test" condition), probably so I'd keep my mouth shut, lol.
Edited by Anonymous (08/19/15 12:08 PM)
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22130649 - 08/23/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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They're checking to make sure the temp is between 90-100ยบ. Microwave the bottle for 10 seconds, then stuff it near your junk. If you're a chick with big boobs, you can stuff it up under your boob like I do. Before you go in, check the temp strip. If there's no dot, then it's too hot and you gotta wait a few minutes for it to cool down. Don't use the squeeze top, just use the pour top. I know a guy who drives a forklift. He has a band he keeps around his leg with the quick fix in it just in case he has an accident.
You'll be fine with the quick fix as long as your "sample" is between 90-100 degrees.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #8]
#22137726 - 08/24/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Buy a quality substitute (serious monkey biz works), keep it in the car. Most have shelf life of one year.
Throw it on the heater in the car on the way to the test facility. Simply holding it on the vent with heat on works. Watch the temp strip, when it gets close to 100, stick a hand warmer on it and hide it on your person. Practice hiding it at home, make sure it doesn't fall out easily. In between waist band of undies and abdomen works well, can even tighten the belt an extra notch. Practice your method.
Pour into test cup and try to relax. You'll be fine. From everything I've heard they can't watch if it's not a court mandated test etc. I've heard of places using a multistall bathroom and standing in there with you though.
Recommend sitting, get bottle ready, pee a little into toilet, stop, pour bottle into cup, finish peeing in toilet. Makes it easier to not spill etc, makes it look realistic.
As others have said, temp is the most important.
Edited by Anonymous (08/24/15 09:31 PM)
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Drug testing questions, Quick fix [Re: Anonymous #9]
#22157775 - 08/28/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Get the 3 oz quickfix as well, the minimum required specimen is 2 fluid oz which they split into two vials (usually), and when you have only enough to fill a perfect 2 fluid oz exactly it looks a bit sketch. I've gotten by with it, but they eyed me up pretty good both times, just gotta stay cool.
I've had to hold my wrist of my writing hand to sign the "chain of custody" sticker on the vial, cause my hand was trembling so bad that I had gotten away with it, I hate pre-employment fucking drug tests.
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