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Offlineberdinwall
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wtf just happened
    #22022777 - 07/31/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

so I take a late night trip to go score some down and up. this place I go to is pretty hot. lots of traffic in and out all day every day and has been that way for awhile now. Everyone knows it and talks about it. I got an alcohol buzz bfor I even go. So I get there smoke some up and get down and leave at about 2 am. I pass this street and saw headlights that I saw on the way there and figure its a cop because they hang out there due to homeless people camping out on the end of the road. When I get to the stop sign I see that the car had pulled out behind me. I take a right and see cop lights just over the bridge. When the cop gets to me he blocks off my side of the road so I'm like OK well this must be some kind of fucking sting, they must've been watching me go to the house and waiting for me to leave or was just watching my car because I've had several charges in the past month and they know me. I'm fuckin blitzed and have a suspendd license, and on unsupervised probation so I'm like welp...I'm goin back to jail. So I put it in park and wait for the cop to get out of the car, waited for like 5 minutes but he never does. I'm thinking he's waiting for backup or some shit. But the car waiting behind me decides to stop waiting and turns around. So I'm like fuck it....I didn't do anything wrong technically (for them to pull me over atleast) so I turn around too and was sure he'd follow me or something but doesn't. WTF. that was the most mind fuckiest thing in the world. I would have gotten a DUI violating my probation putting me in jail for 90 days, or at the very least the car would've been towed due to my suspended license. I didn't see anything going on, on the other side of the bridge that the cop would have had to block the road off for. and pretty sure there was nothing. It was like he was pulling me over but never got out of the car and came to my window. Im honestly suprised im not in jail right now. holy shit. no idea wtf just happened


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall] * 4
    #22022781 - 07/31/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Dude. learn the lesson here from the lucky break you just skinned by on...


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022783 - 07/31/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

damn dude that's fucking nuts

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glad you escaped arrest free though homey


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Offlineberdinwall
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Re: wtf just happened [Re: Nifflerz]
    #22022791 - 07/31/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

for real! I seem to never learn my lesson though. I should be in jail though I feel like an idiot.I shouldn't be fucking around like I am when I just got out. I def. need to chill out.


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022793 - 07/31/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Only three things I can come up with:

He was running your plates to see if the car was stolen or the owner had warrants, to give him probable cause to stop you and search the car.
He was hoping you'd run having seen you just leave a drug deal, again to get probable cause to search the car
He was about to get out of the car and make contact but got a higher priority call


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22022808 - 07/31/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Im almost thinking he was just fucking with me. I'm almost sure they know Im driving this car nowadays and city PD knows me. I don't know how far my paranoia goes when it comes to this because I know they know me, but idk if they know me to the point of trying to get shit on me. What if they try to charge me with some fleeing bullshit just to get me back in jail? While I was in there they withheld warrants until the day I bonded out and put me right back in and I had to bond out on those too


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall] * 1
    #22022819 - 07/31/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

definitely take it as an omen though bruh

you could most def be locked the fuck up right now


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall] * 1
    #22022821 - 07/31/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

damn man i hate those fucky cop moments and your just standing there with the sqad like "we good ? we legal right now?" man i feel for you right now gg


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: Perusha_Kyuden] * 1
    #22022825 - 07/31/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

it's a sign, change your ways or they will get worse

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Re: wtf just happened [Re: 404]
    #22022840 - 07/31/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Niffla said:
definitely take it as an omen though bruh

you could most def be locked the fuck up right now



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404 said:
it's a sign, change your ways or they will get worse




I know thats how I feel its GOTTA be a sign or omen. It's gotta be the last one too because if I were smart I would have taken the last close call as a sign. I just hope they don't show up here tomorrow


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022880 - 07/31/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

One time when I was young I went through a sobriety checkpoint after a significant number of drinks, and had friends that had all sorts of shit in the car.  Anyways I went along with the whole thing, did the field tests and blew in the portable breathalyzer.

Somehow it come up 0.0  They seemed confused, and I think I was like "Really?  Can I go?" and I just walked back to my car and drove off and we rode off in silence for a bit nobody could believe or understand what happened.  I definitely would have went to jail for serious because I already had a dui and all kinds of shit in the car.  Luckily I think I did learn my lesson after that, at least when it comes to driving drunk.

I don't know if it was a false reading, or what, but they were dragging away people left and right as it was a college town in party season.  I've never felt so lucky in my life.  I got away with shit since then, but never something so blatant and only because I know how to handle them better now that I'm a bit wiser.

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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022944 - 07/31/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

maybe God whispered into the cops ears and said "not this one. Leave him be" :shrug:

Also, wtf is "down and up"?


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22022946 - 07/31/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Basing it on what I know of other drugs, I'm guessing he meant coke and heroin.


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022956 - 07/31/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yea they were fucking with you, hoping you;d panic and give them probable cause. they've done this to me a number of times so im pretty familiar with it.


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: zZZz]
    #22022971 - 07/31/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
maybe God whispered into the cops ears and said "not this one. Leave him be" :shrug:

Also, wtf is "down and up"?



Quote:

Shroomslip said:
coke and heroin.




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zZZz said:
yea they were fucking with you, hoping you;d panic and give them probable cause. they've done this to me a number of times so im pretty familiar with it.




Yeah dude I didn't know what to do. Like I almost got out of the car and walked up to his window to ask him what was up, but was scared I'd kind of stumble over to him haha...then I considered pulling my car up beside his and talking to him but if he was blocking the road off for something that wouldn't have been good either. So I just waited...for a good while...then decided well if he's not gonna come tell me why I'm pulled over (if I am at all) then I think I'm free to go


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22022974 - 07/31/15 02:56 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

u did good man, play it like a normal civilian :cool::thumbup:


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: zZZz]
    #22022981 - 07/31/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Junkiecop nodded off on you, still high as fuck off the pods he stole off Esekon.

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Re: wtf just happened [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22023008 - 07/31/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
One time when I was young I went through a sobriety checkpoint after a significant number of drinks, and had friends that had all sorts of shit in the car.  Anyways I went along with the whole thing, did the field tests and blew in the portable breathalyzer.

Somehow it come up 0.0  They seemed confused, and I think I was like "Really?  Can I go?" and I just walked back to my car and drove off and we rode off in silence for a bit nobody could believe or understand what happened.  I definitely would have went to jail for serious because I already had a dui and all kinds of shit in the car.  Luckily I think I did learn my lesson after that, at least when it comes to driving drunk.

I don't know if it was a false reading, or what, but they were dragging away people left and right as it was a college town in party season.  I've never felt so lucky in my life.  I got away with shit since then, but never something so blatant and only because I know how to handle them better now that I'm a bit wiser.




I had a similar situation happen to me, me and my buddy got pulled over, because our car matched the description of a vehicle used in a breaking and entering, and we matched the description of the perps.

My buddy was driving, he gave them his license and insurance, for whatever reason, they wanted my name, so I gave them the fake name I typically use in such events, I had multiple bench warrants out for me at the time, the cop wasn't buying the fake name, so eventually another cop or two showed up along with a finger print scanner, which would have obviously identified me, if it had worked.

I spent about an hour, with three cops and this finger print scanner, attempt to have it read my thumb print, for whatever reason, every time they scanned it, it would malfunction, or glitch, and be unable to detect the print.

After the hour was up, they legally had to let me go. They knew that they had me, for something, but they just couldn't figure out who, or what it was I had did.
(Oh, and I had narcotics in my pocket while this all took place)

I took it as a sign, got my warrants taken care of, and bailed out of that town.


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22023009 - 07/31/15 03:25 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
u did good man, play it like a normal civilian :cool::thumbup:




haha thanks. I guess I did lol

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Junkiecop nodded off on you, still high as fuck off the pods he stole off Esekon.




lmao that'd be some shit


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Re: wtf just happened [Re: berdinwall]
    #22023116 - 07/31/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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