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OfflineRosen_Rot
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Court ordered urine test
    #22019984 - 07/30/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Long story short 4 years ago I was hanging out with the wrong crowd and got involved in a ton of stupid stuff which eventually we got busted for and I have been going up and down the court house ever since.

Anyway I am scheduled for a urine test on the 5th of August.

I used to be a daily smoker, about 6-8joints a day but I have stopped since April 2015. I took about 6 tokes of a joint on the 21st of June at a psytrance party and then 1-2 tokes here and there roughly 2 weeks apart. My last usage was at a pool party on the 23rd of July. I smoked some really bad dry hash and it was around 3 pin-joints [ size of a tobacco cigarette ].

I haven't used since. I drink lots of water roughly around 6litres of water a day and I piss around 8-10 times a day. My diet consists of anything from junk food to health food but lately it's been pretty good. I've been eating mostly greens, tuna, eggs and capers for the past 3weeks. My metabolism is high as I've maintained the same weight, I'm 24 and weigh at 56kg, for years. Seriously, I haven't budged in weight for 4 years for sure. I am a binger on alcohol and it's usually heavy alcohol, on whiskey and absinth.

This past week I have been drinking a lot of lemon water, roughly around 1.6lts - 2lts a day, have avoided red meat, junk food, alcohol [ apart from the occasional beer, such as now, I'm drinking beer ].

I exercise and I do about 3 sets of push ups, crunches and situps 3 times a day. I jog and I easily sweat a lot as I am more resistant to cold than to heat. I live in a really hot country, it's summer over where I am at and average temperature right now is 37C.

I am not sure how good the urine tests here are but I've heard from numerous sources who got busted over narcotics and had to take a urine test that the tests here are not very good. Definitely it's behind the urine tests in America.

How good are my chances that I will pass this urine test? Or am I fucked? Is there anything I should correct before my urine test?

I am sorry if I am posting in the wrong forum. If so please move it or direct me in the right way on where I can get some advice on the topic.

Thank you for anyone who responds with decent and concise information


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #22023081 - 07/31/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Here's what I usually refer people too:

https://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

You're probably okay, but make sure you're well-hydrated on test day. Drinking water on test day is what matters for the test. Drinking a bunch of water all the time in the days prior to testing doesn't really affect the test as far as I understand. Drink enough water so you're properly hydrated on test day. You're urine should be light yellow. Also, make sure you don't give them the first pee of the day since stuff will accumulate in you're urine overnight.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22027115 - 08/01/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Right now I am fasting, taking care of my diet and drinking a lot in order to bring the levels down. So far its just squeezing whatever is left out of me or at least bringing it down to not be detected.

This is what I have trying to follow for the past 2 weeks

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/462965-comprehensive-guide-pass-drug-test.html


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22027213 - 08/01/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Mr.GuessWork said:
Here's what I usually refer people too:

https://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

You're probably okay, but make sure you're well-hydrated on test day. Drinking water on test day is what matters for the test. Drinking a bunch of water all the time in the days prior to testing doesn't really affect the test as far as I understand. Drink enough water so you're properly hydrated on test day. You're urine should be light yellow. Also, make sure you don't give them the first pee of the day since stuff will accumulate in you're urine overnight.






Too many factors go into the physicality of a person for this to be any sort of standard to go by.  Just when I was smoking brick weed at age 19 it took me 48 days to clean out.  Now that weed has increased in potency so much, I know inactive people who have been dirty upwards to 60 days.


The erowid link posted I would say refers to someone who is in peak physical health, or at least a very active person who drinks a lot of water and has little body fat.

With MJ there really is no way to be sure of cleanliness.  When it took me 48 days to clean it out, my levels would increase rom a day of heavy activity and fat burning......it would be going down for weeks, then I'd hit the drum kit for an hour, and the next day it would shoot up.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: vandago]
    #22028404 - 08/01/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
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Mr.GuessWork said:
Here's what I usually refer people too:

https://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

You're probably okay, but make sure you're well-hydrated on test day. Drinking water on test day is what matters for the test. Drinking a bunch of water all the time in the days prior to testing doesn't really affect the test as far as I understand. Drink enough water so you're properly hydrated on test day. You're urine should be light yellow. Also, make sure you don't give them the first pee of the day since stuff will accumulate in you're urine overnight.






Too many factors go into the physicality of a person for this to be any sort of standard to go by.  Just when I was smoking brick weed at age 19 it took me 48 days to clean out.  Now that weed has increased in potency so much, I know inactive people who have been dirty upwards to 60 days.


The erowid link posted I would say refers to someone who is in peak physical health, or at least a very active person who drinks a lot of water and has little body fat.

With MJ there really is no way to be sure of cleanliness.  When it took me 48 days to clean it out, my levels would increase rom a day of heavy activity and fat burning......it would be going down for weeks, then I'd hit the drum kit for an hour, and the next day it would shoot up.




That's interesting. I've heard one guy, who was normally a really heavy user that weighed around 300 or 400 pounds, say he failed a test after 3 months of not smoking, so I'll totally believe that it can take a while to test clean if you usually smoke a bunch of good pot. This site seems to back up the extreme case claim too:

http://www.leafscience.com/2014/04/22/how-long-thc-stay-system/

One guy tested positive after 67 days clean.

EDIT: Here's another good link to back up the longer detection times:

http://www.canorml.org/healthfacts/drugtestguide/drugtestdetection.html


Edited by Mr.GuessWork (08/01/15 01:24 PM)


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22029524 - 08/01/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

3 months is super unlikely.  For a heavy smoker I'd give it 20 days if you drink a good amount of water in the morning.  14 days is more like it.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #22042103 - 08/04/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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3 months is super unlikely.  For a heavy smoker I'd give it 20 days if you drink a good amount of water in the morning.  14 days is more like it.





I was 180 wet.  Skin and bones.  I was only 19, so my metabolism should've been top notch.  Mids was all I ever smoked, but I smoked all day everyday.  It took 48 days. I was buying a dipstick test every 3 days until I passed, and I passed the dipstick on the 51st day.  It was driving me insane because I was putting off probation requirements til I was clean.

When I was in peak shape, age 23, lifting weights and doing lawn work and always active, it took me under 30.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: vandago]
    #22042111 - 08/04/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

All this panicking, for what? Did you do something wrong?


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #22043365 - 08/04/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



I'm approx 100kg with a fairly healthy diet and swim/exercise 6 times a week. I get drug tested monthly. A week prior I drink a lot of water.

What it really boils down to is the day of the test. I wake up and pound water and get my morning piss out (important) and continue until it's clear.

The most important part is emptying your bladder one last time before the test. When you go to fill the cup, piss a bit first, pinch your dick (I know it hurts) and get the midstream.

It has worked for me the past 5 years, but doesn't necessarily mean it will work for anyone else. Honestly I'm surprised it takes only a week for metabolites to be out at my current weight. 10kg over or 10kg under both produced the same results.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: Adden]
    #22043512 - 08/04/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've always just drank till my piss was clear and continued that until I've been tested. A friend of mine gets tested fairly often, atleast once a month, and he smokes once every two weeks so it doesn't build up in his system. That closest I've been is one weekend I smoved over an 8th over a few days, I passed a lab test four days later by drinking water constantly all day. Probably 15+ bottles a day, I was pissing twice an hour atleast


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater] * 1
    #22046843 - 08/05/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

One of my friends took over 90 days to get clean. He's a bigger guy, but not huge, and he's fairly active.

I really don't think the old standard 30-day rule applies anymore. I've known too many people to test positive way after they shouldn't.


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Re: Court ordered urine test [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #22046859 - 08/05/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There's no way my fat happy ass should test clean in a week when highly active very slim folk fail in the same time frame... obviously other thangs at work, indeed. I'd recommend every person on drug testing find his or her sweet spot; but I'd never advocate anyone just give it a week and pound water like I do, they'd likely fail.


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