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Arctic W. Fox

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All hands to emergency escape pods.
#22017863 - 07/29/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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STEREO satellites have detected a Class X9 solar flare erupting from sunspot 2472.
Satellite controllers are already spinning their birds around in attempt to protect sensitive electronics onboard.
Astronauts on the International Space Station and on the Tiangong Space Station have already disembarked in their Crew Return Vehicles and will arrive on terra ferma within the hour.
Power stations are bringing all non critical systems to standby, and all nuclear power generating stations are on critical emergency watch and are being removed from the electrical grids.
Global superpower nations have implemented their C3i initiatives; the President of the United States has issues an order to NORAD for an official alert of REDCON 1 and DEFCON 1 (maximum defense readiness).
NASA and ESA officials issued a statement informing the public that the solar flare and CME are directed at Earth and impact will occur in less than twelve hours.
Dr Richard Fisher - "It will disrupt communication devices such as satellites and car navigations, air travel, the banking system, our computers, everything that is electronic. It will cause major problems for the world.
Large areas will be without electricity power and to repair that damage will be hard as that takes time.
Systems will just not work. The flares change the magnetic field on the earth that is rapid and like a lightning bolt. That is the solar affect."
The National Academy of Sciences warned that power grids, GPS navigation, air travel, financial services and emergency radio communications could all be knocked out.
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You have twelve hours until the planet is thrown back to the stone age.
What do you do?
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22017901 - 07/29/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What is anyone really supposed to do.
I guess go and try to stock up on more ammo, have wife fill every container we have with water and then go try to find a place to stock up on non-perishables.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox] 5
#22017924 - 07/29/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Start printing out porn for personal use and barter when we run out of internet.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox] 1
#22017925 - 07/29/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, it already happened. In December 2006. Read about it Here. But don't take NASA's word for it. I'm sure Alex Jones knows the truth.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22018276 - 07/30/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Link?
Also, http://www.tesis.lebedev.ru/en/sun_flares.html

July 30, 2015 24-hours forecast of magnetic storms No magnetic storm is expected 27-days forecast of magnetic storms From 31 July 2015 to 26 August 2015 the following magnetic storms and disturbances are expected:
August 07, 2015 — geomagnetic storm of level G1 (minor) August 19, 2015 — geomagnetic disturbances August 08, 2015 — geomagnetic disturbances August 09, 2015 — geomagnetic disturbances August 02, 2015 — geomagnetic disturbances 27-days forecast of solar activity 31 July 2015 - 26 August 2015

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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: vinsue]
#22018485 - 07/30/15 06:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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between 19:00 and 22:00 hours the red line dispeared, to me this indicates that something so massive happened that it couldn't be registered at all
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22018489 - 07/30/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i just tried to update my graphics driver and the update failed, im worried something bad is about to happen
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22018581 - 07/30/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22018727 - 07/30/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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404
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is the op real or fictional?
was posted 9 hours ago, so 3 more and we should have ourselves a party! nothing is going to happen.
move along, nothing to see here.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: 404]
#22018768 - 07/30/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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GLOBAL ALERT
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Nonsense. Everyone knows Global Alerts are strictly for Wiccan to announce his latest delusional vision.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22018778 - 07/30/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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In the end everyone is fine, and we do it all over again for fun.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: HalluciNate]
#22019595 - 07/30/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
NASA and ESA officials issued a statement informing the public that the solar flare and CME are directed at Earth and impact will occur in less than twelve hours.
Dr Richard Fisher - "It will disrupt communication devices such as satellites and car navigations, air travel, the banking system, our computers, everything that is electronic. It will cause major problems for the world.
AND! Nothing happened.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: TNK]
#22020217 - 07/30/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said:
Quote:
NASA and ESA officials issued a statement informing the public that the solar flare and CME are directed at Earth and impact will occur in less than twelve hours.
Dr Richard Fisher - "It will disrupt communication devices such as satellites and car navigations, air travel, the banking system, our computers, everything that is electronic. It will cause major problems for the world.
AND! Nothing happened. 
If there were an earth directed CME, it would take between 18-48 hours to reach earth. However, I have no idea what OP is posting about. There has been no flare activity.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: koods]
#22020230 - 07/30/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm just assuming it was some hypothetical scenario.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Shroomslip]
#22020267 - 07/30/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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X9 isn't that big. There was an x20 in 2001.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: koods]
#22020285 - 07/30/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah after he posted I went to go look it up. Part of the reason I just assume it was a hypothetical.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: Shroomslip]
#22020309 - 07/30/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Earth and impact will occur in less than twelve hours.
That was what I was saying, in his original post, he said it'd be felt in 12 hours or less.
OP posted almost 14 hours ago.
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Re: All hands to emergency escape pods. [Re: TNK]
#22020318 - 07/30/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet
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