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InvisibleShiithead
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Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up.
    #22014958 - 07/29/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's a conspiracy I swear....
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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: Shiithead]
    #22014974 - 07/29/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well you are shithead


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #22015029 - 07/29/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Conspiracy would be to deplete the air of oxygen from the abundant waste of toilet paper by insisting we use more and more TP

And what the fuck is this fascination with OOHHHH conspiracies illuminati confirmed humans have fallen off so hard they cant even see the misery in which we live day to day occurrences blind me constantly how this all a joke and you people are still so feeble minded no wonder no fucking wonder this has become such a blunder to thrive and jump at an opportunity to put another human under how truly miserable you all have become I wish you can just experience the undeniable greatness which comes from solidarity. I love you All and am hoping you can try to Love me too.... but isnt it easier to be a depleteier? This a test, this is only a test.


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: BoomerMan420]
    #22015086 - 07/29/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wtf how is there still anything to wipe off after like 6 times max? Is there poop leaking from your butt like water non-stop? Or do you just have a forest growing back there and it's like wiping pudding out of shag carpeting?


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: searching]
    #22015098 - 07/29/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It has to be the former.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: Shiithead]
    #22015105 - 07/29/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have evolved beyond the need to defecate.


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: koods]
    #22015127 - 07/29/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was gonna use that as STAL but I knew there would only be one vote.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: searching]
    #22015134 - 07/29/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

searching said:
Wtf how is there still anything to wipe off after like 6 times max? Is there poop leaking from your butt like water non-stop? Or do you just have a forest growing back there and it's like wiping pudding out of shag carpeting?





some people have problems breaking down oil and fat, so if they indulge in bacon or something overly greasy, the next day when you shit it can be really hard to wipe out of your asshole.


if you wanna see what its like, rub some lard in your pubes and try to clean it out completely with just a couple sqares of TP


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: Adolin]
    #22017257 - 07/29/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Perhaps you should take up an opiate habit.


When i was doing that shit, 1 roll of toilet paper would last for months


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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: searching]
    #22017288 - 07/29/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe up. [Re: Shiithead]
    #22017329 - 07/29/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Try splashing your anus with water from the toilet bowl.  Don't be shy, a little water never hurt anyone.  This is the main reason I don't like to shit in airplane toilets, the blue stuff makes a mess, and portapotties fahgettaboutit!


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