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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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You have realized...
    #22013182 - 07/29/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

After wiping your messed behind w/ some toilet paper, after taking a dump, U are next suppose to do a wash up back there while at it? How else will U get that clean feeling if U don't also give your butt a wash up? :ooo:


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OfflineLachy
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Re: You have realized... [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22013266 - 07/29/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Get a Bidet installed :evil:


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Offlinetwelvelookslikeu
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Re: You have realized... [Re: Lachy]
    #22013329 - 07/29/15 05:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I already figured life out


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: You have realized... [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #22013345 - 07/29/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: you leaned to wipe your ass dude, congrats :facepalm:


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Re: You have realized... [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22013418 - 07/29/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

wet wipes. you are welcome


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: You have realized... [Re: azzbo]
    #22013472 - 07/29/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I fully gotta learn to whipe my ass right cos I'm always leavin shit in me crack

I reckon the key is not to pinch off logs cod that creates a whiping nightmare. Just let the poop flow freely and handle its own business


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Re: You have realized... [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22013624 - 07/29/15 07:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes shit just doesn't want to come out without a fight

I'll have perfect shits where the log just slides out cleanly and easily no quesions asked

Then there are other shits that come out in pieces and those are the annoying ones because I have to be like "URRRGGGG" trying to squeeze them the fuck out


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Re: You have realized... [Re: azzbo]
    #22013629 - 07/29/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

azzbo said:
wet wipes. you are welcome




live by the wipe, die by the wipe.

QFT


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Re: You have realized... [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 1
    #22013632 - 07/29/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bruh, wet wipes are crucial

Step your game up


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: You have realized... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22013636 - 07/29/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man the straining shits and pinching logs does the most damage whipe wise. The ghost shits that just autoshit without any effort are the best

And you can't rely use wet whipes out at places. If you shit outside of home you can't really use em


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Re: You have realized... [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22013647 - 07/29/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I always hold my shits until I get home. An exception is when I'm at the library on adderall and I literally can't hold it in any longer


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: You have realized... [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22013648 - 07/29/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

One time at work I was about to drop a massive log and right at the worst time someone came in the store so I accidently cut it off too early and proceeded to smear shit all fucking over the place trying to clean it up

Well when I came out it turned out he was waiting to use the bathroom but I had forgotten to flush the shit and it was a really nasty one so he pretty much walked into a gas chamber

He didn't have much to say when he came out of there just got his drinks and left

Ever since that happened I'm scared to put a lot of time into taking a shit at work because it was truly horrible


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Re: You have realized... [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22013719 - 07/29/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ive said this before. Washing is absolutely necessary.

I dont shit somewhere where im not able to wash my ass, ill drive an extra 10 minutes looking around for a place with a private bathroom


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Re: You have realized... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22013725 - 07/29/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Try working construction work. 100° portable toilet baking in the sun for weeks. quit being little bitches


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: You have realized... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22013727 - 07/29/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hahahah, asif you didn't flush. Who forgets to flush a turd man lol

Man I destroy the work toilet, no shame. I eat alot like 4-5 meals a day so I shit a lot too. During the week im at work/commuting/uni pretty much all day and only a few hours at home so I have to shit out


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Re: You have realized... [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22013763 - 07/29/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah that's the only downside of eating like a horse, metric fucktons of shit

And I was kind of in a panic cause when I'm at work I'm usually by myself and if I'm caught in the bathroom trying to squeeze out a shit anybody can just waltz in and take whatever they want so I kick it into overdrive whenever I hear the alarm go off


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Re: You have realized... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22013766 - 07/29/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't so I can let my friends smoke butthash.


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Re: You have realized... [Re: JvF]
    #22016045 - 07/29/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

jfischer218 said:
Ive said this before. Washing is absolutely necessary.

I dont shit somewhere where im not able to wash my ass, ill drive an extra 10 minutes looking around for a place with a private bathroom





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