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Just created a dating profile on POF...
    #22010930 - 07/28/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

and i'm *this close* to actually messaging a girl.
(i haven't dated in 5 years)
someone talk me out of it....


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22010940 - 07/28/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Go for it, for real just do it. You going to wait another 5 years? Nothing stopping you except you. Worst that happens is she doesn't like you and you got some practice spitting game. Or just don't use it to actually date, and use it to just practice talking to girls for when you stumble upon one that tickles your fancy IRL.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 3
    #22010947 - 07/28/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Child support.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22010963 - 07/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A lot of times they won't respond at all just for whatever reason. So you have to hit up more than one. Also remember that they probably have done this before and expect that you have too. Also the less you say the better in general. And small talk sucks, get to the point. Good luck!


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 2
    #22010965 - 07/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Love_spirit]
    #22010974 - 07/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Love_spirit said:
Child support.




hahaha i set the filter to "does not want children"
i found this nerdy girl that likes video games and cartoons and stuff.

she's also poor like me so that's good.
she seems kinda desperate too 

:heytherebadboy:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22010977 - 07/28/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22010983 - 07/28/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do her.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22010992 - 07/28/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i got this.... :boomboom:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22010997 - 07/28/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22011039 - 07/28/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My mom met her fiancee on POF


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011058 - 07/28/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

take the risk..  or possibly be alone the rest of your life.  Seems worth it if you ask me.


it also seems worth it to me to use a paid dating site.  The likely hood of that person not being a wack job or at the very least being employed is much higher.  I don't do "free."  Free always ends up costing more than it would have to get something in the first place.. you follow?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011094 - 07/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got laid by 2 different girls with exceedingly minimal effort in under 6 months thanks to POF.

They weren't bombshells but they weren't bad at all.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Zombi3]
    #22011101 - 07/28/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This girl is going to eat you alive


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: nooneman]
    #22011126 - 07/28/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011417 - 07/28/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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badchad said:
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nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: circularvortex]
    #22011428 - 07/28/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Craigslist Erotic section yields more interesting results :smirk:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011902 - 07/28/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

badchad said:
Quote:

nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




Not even close especially since OP doesn't seem like the man by any stretch, probably closer to a 5% chance she responds. Thats why you have to hit up dozens of broads, its all a numbers game. Only takes one.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: circularvortex]
    #22011913 - 07/28/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.




I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he's good looking, wealthy, and has a great profile.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011951 - 07/28/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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badchad said:
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circularvortex said:
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badchad said:


Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.




I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he's good looking, wealthy, and has a great profile.




Good looking? 5/10 probably
Wealthy? Definitely not
Great profile? Check.

I also did an income filter of less than $25k per year, that way the chick can't rag about how poor I am :wink:
I got all my bases covered.

My message to this girl ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't eventually get a date.
We're practically the same person in terms of interests and she too is probably a 5/10 in terms of looks.
I'm not here to bang, I wanna find something legit.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011962 - 07/28/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"U want some fuks girl"


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22011963 - 07/28/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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My message to this chick ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't get a date.




You're definitely NOT lying about being new to online dating...


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011967 - 07/28/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

On those dating sites, girls are way outnumbered by guys, and girls are way pickier about looks than guys in general online or in person, so unless you're way above average looking you have zero chance of getting a reply from any girl who isn't either ugly or fat. Talking to girls in person is the way to go


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22012058 - 07/28/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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resonant111 said:


My message to this chick ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't get a date.




You're definitely NOT lying about being new to online dating...




I realize it's probably pretty hard if you're just on there trying to slay 8s or 9s or something.
But this girl I'm looking at is so much like me, I mean it's uncanny.
When I read her profile I was like "omg this is her"
No one else came close.

She seems to be at a similar point in her life too.
I feel something really strong pulling me towards her and like I said, I'd be shocked if she didn't reciprocate.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22012085 - 07/28/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

what did you say?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: fbi365]
    #22012114 - 07/28/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it's hard to explain, but it was like the perfect message.
mostly emphasizing how we have the same creative hobbies and interests and that maybe we could create awesome things together because of that. i also linked to her one of my old film projects that i think she'll really enjoy.

i also noticed a really random, obscure cartoon references in her profile name, so she'll be impressed with that. maybe i'm just overconfident, idk, but I think i really crushed it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22012680 - 07/28/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you wrote her a novel on your first message?

:doge:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: danielx]
    #22012764 - 07/28/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's online dating. That's all about looks. you could be her soulmate personality wise, but she's gonna choose the guy with long hair, hipster look who rides skateboards over you any day, if she's like most girls


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22012857 - 07/29/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Online stuff is pretty much just to fuck. Go out into the real world and meet real women.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22012870 - 07/29/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What is POF?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22013030 - 07/29/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Online stuff is pretty much just to fuck. Go out into the real world and meet real women.




I've never used any dating site, but I know several people who met there significant other.  I have made a profile, just never tryed my game haha


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Adden]
    #22013083 - 07/29/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dating app called plenty of fish. I downloaded it wasted once and it was stupid as fuck. You got to pay for half the shit. You get weird ass girls that like or connect then don't reply. I think half of the shit is just robots as many suspect already. You honestly have a better chance at a bar fuck then these apps unless you have some really good recent photos that you took or just took a few pictures of some money.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Adden] * 1
    #22013097 - 07/29/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dys said:
What is POF?



Pussy or feelings?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22013112 - 07/29/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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It's online dating. That's all about looks. you could be her soulmate personality wise, but she's gonna choose the guy with long hair, hipster look who rides skateboards over you any day, if she's like most girls




I wish this was true; minus being hipster im that guy and can ride a board quite well. I think its partly where I live but I never got much of any responses from those dating sites.
What every you do don't take it or the people you meet on there too seriously until you actually meet them.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: brokentv]
    #22016750 - 07/29/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

well the girl signed in today, looked at my profile and never responded.
so that's 90% chance she's not interested.

i honestly have zero interest in anyone else on that site, everyone else seems shallow as fuck or just plain out of my league.
sooooooo yea.

fuck it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: danielx]
    #22016790 - 07/29/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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So you wrote her a novel on your first message?

:doge:



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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22016801 - 07/29/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Dude girls on dating sites and in real life are extremely shallow and moreover, picky. In real life you have to be both "hot" and have game to get cute girls, online tho, it's all about looks


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22016968 - 07/29/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

well i guess i'm fucked then cuz i have neither looks nor game.
that's why i was on the site, to find average girls who are as desperate as i am

I CAN'T EVEN GET DESPERATE, NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM
lol....

i have failed man-life in all aspects :cookiemonster:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22017006 - 07/29/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You'll have a way higher chance in real life


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22017042 - 07/29/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no because i'm absolutely terrible at initiating conversations with people i don't know in real life, especially girls. i always feel like i'm infringing on their space or being the "creepy fucking guy" or some shit.

that's why i was doing online dating because i can communicate alot better through writing and i don't have to risk being perceived as a creepy, socially awkward dude.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22017107 - 07/29/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well match.com or eharmony would be better than pof, I'm assuming


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22017128 - 07/29/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

deez hos aint worth my time or money anyways

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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22017357 - 07/29/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well if you're going to pay, at least know what you're getting :sadyes:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22017607 - 07/29/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Go pay for a root... if you get a reasonable girl.. you will feel empowered and have more confidence for the next time you try approach a girl.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Lachy] * 1
    #22017740 - 07/29/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I bet OP is creepy, gotta be scary to have chosen an avatar like that. Did she ever reply OP?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22017747 - 07/29/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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My message to this chick ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't get a date.




You're definitely NOT lying about being new to online dating...




I realize it's probably pretty hard if you're just on there trying to slay 8s or 9s or something.
But this girl I'm looking at is so much like me, I mean it's uncanny.
When I read her profile I was like "omg this is her"
No one else came close.

She seems to be at a similar point in her life too.
I feel something really strong pulling me towards her and like I said, I'd be shocked if she didn't reciprocate.




Im not sure how to let you down gently, but Ill try.

The chances of any woman messaging you back are <10%. Even then, their inbox is fucking packed full of dudes just like you. From what Ive seen on dating sites, the women are more interested in seeing whats available to them rather than actually sticking their necks out and taking a chance. This is like jerking off for women. When they feel lonely, they log on to see how many men are desperate to meet them. Its a confidence boost and it helps them sleep at night.

I used to troll dating sites years ago. I would use the exact same profile but different pictures and incomes for different areas. The results were as exactly as you'd imagine. Its a sad scene. You have a muuuuch greater chance at just meeting and chatting somebody up at a party or something.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #22017787 - 07/29/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yea it's actually making me kind of sad for humanity, seeing all these fat, ugly, desperate, lonely (and often shallow) people looking for love (or ego boost or whatever the hell they're after).
funny part is i only feel lonely when i actually want a girlfriend.
if i'm like "nah fuck that shit" i'm all good, no issue.

so yea i quit! that's why i wanted someone to talk me out of it lol


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22017815 - 07/29/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would use your free time to pursue ultimate goals. Go to school to be a fucking astronaut or something. Women are attracted to your confidence and passion for success (among other things). This is something thats nearly impossible to portray over the internet. Especially when theres like a million fucking profiles and theyre all exactly the same. I dont want to tell you to give up hope, but online dating sites are seriously the worst thing in the world.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #22017831 - 07/29/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i think dating in general is the worst thing in the world
too much bullshit and games.
generally ends in heartbreak and disappointment.

like you said, much better to put all of that time and energy into something good...like a book, or a hobby or something.
i'm almost glad she didn't respond, i'm finally coming back to my senses!!!


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22019063 - 07/30/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



Thats how you do it Op:thumbup:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: IISkuNkII]
    #22019066 - 07/30/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Works every time


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: thebitterbuffalo26]
    #22019411 - 07/30/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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They probably think you are ugly.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22019724 - 07/30/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I found my boyfriend that I've been with for 4 years on POF.

Mind you... I had to worm through some creepy ass people... Some girls are crazy bitches though.

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Good luck! :thumbup: :grin:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Fluzzball]
    #22022014 - 07/30/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The thing is, online dating is basically a looks contest because you can't see a person's mannerisms and the way they act in real life, etc. The two main things a girl is gonna look at on your profile, are your pictures and the height you put yourself as being. Until you meet them in person, looks and height and maybe your income are all that matter.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22022162 - 07/30/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The thing is, online dating is basically a looks contest because you can't see a person's mannerisms and the way they act in real life, etc. The two main things a girl is gonna look at on your profile, are your pictures and the height you put yourself as being. Until you meet them in person, looks and height and maybe your income are all that matter.




hence the reason i am fucked.
sub $25k a year income lol and that aint changing anytime soon cuz i enjoy what i do.
like i said i might as well not even bother w/ the dating game, it's all bullshit.

its looks and money and i got neither. i'm looking for something real, like heart to heart connection.
it's all good though, i kinda figured i wasn't cut out for the game.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22022241 - 07/30/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I used to think I hated online dating, then I remembered I hated regular dating too.  Online dating is the worst for me though, because I always do myself in by trying to be funny in the profile, which comes off as creepy, or making the hugest mistake ever when it comes to online dating by actually being honest and forthcoming :lol:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22022288 - 07/30/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good luck with POF; I have no luck meeting anybody from there.

OkCupid, however... I have met around six girls at least from there in person


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #22022360 - 07/30/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I always had better luck with OKC.  Honestly I didn't even see anyone attractive on POF, and I'm not that picky.  I think it is probably a regional thing, as I've heard alot of people say POF is where it's at.  I had alot better luck when I lived in a more populated area, but I think that goes without saying.


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