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OfflineLoveNaborFuckHater
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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011962 - 07/28/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"U want some fuks girl"


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Invisiblebadchad
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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22011963 - 07/28/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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resonant111 said:


My message to this chick ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't get a date.




You're definitely NOT lying about being new to online dating...


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011967 - 07/28/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

On those dating sites, girls are way outnumbered by guys, and girls are way pickier about looks than guys in general online or in person, so unless you're way above average looking you have zero chance of getting a reply from any girl who isn't either ugly or fat. Talking to girls in person is the way to go


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Offlineresonant111
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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22012058 - 07/28/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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badchad said:
Quote:

resonant111 said:


My message to this chick ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't get a date.




You're definitely NOT lying about being new to online dating...




I realize it's probably pretty hard if you're just on there trying to slay 8s or 9s or something.
But this girl I'm looking at is so much like me, I mean it's uncanny.
When I read her profile I was like "omg this is her"
No one else came close.

She seems to be at a similar point in her life too.
I feel something really strong pulling me towards her and like I said, I'd be shocked if she didn't reciprocate.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22012085 - 07/28/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

what did you say?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: fbi365]
    #22012114 - 07/28/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it's hard to explain, but it was like the perfect message.
mostly emphasizing how we have the same creative hobbies and interests and that maybe we could create awesome things together because of that. i also linked to her one of my old film projects that i think she'll really enjoy.

i also noticed a really random, obscure cartoon references in her profile name, so she'll be impressed with that. maybe i'm just overconfident, idk, but I think i really crushed it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22012680 - 07/28/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you wrote her a novel on your first message?

:doge:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: danielx]
    #22012764 - 07/28/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's online dating. That's all about looks. you could be her soulmate personality wise, but she's gonna choose the guy with long hair, hipster look who rides skateboards over you any day, if she's like most girls


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22012857 - 07/29/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Online stuff is pretty much just to fuck. Go out into the real world and meet real women.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22012870 - 07/29/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What is POF?


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Offlineel_barto
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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22013030 - 07/29/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Online stuff is pretty much just to fuck. Go out into the real world and meet real women.




I've never used any dating site, but I know several people who met there significant other.  I have made a profile, just never tryed my game haha


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Adden]
    #22013083 - 07/29/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dating app called plenty of fish. I downloaded it wasted once and it was stupid as fuck. You got to pay for half the shit. You get weird ass girls that like or connect then don't reply. I think half of the shit is just robots as many suspect already. You honestly have a better chance at a bar fuck then these apps unless you have some really good recent photos that you took or just took a few pictures of some money.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Adden] * 1
    #22013097 - 07/29/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
What is POF?



Pussy or feelings?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22013112 - 07/29/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
It's online dating. That's all about looks. you could be her soulmate personality wise, but she's gonna choose the guy with long hair, hipster look who rides skateboards over you any day, if she's like most girls




I wish this was true; minus being hipster im that guy and can ride a board quite well. I think its partly where I live but I never got much of any responses from those dating sites.
What every you do don't take it or the people you meet on there too seriously until you actually meet them.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: brokentv]
    #22016750 - 07/29/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well the girl signed in today, looked at my profile and never responded.
so that's 90% chance she's not interested.

i honestly have zero interest in anyone else on that site, everyone else seems shallow as fuck or just plain out of my league.
sooooooo yea.

fuck it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: danielx]
    #22016790 - 07/29/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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danielx said:
So you wrote her a novel on your first message?

:doge:



:facepalm:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22016801 - 07/29/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dude girls on dating sites and in real life are extremely shallow and moreover, picky. In real life you have to be both "hot" and have game to get cute girls, online tho, it's all about looks


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22016968 - 07/29/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well i guess i'm fucked then cuz i have neither looks nor game.
that's why i was on the site, to find average girls who are as desperate as i am

I CAN'T EVEN GET DESPERATE, NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM
lol....

i have failed man-life in all aspects :cookiemonster:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22017006 - 07/29/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You'll have a way higher chance in real life


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22017042 - 07/29/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no because i'm absolutely terrible at initiating conversations with people i don't know in real life, especially girls. i always feel like i'm infringing on their space or being the "creepy fucking guy" or some shit.

that's why i was doing online dating because i can communicate alot better through writing and i don't have to risk being perceived as a creepy, socially awkward dude.


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