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Offlineresonant111
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Just created a dating profile on POF...
    #22010930 - 07/28/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

and i'm *this close* to actually messaging a girl.
(i haven't dated in 5 years)
someone talk me out of it....


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22010940 - 07/28/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Go for it, for real just do it. You going to wait another 5 years? Nothing stopping you except you. Worst that happens is she doesn't like you and you got some practice spitting game. Or just don't use it to actually date, and use it to just practice talking to girls for when you stumble upon one that tickles your fancy IRL.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 3
    #22010947 - 07/28/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Child support.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22010963 - 07/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A lot of times they won't respond at all just for whatever reason. So you have to hit up more than one. Also remember that they probably have done this before and expect that you have too. Also the less you say the better in general. And small talk sucks, get to the point. Good luck!


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 2
    #22010965 - 07/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Love_spirit]
    #22010974 - 07/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Love_spirit said:
Child support.




hahaha i set the filter to "does not want children"
i found this nerdy girl that likes video games and cartoons and stuff.

she's also poor like me so that's good.
she seems kinda desperate too 

:heytherebadboy:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22010977 - 07/28/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do it.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22010983 - 07/28/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do her.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22010992 - 07/28/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i got this.... :boomboom:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111] * 1
    #22010997 - 07/28/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22011039 - 07/28/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My mom met her fiancee on POF


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011058 - 07/28/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

take the risk..  or possibly be alone the rest of your life.  Seems worth it if you ask me.


it also seems worth it to me to use a paid dating site.  The likely hood of that person not being a wack job or at the very least being employed is much higher.  I don't do "free."  Free always ends up costing more than it would have to get something in the first place.. you follow?


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: resonant111]
    #22011094 - 07/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got laid by 2 different girls with exceedingly minimal effort in under 6 months thanks to POF.

They weren't bombshells but they weren't bad at all.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: Zombi3]
    #22011101 - 07/28/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This girl is going to eat you alive


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: nooneman]
    #22011126 - 07/28/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011417 - 07/28/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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badchad said:
Quote:

nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: circularvortex]
    #22011428 - 07/28/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Craigslist Erotic section yields more interesting results :smirk:


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011902 - 07/28/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

badchad said:
Quote:

nooneman said:
She's not going to ever message you back.

You're welcome.




Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




Not even close especially since OP doesn't seem like the man by any stretch, probably closer to a 5% chance she responds. Thats why you have to hit up dozens of broads, its all a numbers game. Only takes one.


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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: circularvortex]
    #22011913 - 07/28/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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circularvortex said:
Quote:

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Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.




I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he's good looking, wealthy, and has a great profile.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Just created a dating profile on POF... [Re: badchad]
    #22011951 - 07/28/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

badchad said:
Quote:

circularvortex said:
Quote:

badchad said:


Yeah, you got a 50/50 chance of being ignored OP, so don't worry.




That's fairly generous.




I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he's good looking, wealthy, and has a great profile.




Good looking? 5/10 probably
Wealthy? Definitely not
Great profile? Check.

I also did an income filter of less than $25k per year, that way the chick can't rag about how poor I am :wink:
I got all my bases covered.

My message to this girl ended up being pretty great, I would be shocked if I don't eventually get a date.
We're practically the same person in terms of interests and she too is probably a 5/10 in terms of looks.
I'm not here to bang, I wanna find something legit.


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