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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22007807 - 07/28/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I found the other pics of that chick. Fuuuuuck.





Kinda hot man..


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22007861 - 07/28/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
id put money on that being a transgendered




Sounds like an expert opinion.


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: JvF]
    #22007940 - 07/28/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

protein rocks!


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: Gorlax]
    #22007977 - 07/28/15 04:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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haaha that shit honestly does look like a ham wrapped up waiting to be scooped up at the market. Maybe that was her intentions lmao.

- No way that hot girl is an escort for 200$.. Exploited college girls gets like 1500$ to do an entire porno so if you really wanted to fuck a hot ass girl just get a go pro and make up some porn website. You'd prob also make a few hundred thousand off it.




pretty sure you have to get a license, and have inspectors and drug tests and std tests and....other shit


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: JvF]
    #22008069 - 07/28/15 05:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've never actually used an escort before, but sometimes I like browsing escorts on backpage while at work to pass time on shitty calls and see what's available in my area. Its pretty baffling at how some of the women on there can actually make a living doing that...like I can't really believe they get clients. I've noticed most of the Asian escorts on there look like human trafficking victims.

I doubt I would use an escort, because I know I would regret wasting the money/time/risk as soon as I unloaded in 2 seconds, and most of them have early histories of abuse, which is a pretty big turn off and not very sexual.


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: JvF]
    #22008096 - 07/28/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Does she suck dicks?


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: abltsandwich]
    #22008128 - 07/28/15 05:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No, but she'll come on a pizza.


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: koods]
    #22009673 - 07/28/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She should change her name to Honey Glaze!


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: koods]
    #22009697 - 07/28/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
id put money on that being a transgendered




Sounds like an expert opinion.




Well it takes one to know one.. haha


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: JvF]
    #22009888 - 07/28/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would spiral cut the shit outta that!


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22009903 - 07/28/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Astral Pain said:
This chick was in the Chicago backpage for $200. Talk about a setup.






Haha that chick is always on Grand Rapids,MI bp. She is also reviewed on Erotic Monkey http://www.eroticmonkey.com/lacey-escort-grand-rapids-14710


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: MightyWhite]
    #22009920 - 07/28/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Would it be illegal to hire a woman to film a porn, pay her to have sex with you, then accidentally forget to put batteries in the camera? Or decide none of the footage was good enough to use?


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22009986 - 07/28/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ask Enlil


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: JvF]
    #22010017 - 07/28/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-her-and-her/25239678

Just found that shit, its going to the front of /r/wtf, i guarantee it. 30 points in 10 minutes.

It cracked me the hell up when i saw it.

Aside from that, how has your guys luck been with escorts on backpage?



I'd hit


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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: MightyWhite] * 1
    #22010094 - 07/28/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lmao at some of the reviews

here's one



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She is an older looking lady. Pretty sure she didn't have any teeth. I didn't feel any at least. Honestly I tried not to look at her too much. In my head a dime was blowing me.

Easy to set up appt and meet up. Got in the room and took of my pants and she went to work with a great bbbj. She can dt pretty well. I came after 10 minutes or so and she stopped and cleaned me up and I just chilled out for a few minutes. She told me to let her know when I was ready for the 2nd and I said now so she started sucking me off again. This second time she sucked with a purpose like she was really on a mission to get that nut and it probably took 20 minutes but she didn't slow down one time or complain at all. After the 2nd nut I was dressed and out the door pretty quick. All in all she isn't much to look at but for 80 bucks I got my dick sucked a solid 30 minutes and busted twice. Not bad imo.





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Re: This Backpage hooker looks like a ham [Re: Niffla]
    #22010199 - 07/28/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lol yeah some of the reviews are hilarious I have have a feeling some of them are fake though or posted by the escort or her pimp just trying to drum up some business.


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