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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22010093 - 07/28/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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saralove said:
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
True.
It's easy to miss because of one's inadequate size,
or spraying things that run away...
*sigh*

all the ladies tell me im more than adequate in size
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22010157 - 07/28/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You sound like a custy brah. Need I get bassfreak in here?
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He might commit a hate crime.
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saralove



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Mr.PhilCybin said:

all the ladies tell me im more than adequate in size 
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EDM
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Rebelutionsssss said: You sound like a custy brah. Need I get bassfreak in here?
Nah man, bassnectar is way out of date.
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The Doobie Dude said: Stand straight, smile, dress nice, smell good, maintain a very healthy level amount of eye contact, ask questions. Do not be afraid to close.
A good closing line is this. "So I am calling the cab, my place or yours?"
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You and your boys need to be on board with this each time you go out. Put the girl to the test early. Say you and your boys are at a bar and you get traction with a girl. After 15 - 30 minutes of talking and drinking, one of your boys will come up and say that it's time to go check out another bar. You invite her (and any of her friends) to come with you. This puts her to the test. If she goes with you, then you're probably getting laid that night. If not, then you wasted no more than 30 minutes chatting a girl up. Repeat at different bars until each guy is paired up with a girl, then everyone go back to your respective homes/cars/woods/whatever.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: automan]
#22017349 - 07/29/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fucking genius
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psyconaught
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: automan]
#22017880 - 07/29/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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automan said: You and your boys need to be on board with this each time you go out. Put the girl to the test early. Say you and your boys are at a bar and you get traction with a girl. After 15 - 30 minutes of talking and drinking, one of your boys will come up and say that it's time to go check out another bar. You invite her (and any of her friends) to come with you. This puts her to the test. If she goes with you, then you're probably getting laid that night. If not, then you wasted no more than 30 minutes chatting a girl up. Repeat at different bars until each guy is paired up with a girl, then everyone go back to your respective homes/cars/woods/whatever.
thats.... fucking genius...
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: psyconaught]
#22018179 - 07/30/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cocaine.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: Othyem]
#22018191 - 07/30/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Othyem said: Cocaine.
Ehhh I think automans idea was better
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Suit yourself. The kinda girl you meet at a bar and will let you fuck the first night usually loves cocaine.
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I had a friend who was a near-giant. 6'5" 275 lbs of mostly muscle - construction worker, not a body builder. Think: Paul Bunyan. He never had to do shit to get laid - just be. Even so one of his favorite techniques - and he liked short women - was to literally pick them up over his head. 9 out of 10 chicks would giggle uncontrollably and practically cum right there. Almost never failed. Not one that I witnessed ever said "Put me down, dammit!"
Near-giant? That's not that big. And I can tell you from first hand experience, I don't know the sorts of girls he used to literally pick up, or the sorts of contexts he used to do it in, but most girls don't like to be touched aggressively by people they just met. Girls nowadays don't seem to like big guys that much either. Maybe it's just one of the differences between our generations, but in my experiences, in most situations, physical size doesn't seem to be of much benefit in the picking-up-ladies department.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: secondorder]
#22018940 - 07/30/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Near-giant? That's not that big.
Bigger than the biggest UFC heavyweights puts him in a unique class.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: secondorder]
#22021045 - 07/30/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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secondorder said:
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I had a friend who was a near-giant. 6'5" 275 lbs of mostly muscle - construction worker, not a body builder. Think: Paul Bunyan. He never had to do shit to get laid - just be. Even so one of his favorite techniques - and he liked short women - was to literally pick them up over his head. 9 out of 10 chicks would giggle uncontrollably and practically cum right there. Almost never failed. Not one that I witnessed ever said "Put me down, dammit!"
Near-giant? That's not that big. And I can tell you from first hand experience, I don't know the sorts of girls he used to literally pick up, or the sorts of contexts he used to do it in, but most girls don't like to be touched aggressively by people they just met. Girls nowadays don't seem to like big guys that much either. Maybe it's just one of the differences between our generations, but in my experiences, in most situations, physical size doesn't seem to be of much benefit in the picking-up-ladies department.
I see what your saying but I don't think you caught on to the way he described what his friend does.
His friend is probably doing it as a funny thing and I could see that working if you are having a good time with someone. Not just picking them up and running off lol...
Although I could see the picking them up and running them off thing working as a joke which could be really funny too haha.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: Rainman420]
#22021418 - 07/30/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22022585 - 07/30/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bigger than the biggest UFC heavyweights puts him in a unique class.
That's because the UFC has a weight class cap. Plenty of people are too big for the UFC, or would at least need to trim down to make it into the heaviest weight class.
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I see what your saying but I don't think you caught on to the way he described what his friend does.
His friend is probably doing it as a funny thing and I could see that working if you are having a good time with someone. Not just picking them up and running off lol...
Although I could see the picking them up and running them off thing working as a joke which could be really funny too haha.
I don't know what sorts of girls you hang around, maybe I need to spend some time in your circles haha. Maybe it's just with the experiences I've had with girls; most of whom I'd guess wouldn't like to be picked up by somebody they don't know very well.
I could be wrong, and again, I'm part of a different generation than OC and his buddy, so it may just be a shift in cultural attitudes.
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what works for you?
Roofies FTW!
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