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how to pick up bar chicks
#22005026 - 07/27/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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what works for you? give your go to method or share some sources
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The Doobie Dude


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Stand straight, smile, dress nice, smell good, maintain a very healthy level amount of eye contact, ask questions. Do not be afraid to close.
A good closing line is this. "So I am calling the cab, my place or yours?"
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empty space
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i use my arms. then they go "omg look how strong you are lets go back to my place." or i get pepper sprayed.
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22007884 - 07/28/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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First grab a bottle of vodka, then proceed to hit said bar whore over the head with it. Drag pub slut to house......profit?
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saralove



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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22007891 - 07/28/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
empty space said: i use my arms. then they go "omg look how strong you are lets go back to my place." or i get pepper sprayed.
ha!
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22008571 - 07/28/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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whip it out
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psyconaught
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The same way you'd pick up women anywhere else?
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saralove



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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: whip it out
Oh cool. An even better target for my pepper spray.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22009667 - 07/28/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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empty space said: i use my arms. then they go "omg look how strong you are lets go back to my place." or i get pepper sprayed.
I had a friend who was a near-giant. 6'5" 275 lbs of mostly muscle - construction worker, not a body builder. Think: Paul Bunyan. He never had to do shit to get laid - just be. Even so one of his favorite techniques - and he liked short women - was to literally pick them up over his head. 9 out of 10 chicks would giggle uncontrollably and practically cum right there. Almost never failed. Not one that I witnessed ever said "Put me down, dammit!"
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22009676 - 07/28/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1. Buy her a drink.
2. Buy her a drink.
3. Buy her a drink.
4. Buy her a drink.
Repeat 3-5 more times depending on how often she frequents bars.
That's... About it.
Bar girls are easy.
If you can't pick up a bar girl you are probably heinously ugly or beyond socially awkward or both.
But either way, get a drunk drunk enough and be nice and you will get some booty.
Just don't be too picky about how ugly THEY are.
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empty space
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22009705 - 07/28/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Toe_Jam said: 1. Buy her a drink.
2. Buy her a drink.
3. Buy her a drink.
4. Buy her a drink.
Repeat 3-5 more times depending on how often she frequents bars.
That's... About it.
Bar girls are easy.
If you can't pick up a bar girl you are probably heinously ugly or beyond socially awkward or both.
But either way, get a drunk drunk enough and be nice and you will get some booty.
Just don't be too picky about how ugly THEY are.
Just think about how much money you could save on drinks if you just roofie her!
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saralove said: Oh cool. An even better target for my pepper spray.
Hey can you pepper spray this guy a few times too?
Edited by empty space (07/28/15 01:36 PM)
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Toe_Jam
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22009731 - 07/28/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Seriously though.
Bar girls are easy.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22009743 - 07/28/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
saralove said:
Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: whip it out
Oh cool. An even better target for my pepper spray.
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saralove



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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22009749 - 07/28/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said: If you can't pick up a bar girl you are probably heinously ugly or beyond socially awkward or both.
or do things like this:
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Toe_Jam said: 1. Buy her a drink.
2. Buy her a drink.
3. Buy her a drink.
4. Buy her a drink.
Repeat 3-5 more times depending on how often she frequents bars.
That's... About it.
Bar girls are easy.
If you can't pick up a bar girl you are probably heinously ugly or beyond socially awkward or both.
But either way, get a drunk drunk enough and be nice and you will get some booty.
Just don't be too picky about how ugly THEY are.
lol
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empty space
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22009770 - 07/28/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Seriously though.
Toe Jam I hope you like taking it in the ass.
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saralove



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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:

don't think there'll be any meowing when I spray
you might be more like
then i'll go
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: saralove]
#22009850 - 07/28/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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we'll see
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Toe_Jam
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: empty space]
#22009854 - 07/28/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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empty space said:
Toe Jam I hope you like taking it in the ass.

You're taking me a little too seriously friend.
Anyway, bar whores go to bars to get drunk and fuck.
That's not my fault.
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saralove



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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
True.
It's easy to miss because of one's inadequate size,
or spraying things that run away...
*sigh*
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Re: how to pick up bar chicks [Re: psyconaught]
#22009943 - 07/28/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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psyconaught said: The same way you'd pick up women anywhere else?
i guess thats where i should start idk how the fuck to do that either
socially awkward recovering drug addict ftw
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