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Biggest buzzkills ever
#22004776 - 07/27/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lets try and kill every buzz out there, as simply as possible. I'll start.
Picture yourself as a baby, sucking your moms tits.
Buzz killed.
Your turn.
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Imagine you drop some Acid.
But in that amber bottle wasnt LSD, but tasteless ratt poison.
Buzz Killed.
Whos next?
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straight guys are a buzzkill
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: SunnyD] 2
#22005335 - 07/27/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Peak coming on hard, mom calls and says grandma is dying, get to the hospital right now and join the family saying goodbye ! Buzz killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 4
#22005342 - 07/27/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Feeling good, feeling frisky, decide to make a sex toy. Vacuum takes your penis. Buzz killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 3
#22005355 - 07/27/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tripping hard, decide to be sweet to girlfriend, go and buy her flowers. Take them to her. Find her fucking your brother.
Buzz killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22005369 - 07/27/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Peak coming on hard, mom calls and says grandma is dying, get to the hospital right now and join the family saying goodbye ! Buzz killed.
That's why its good to turn off the phone 
Psyches had helped me get over things well, Although ideally I shouldn't of dosed after a break up,  but the trip made me come out accepting a horrible loss that was making me cry for a few days before I dosed
But yeah, thatd be a buzzkill alittle bitQuote:
shLong said: Tripping hard, decide to be sweet to girlfriend, go and buy her flowers. Take them to her. Find her fucking your brother.
Buzz killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: SunnyD]
#22005372 - 07/27/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fine.. Van full of family pulls up to your crib to go say bye to grandma
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22005394 - 07/27/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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has sex with a prostitute, realizes hes transvestite, so you bug out and he pins you for rape. double buzzkill
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22005414 - 07/27/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You enter the lotto, and win $100 Million dollars.
But then u find out the payout is only 1 million a year, for a hundred years, and the governments taxes for 60%.
And then your family, and extended family find out that u won, and constantly ask to borrow thousands of dollars.
Totaly buzzkill.
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No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast. That's just a series of shitty events.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 3
#22005516 - 07/27/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast. That's just a series of shitty events.
I'm still trying to figure out how getting 400k a year is a shitty event.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: vandago]
#22005562 - 07/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pretends to be compassionate but secretly at every chance causes problems and anguish for you just to try and destroy your soul
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Buy drugs, get arrested. Buzz Killed
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Feeling a big shit get locked and loaded during sex.
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Rolling a joint above a motorcycle knowing a cop is about to enter the garage then wanting to run but you dropped the joint before licking it closed.
Right in the feels.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Beanhead]
#22005730 - 07/27/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Checking out a nice butt Smell farts Buzz killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Hobozen]
#22005794 - 07/27/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're walking around outside on the sidewalk and some little kid asks you to throw a ball to him. As he turns around to go long, he accidentally runs out in the road and gets killed by a truck.
Buzz killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: vandago]
#22005841 - 07/27/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said:
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shLong said: No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast. That's just a series of shitty events.
I'm still trying to figure out how getting 400k a year is a shitty event.
Yeah no shit.. You're right. Good call there. I was just rolling with the punches too quickly to think about that fact.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22005848 - 07/27/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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PS.. Tell your friends and family to fuck off. You worked hard to win that free money.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22005858 - 07/27/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Fine.. Van full of family pulls up to your crib to go say bye to grandma
e gag!
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: SunnyD]
#22005896 - 07/27/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rolling at the prom with my boyfriend at the time. Mom calls him and says he has to come home right after prom or else he's grounded. Had a Disneyland trip with acid planned for the next week so he had to comply. Total fucking buzz kill.
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Its a hot hot summers day in the city, you are sweating and hoping that the rain will come ot that the evening will bring a bit of cool. Instead a nuke goes off.
Buzzkill.
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This thread.
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Quote:
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Buzzkill
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: FruitOfLife] 2
#22006047 - 07/27/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quit being a buzzkill
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haha, thats fucked up.
You're 10 years old, its Christmas Eve. You are an only child and your family got you lots of presents this year.
You wake up in the morning to discover the Christmas tree is trashed, and all your favorite valuables are missing from your room, as well as from the living room. Your house was robbed on Christmas Eve.
Worst of all, even your presents were stolen.
Complete buzzkill.
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Take a gravity at a house party and yer feeling pretty damn swell. You notice your hair feels a bit wet, and you look in a mirror to see blood and pus pouring from your scalp all the way down to your chin.
Buzzkill. True story.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: DrMambo]
#22006453 - 07/27/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fighting can always ruin the vibe. Physical or verbal
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Enjoywho]
#22006526 - 07/27/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Playing gran turismo and finishing up a 3 hour endurance race, then when the race is showing your victory lap your little cousin comes up and turns off the playstation before you can save.
I did this to my cousins when i was little.
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You wake up as bassfreak Buzz killed forever
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Feeling great because you have a little extra money at the end of the month. Then you find out you forgot to pay the electric bill.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Le_Canard]
#22006760 - 07/27/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Guy tells you he has shrooms, so you buy an eighth amd eat it and have a good buzzkill free time. Next morning you ask if he has a hookup for them, or if shrooms just happen to be in town at the moment. He says he has a hookup. So you tell him you'll buy an oz., arrange to sell it to between 6 people the same day you pick it up, make your money back, and ideally(but not counting on it) get another oz. And repeat for infinite money glitch.
Next day you tell him your ready to buy them. He tells you the guy is all out and only had an oz. x1000
I really need to move out and grow my own.
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realizing that half gram of white powder you just snorted was not cocaine at all, but in fact LSD crystal.
buzzkill
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Lucis] 3
#22006798 - 07/27/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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More like the opposite of buzzkill
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As a child, you develop an interest in history. You read a bunch of books, thinking that history is so cool because it can show you the mistakes people made in the past, so you won't make them in the future. After years and years you realize that for as long as people have recorded it they've always made the same mistakes. Human behavior never changes, and if history is any indicator it probably never will.
Buzz Killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: ballsalsa]
#22006841 - 07/27/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: As a child, you develop an interest in history. You read a bunch of books, thinking that history is so cool because it can show you the mistakes people made in the past, so you won't make them in the future. After years and years you realize that for as long as people have recorded it they've always made the same mistakes. Human behavior never changes, and if history is any indicator it probably never will.
Buzz Killed
i call that enlightenment
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Lucis]
#22007056 - 07/27/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fennario said: realizing that half gram of white powder you just snorted was not cocaine at all, but in fact LSD crystal.
buzzkill
the "i'm never going to be the same again" kind of buzzkill
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Hooking up with someone you've had a massive crush on, only to find yourself awake in the middle of the night after having obviously pissed the bed, and a very substantial piss at that.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: DrMambo]
#22007118 - 07/27/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: Hooking up with someone you've had a massive crush on, only to find yourself awake in the middle of the night after having obviously pissed the bed, and a very substantial piss at that.
please tell me this didn't happen hahah
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Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
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People that slam doors and/or make a lot of unnecessary noise with everything they get their hands on.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22007193 - 07/27/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: People that slam doors and/or make a lot of unnecessary noise with everything they get their hands on.
For real. I don't think I'm really an irritable person, but I've found especially over the last few years that this sort of thing is increasingly annoying to me. It's like people that you are around all the time who feel the need to talk when there really isn't anything to be said, or people who make big sighing sounds after they take a sip of something. I wonder if they do that even when nobody is around.
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DrMambo said: Hooking up with someone you've had a massive crush on, only to find yourself awake in the middle of the night after having obviously pissed the bed, and a very substantial piss at that.
please tell me this didn't happen hahah
Nah. Last time I pissed the bed was with a chick who'd I'd already established a relationship with and was who was quite into watersports.
It was still embarassing, though...
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: I don't think I'm really an irritable person, but I've found especially over the last few years that this sort of thing is increasingly annoying to me. It's like people that you are around all the time who feel the need to talk when there really isn't anything to be said, or people who make big sighing sounds after they take a sip of something. I wonder if they do that even when nobody is around.
Yeah it's generally with people I see frequently, family, close friends etc..
I must be getting crankier as I get older, because like you said it's gotten worse over the last few years. I suppose I just used to be able to tune things out better.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22007243 - 07/27/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
She did do the carrot thing
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Sheekle]
#22007894 - 07/28/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
She did do the carrot thing 
Well shit.
I think around 30 some pages someone kept saying that she backed out. Did she hold a piece of paper up for id? Or is it likely i could google carrot in blonde girls ass (or whatever hair she has, i havent seen it)and find the same pic?
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She did it, people are just complaining because she did it her way and not theirs.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22008754 - 07/28/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it was a weak ass carrot to be fair 
finally hook up with a girl you've had your eye on for a while. clothes come off, she's smokin hot, and goes down on you.
then the garlic farts come.
you try to clench it all in, but you know some leaked out. total buzzkil.
this literally happened to me like 3 hours ago.  
seriously....these farts are on another level.
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Being from Latvia and have no potato. Buzz killed.
Being from Latvia and daughter die from dysentery Buzz killed.
Being from Latvia and cannot afford to have buzz Buzz killed.
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#22008778 - 07/28/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Living in Chicago suburbs in 1992. Family goes to France and forgot to take you. Robbers break in, but you fend them off with clever boobie-traps. Older brother gets bit by his pet spider and dies. Buzz killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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you get locked up for growing plants, spend a night in jail just dreaming about the moment when you can go back home and sit on the couch and smoke a bowl, only to find out when you get free'd that your house burned down over night.
total buzzkill.
another true story.
im not very creative this morning
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Apollo 11 makes it to the moon, but the lander can't launch them off the surface due to problems with the a wire harness subcontracted to Mexico. Buzz Killed.
Syd breaks in to Andy's house and steals all his toys.. Then throws them in a burn barrel. Buzz killed.
Alright. I'm done.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 2
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shLong said: Apollo 11 makes it to the moon, but the lander can't launch them off the surface due to problems with the a wire harness subcontracted to Mexico. Buzz Killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: ballsalsa]
#22008857 - 07/28/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yup, that's the joke 
In case anyone doesn't know wtf I'm talking about.. It's Home Alone (Buzz, Kevin's older bro) Buzz Aldrin And Buzz Lightyear
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22008869 - 07/28/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you win.
I didn't catch any of that til the quote above.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22008877 - 07/28/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lil girl has been waiting for her third birthday all year. She eats a slice of cake, it turns out she has a peanut allergy, she falls ill rolling over the ground choking in anaphylactic shock, dad has to shove a length of garden hose up her throat to keep it from swelling shut waiting for the paramedics to arrive, they arrive, make a scalpel incision in her throat to intubate her, stab her full of shots, then they cart her off and speed off in the wailing ambulance, flattening the family cat Buzz on the driveway.
Buzz
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Hobozen]
#22008881 - 07/28/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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Fennario said: realizing that half gram of white powder you just snorted was not cocaine at all, but in fact LSD crystal.
buzzkill
the "i'm never going to be the same again" kind of buzzkill
you gotta be prepared for such a huge dose, so yeah it would freak someone
buzz = killed
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shLong said: Yup, that's the joke 
In case anyone doesn't know wtf I'm talking about.. It's Home Alone (Buzz, Kevin's older bro) Buzz Aldrin And Buzz Lightyear
Alright, the master has done it.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante] 1
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Asante said: Lil girl has been waiting for her third birthday all year. She eats a slice of cake, it turns out she has a peanut allergy, she falls ill rolling over the ground choking in anaphylactic shock, dad has to shove a length of garden hose up her throat to keep it from swelling shut waiting for the paramedics to arrive, they arrive, make a scalpel incision in her throat to intubate her, stab her full of shots, then they cart her off and speed off in the wailing ambulance, flattening the family cat Buzz on the driveway.
Buzz 
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009148 - 07/28/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You gotta admit that buzz is dead and buried though
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009154 - 07/28/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just stop, man...You're morbid and this is not the stage for that sort of thing.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009159 - 07/28/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Long story.
"A girl I know gets beat up and I talk to the cops on acid" http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14664389
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009177 - 07/28/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm just playing, bud (in the event you actually took me serious). Nothing but love for ya, Wiccan
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009188 - 07/28/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I knew, I just pretended you killed my buzz
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: JohnnieYen]
#22009192 - 07/28/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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buzzkilled

Love it..
PS...caulk the fucking wagon and float. Never attempt to ford the river unless it's less than 2 feet deep
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009196 - 07/28/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your pretend buzz kill harshed by buzz
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009235 - 07/28/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh I got a good one that actually happened about 3 weeks ago.
I was having breakfast with a buddy after tripping all night and he proudly announces he's gonna let me have a taste of the eggs his chickens lay. So I'm sitting there in expectation, he fries two eggs and deposits them on organic whole grain bread.
I take a bite.. my toothe just EXPLODES, breaks right in two to the root - there was a rock in the bread. Then.. the egg had salmonella or something, I projectile vomit at the dinner table right then and there. He throws a tub at me and I finish the job, including bile and food that definitely had passed nto my upper intestine.
I sat there, hadn't slept, still tripping a bit, trembling, sweat trickling on my back while my emptied stomach quivered.
Buzz ..killed.
Egg tasted good though, you just can't get that kinda quality at the store
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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Man i was 17, i had just moved in my new apt 2 weeks ago i leave to pick up some bud only to come back home with the door bust open.. ended up smoking all the bud and just calling the land lord ripmacintoshfloralshoppe
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Toe_Jam]
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"A girl I know gets beat up and I talk to the cops on acid" http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14664389
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Perusha_Kyuden said: Man i was 17, i had just moved in my new apt 2 weeks ago i leave to pick up some bud only to come back home with the door bust open.. ended up smoking all the bud and just calling the land lord ripmacintoshfloralshoppe
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shLong said: Living in Chicago suburbs in 1992. Family goes to France and forgot to take you. Robbers break in, but you fend them off with clever boobie-traps. Older brother gets bit by his pet spider and dies. Buzz killed

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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Matt87]
#22009401 - 07/28/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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Man im regretting making this thread, you guys are a bunch of buzzkills.
Thankfully nobody has posted any pictures of my biggest buzzkill yet. If you find it i will never open this thread again. I will not speak its name. But i think its time we upgrade this thread to pics of buzzes being killed, and pics of things that would kill yours or anyone elses buzz.(if possible)
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Sorry, brah. Your grandma made me delete all those pics of her in the lingerie I bought her.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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shLong said: Sorry, brah. Your grandma made me delete all those pics of her in the lingerie I bought her. 
Ha good one. But not even close. It's more or less a scary thing, but its enough to kill any buzz ill ever have.
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Spiders?
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
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You take some acid, and want to watch a funny video your friend sent you. Your chosen piece of technology fails you, because electronics and acid don't mix.
Kinda a buzzkill.
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Bumped posts always seem to kill someones buzz.
Buzz kill.
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Ok, so you're kickin it, posting in a thread about how you don't like muslims, and you think america should stop being so tolerant to them, when ballsalsa comes along and posts something like:
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: ballsalsa]
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psyched to have a really awesome dog, excited to spend an awesome day with him in the woods. you wake up to him puking all over your carpet.
buzz killed / leave him at home
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You're tripping quite hard with your mates, doorbell rings, against better judgement you open the door and, there's two cops asking you about suspicious activity in the neighborhood while behind you in the room a girl is crying hysterically as shes reliving a childhood trauma cause of the acid.
buzz ..killed
I know this wonderful girl who is traumatized and who can howl like a friggin air raid siren when reliving traumatic stuff while tripping. A concern of mine is that neighbors think we're raping her
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
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Asante said: You're tripping quite hard with your mates, doorbell rings, against better judgement you open the door and, there's two cops asking you about suspicious activity in the neighborhood while behind you in the room a girl is crying hysterically as shes reliving a childhood trauma cause of the acid.
buzz ..killed
I know this wonderful girl who is traumatized and who can howl like a friggin air raid siren when reliving traumatic stuff while tripping. A concern of mine is that neighbors think we're raping her 
wtf! she makes noises like a siren?
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Sheekle]
#22015271 - 07/29/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Metaphorically. She can be very loud in her grief and anguish when tripping. It sounds like shes being killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22015388 - 07/29/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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My biggest buzzkill is lag on the shroomey
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