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Lucis
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Hobozen]
#22008881 - 07/28/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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Fennario said: realizing that half gram of white powder you just snorted was not cocaine at all, but in fact LSD crystal.
buzzkill
the "i'm never going to be the same again" kind of buzzkill
you gotta be prepared for such a huge dose, so yeah it would freak someone
buzz = killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 1
#22008891 - 07/28/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Yup, that's the joke 
In case anyone doesn't know wtf I'm talking about.. It's Home Alone (Buzz, Kevin's older bro) Buzz Aldrin And Buzz Lightyear
Alright, the master has done it.
I like the wire harness from Mexico part
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante] 1
#22009087 - 07/28/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: Lil girl has been waiting for her third birthday all year. She eats a slice of cake, it turns out she has a peanut allergy, she falls ill rolling over the ground choking in anaphylactic shock, dad has to shove a length of garden hose up her throat to keep it from swelling shut waiting for the paramedics to arrive, they arrive, make a scalpel incision in her throat to intubate her, stab her full of shots, then they cart her off and speed off in the wailing ambulance, flattening the family cat Buzz on the driveway.
Buzz 
You're one sick motherfucker; you know that?
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009148 - 07/28/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You gotta admit that buzz is dead and buried though
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009154 - 07/28/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just stop, man...You're morbid and this is not the stage for that sort of thing.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009159 - 07/28/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Long story.
"A girl I know gets beat up and I talk to the cops on acid" http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14664389
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009168 - 07/28/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009177 - 07/28/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said:

I'm just playing, bud (in the event you actually took me serious). Nothing but love for ya, Wiccan
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 2
#22009183 - 07/28/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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buzzkilled
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009188 - 07/28/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I knew, I just pretended you killed my buzz
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: JohnnieYen]
#22009192 - 07/28/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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JohnnieYen said:

buzzkilled

Love it..
PS...caulk the fucking wagon and float. Never attempt to ford the river unless it's less than 2 feet deep
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Asante]
#22009196 - 07/28/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: I knew, I just pretended you killed my buzz 
Your pretend buzz kill harshed by buzz
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009235 - 07/28/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh I got a good one that actually happened about 3 weeks ago.
I was having breakfast with a buddy after tripping all night and he proudly announces he's gonna let me have a taste of the eggs his chickens lay. So I'm sitting there in expectation, he fries two eggs and deposits them on organic whole grain bread.
I take a bite.. my toothe just EXPLODES, breaks right in two to the root - there was a rock in the bread. Then.. the egg had salmonella or something, I projectile vomit at the dinner table right then and there. He throws a tub at me and I finish the job, including bile and food that definitely had passed nto my upper intestine.
I sat there, hadn't slept, still tripping a bit, trembling, sweat trickling on my back while my emptied stomach quivered.
Buzz ..killed.
Egg tasted good though, you just can't get that kinda quality at the store
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009265 - 07/28/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Man i was 17, i had just moved in my new apt 2 weeks ago i leave to pick up some bud only to come back home with the door bust open.. ended up smoking all the bud and just calling the land lord ripmacintoshfloralshoppe
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Toe_Jam]
#22009282 - 07/28/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said: Long story.
"A girl I know gets beat up and I talk to the cops on acid" http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14664389
What the fuck is wrong with you
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Perusha_Kyuden said: Man i was 17, i had just moved in my new apt 2 weeks ago i leave to pick up some bud only to come back home with the door bust open.. ended up smoking all the bud and just calling the land lord ripmacintoshfloralshoppe
Welcome to Boom-Town, n00b
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 1
#22009379 - 07/28/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Living in Chicago suburbs in 1992. Family goes to France and forgot to take you. Robbers break in, but you fend them off with clever boobie-traps. Older brother gets bit by his pet spider and dies. Buzz killed

Kudos. Clever.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Matt87]
#22009401 - 07/28/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22009830 - 07/28/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Man im regretting making this thread, you guys are a bunch of buzzkills.
Thankfully nobody has posted any pictures of my biggest buzzkill yet. If you find it i will never open this thread again. I will not speak its name. But i think its time we upgrade this thread to pics of buzzes being killed, and pics of things that would kill yours or anyone elses buzz.(if possible)
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Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (07/28/15 01:56 PM)
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shLong



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Sorry, brah. Your grandma made me delete all those pics of her in the lingerie I bought her.
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