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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: DrMambo]
#22007118 - 07/27/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: Hooking up with someone you've had a massive crush on, only to find yourself awake in the middle of the night after having obviously pissed the bed, and a very substantial piss at that.
please tell me this didn't happen hahah
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Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
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1234go
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People that slam doors and/or make a lot of unnecessary noise with everything they get their hands on.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22007193 - 07/27/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: People that slam doors and/or make a lot of unnecessary noise with everything they get their hands on.
For real. I don't think I'm really an irritable person, but I've found especially over the last few years that this sort of thing is increasingly annoying to me. It's like people that you are around all the time who feel the need to talk when there really isn't anything to be said, or people who make big sighing sounds after they take a sip of something. I wonder if they do that even when nobody is around.
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Rebelutionsssss said:
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DrMambo said: Hooking up with someone you've had a massive crush on, only to find yourself awake in the middle of the night after having obviously pissed the bed, and a very substantial piss at that.
please tell me this didn't happen hahah
Nah. Last time I pissed the bed was with a chick who'd I'd already established a relationship with and was who was quite into watersports.
It was still embarassing, though...
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nicechrisman said: I don't think I'm really an irritable person, but I've found especially over the last few years that this sort of thing is increasingly annoying to me. It's like people that you are around all the time who feel the need to talk when there really isn't anything to be said, or people who make big sighing sounds after they take a sip of something. I wonder if they do that even when nobody is around.
Yeah it's generally with people I see frequently, family, close friends etc..
I must be getting crankier as I get older, because like you said it's gotten worse over the last few years. I suppose I just used to be able to tune things out better.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22007243 - 07/27/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
She did do the carrot thing
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Sheekle]
#22007894 - 07/28/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Spamming someones thread who promised to show their privates if the thread reached a certain number, only to have them back out.
Donating to someones gofundme, when they promise to stick a carrot up their ass and upload the pics, only to have them back out.
Buzz kill.
Buzz kill.
She did do the carrot thing 
Well shit.
I think around 30 some pages someone kept saying that she backed out. Did she hold a piece of paper up for id? Or is it likely i could google carrot in blonde girls ass (or whatever hair she has, i havent seen it)and find the same pic?
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She did it, people are just complaining because she did it her way and not theirs.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: 1234go]
#22008754 - 07/28/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it was a weak ass carrot to be fair 
finally hook up with a girl you've had your eye on for a while. clothes come off, she's smokin hot, and goes down on you.
then the garlic farts come.
you try to clench it all in, but you know some leaked out. total buzzkil.
this literally happened to me like 3 hours ago.  
seriously....these farts are on another level.
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Being from Latvia and have no potato. Buzz killed.
Being from Latvia and daughter die from dysentery Buzz killed.
Being from Latvia and cannot afford to have buzz Buzz killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 4
#22008778 - 07/28/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Living in Chicago suburbs in 1992. Family goes to France and forgot to take you. Robbers break in, but you fend them off with clever boobie-traps. Older brother gets bit by his pet spider and dies. Buzz killed
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22008811 - 07/28/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you get locked up for growing plants, spend a night in jail just dreaming about the moment when you can go back home and sit on the couch and smoke a bowl, only to find out when you get free'd that your house burned down over night.
total buzzkill.
another true story.
im not very creative this morning
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Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (07/28/15 11:15 AM)
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Apollo 11 makes it to the moon, but the lander can't launch them off the surface due to problems with the a wire harness subcontracted to Mexico. Buzz Killed.
Syd breaks in to Andy's house and steals all his toys.. Then throws them in a burn barrel. Buzz killed.
Alright. I'm done.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] 2
#22008843 - 07/28/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Apollo 11 makes it to the moon, but the lander can't launch them off the surface due to problems with the a wire harness subcontracted to Mexico. Buzz Killed.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: ballsalsa]
#22008857 - 07/28/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yup, that's the joke 
In case anyone doesn't know wtf I'm talking about.. It's Home Alone (Buzz, Kevin's older bro) Buzz Aldrin And Buzz Lightyear
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22008869 - 07/28/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you win.
I didn't catch any of that til the quote above.
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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
#22008877 - 07/28/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lil girl has been waiting for her third birthday all year. She eats a slice of cake, it turns out she has a peanut allergy, she falls ill rolling over the ground choking in anaphylactic shock, dad has to shove a length of garden hose up her throat to keep it from swelling shut waiting for the paramedics to arrive, they arrive, make a scalpel incision in her throat to intubate her, stab her full of shots, then they cart her off and speed off in the wailing ambulance, flattening the family cat Buzz on the driveway.
Buzz
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