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OfflineLuSiD enthusiast
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Biggest buzzkills ever
    #22004776 - 07/27/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lets try and kill every buzz out there, as simply as possible. I'll start.

Picture yourself as a baby, sucking your moms tits.

Buzz killed.

Your turn.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22004957 - 07/27/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

along the lines of


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22005205 - 07/27/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Imagine you drop some Acid.

But in that amber bottle wasnt LSD, but tasteless ratt poison.

Buzz Killed.

Whos next?


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22005293 - 07/27/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

straight guys are a buzzkill

:P
:lol:


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: SunnyD] * 2
    #22005335 - 07/27/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Peak coming on hard, mom calls and says grandma is dying, get to the hospital right now and join the family saying goodbye !
Buzz killed.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] * 4
    #22005342 - 07/27/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Feeling good, feeling frisky, decide to make a sex toy.
Vacuum takes your penis.
Buzz killed.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] * 3
    #22005355 - 07/27/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tripping hard, decide to be sweet to girlfriend, go and buy her flowers.
Take them to her. Find her fucking your brother.

Buzz killed.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
    #22005369 - 07/27/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Peak coming on hard, mom calls and says grandma is dying, get to the hospital right now and join the family saying goodbye !
Buzz killed.



That's why its good to turn off the phone :lol:



Psyches had helped me get over things well,
Although ideally I shouldn't of dosed after a break up, :lol:
but the trip made me come out accepting a horrible loss that was making me cry for a few days before I dosed

But yeah, thatd be a buzzkill alittle bit
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shLong said:
Tripping hard, decide to be sweet to girlfriend, go and buy her flowers.
Take them to her. Find her fucking your brother.

Buzz killed.




:lol:


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: SunnyD]
    #22005372 - 07/27/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Fine.. Van full of family pulls up to your crib to go say bye to grandma


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
    #22005394 - 07/27/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

has sex with a prostitute, realizes hes transvestite, so you bug out and he pins you for rape.

double buzzkill:tongue2:


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong]
    #22005414 - 07/27/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You enter the lotto, and win $100 Million dollars.

But then u find out the payout is only 1 million a year, for a hundred years, and the governments taxes for 60%.

And then your family, and extended family find out that u won, and constantly ask to borrow thousands of dollars.

Totaly buzzkill.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #22005438 - 07/27/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast.
That's just a series of shitty events.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: shLong] * 3
    #22005516 - 07/27/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast.
That's just a series of shitty events.





I'm still trying to figure out how getting 400k a year is a shitty event.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: vandago]
    #22005562 - 07/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Pretends to be compassionate but secretly at every chance causes problems and anguish for you just to try and destroy your soul


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: BoomerMan420]
    #22005653 - 07/27/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Buy drugs, get arrested.
Buzz Killed


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 2
    #22005705 - 07/27/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Feeling a big shit get locked and loaded during sex.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22005712 - 07/27/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Rolling a joint above a motorcycle knowing a cop is about to enter the garage then wanting to run but you dropped the joint before licking it closed.

Right in the feels.


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Beanhead]
    #22005730 - 07/27/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Checking out a nice butt
Smell farts
Buzz killed


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: Hobozen]
    #22005794 - 07/27/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You're walking around outside on the sidewalk and some little kid asks you to throw a ball to him. As he turns around to go long, he accidentally runs out in the road and gets killed by a truck.

Buzz killed


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Re: Biggest buzzkills ever [Re: vandago]
    #22005841 - 07/27/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Quote:

shLong said:
No way.. Buzz kill implies something happening fast.
That's just a series of shitty events.





I'm still trying to figure out how getting 400k a year is a shitty event.



Yeah no shit.. You're right.
Good call there. I was just rolling with the punches too quickly to think about that fact.


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