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InvisibleZombi3
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Burke Dennings! :: The Museum!
    #22003143 - 07/27/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_Museum_of_Natural_History_and_Culture

Lol no not really it isn't a museum dedicated to the poster known as burke dennings.

But this museum is pretty cool so I thought I'd post anyway.

They put out a really cool article on spider myths among other things.

But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #22003170 - 07/27/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?




Your toe


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22003192 - 07/27/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:


But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?




Your toe



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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #22003197 - 07/27/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Zombi3 how you making out anyways? You still in the hospital or did you get out?

Was glad to hear that you lost minimal toes!


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22003219 - 07/27/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_Museum_of_Natural_History_and_Culture

Lol no not really it isn't a museum dedicated to the poster known as burke dennings.

But this museum is pretty cool so I thought I'd post anyway.

They put out a really cool article on spider myths among other things.

But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?




trolls :smile:


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #22003240 - 07/27/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Getting out of hospital in an hour!


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22003244 - 07/27/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?




Your toe



Burke wouldn't let that happen..


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22003275 - 07/27/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Some people actually refer to Trent's anus as The Burke Dennings Museum.  It's a euphemism so their wives and girlfriends think they're out getting cultured.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22003280 - 07/27/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hardy har har!


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22003289 - 07/27/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Quote:

my3rdeye said:
Quote:

Zombi3 said:


But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?




Your toe



Burke wouldn't let that happen..




http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2013/09/human-toes-wanted-to-complete-famous-cocktail/

this may interest you


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22003301 - 07/27/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think the "Free Burke" campaign was downright funny as hell.  I'd also like to think that the tymetouz or watever was a great fiasco as well. 

Burke has done some neat shit here on the shroomery.  :cheers:


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22003303 - 07/27/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I planted my toe in a brugmansia potter so the flesh will decompose off and I can retrieve the bone to make a necklace with!


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22003331 - 07/27/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:creepylurker:


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22003373 - 07/27/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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imagine if burkemeister had a museum?



Where you been? Mr Dennings has a museum.:rolleyes:



There's a waiting list for tickets, though...:hehehe:
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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22003688 - 07/27/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I planted my toe in a brugmansia potter so the flesh will decompose off and I can retrieve the bone to make a necklace with!






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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22007198 - 07/27/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



i think i have to buy another shirt, i fucked up on the first one. tried to cut the thread out and made a hole.

i'll put a washout backer on next time.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22009325 - 07/28/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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But imagine if burkemeister had a museum? What would put in it?





I've always thought of Burke Dennings as a collector of Swarovski crystal figurines.




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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Zombi3]
    #22009334 - 07/28/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I planted my toe in a brugmansia potter so the flesh will decompose off and I can retrieve the bone to make a necklace with!





That is very appropriate. Atropia will be pleased.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Asante]
    #22009340 - 07/28/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: rxb]
    #22009351 - 07/28/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22009431 - 07/28/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I wonder if rxb will ever let his butt heal. He's pretty torn up after I called him a "bad poster", scathing indictment that it was.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22009453 - 07/28/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

nod yer right...thats what it is :smile:


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: rxb]
    #22009457 - 07/28/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i put kood's jizz on it nightly so it will heal.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: rxb]
    #22009462 - 07/28/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You're a delicate sort, I guess.  Going for the ironic avatar. 

Eh, you'll get over it eventually.  Chin up.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22009475 - 07/28/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

nod...its bleeding.


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Re: Burke Dennings! :: The Museum! [Re: rxb]
    #22009479 - 07/28/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you kind of look like that doll tho.


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Edited by rxb (07/28/15 12:44 PM)


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