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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#22025531 - 07/31/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh nvm, I'm slow. I blame it on hunger.
So you're saying that we have to physically go out and get your lady bits and bring them back to our respective pads to enjoy?
I doubt you have enough bits to go around...
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moonrockmushy
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22025588 - 07/31/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The gaping wound shots were all me, I don't think OP is quite as twisted as I am but give it some time and I think I can work on that
I'm happy you're sticking around. If you give it time and just be yourself I think you'll see that we do have some redeeming qualities.
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Niffla



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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] 1
#22025595 - 07/31/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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At best, and I mean the absolute best case scenario, OP's lady bits would've been solid but overwhelmingly unspectacular.
At worst, her lady bits could qualify as vile -- horrifying enough to make a firm, hard shaft shrivel into a wrinkled, dead piece of inactive flesh.
We didn't miss a whole lot.
That said, I did enjoy saying the phrase "lady bits" over the past several days. And for that OP -- I thank you.
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DirdyD


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Niffla]
#22026961 - 08/01/15 03:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The children didn't get to see their first naughty girl place?
Sad.
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Arctic W. Fox

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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: DirdyD]
#22026986 - 08/01/15 03:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anyone want to see my manly, yet naughty bits? At 107 years old, some body parts are a bit unrecognisable, but you can just use your imagination.
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ZePequeno

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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22027230 - 08/01/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Very interested
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22027247 - 08/01/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rxb
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22029535 - 08/01/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Arctic W. Fox said: Anyone want to see my manly, yet naughty bits? At 107 years old, some body parts are a bit unrecognisable, but you can just use your imagination.
im in!
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22029577 - 08/01/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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#picsoritdidnthappen
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modern.shaman
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: rxb]
#22030136 - 08/01/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow nearly 100 pages and still not locked
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Shroomslip
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: modern.shaman]
#22030138 - 08/01/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread is never getting locked.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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nicechrisman
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Shroomslip]
#22030141 - 08/01/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Every time it gets bumped I cry a little bit a lot
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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rxb
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: nicechrisman]
#22030152 - 08/01/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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awe.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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ZePequeno

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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: nicechrisman]
#22030934 - 08/01/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did I ruin the internet with this thread?
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22030942 - 08/01/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not giving you that much credit, but it was another nail in the coffin so to speak.
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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DirdyD


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22030951 - 08/01/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whole lotta caring-not-caring up in hur.
Just be, man. Just be.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22030952 - 08/01/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ZePequeno said: Did I ruin the internet with this thread?
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Shroomslip
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
#22030956 - 08/01/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No girls have been lying since the dawn of time
"I can cook really well" "I like giving blow jobs" Then as soon as you're married "Ew no way!" "It's cool, I'm on birth control" "I just want you to be happy" "No, nothing's wrong" "No, it's fine just go do what you want" etc etc.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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rxb
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Shroomslip]
#22030986 - 08/01/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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1234go
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: rxb]
#22031001 - 08/01/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here's toward the 100th page.
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