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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22023387 - 07/31/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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psi said:
I'm all out of guesses but I'll take your word for it.




so you had 1 guess and 1 guess only?  Your detective skills worked on me, but not the posts telling him to commit suicide or to "fuck off"???



Why, do you think the people posting those kinds of things would be likely to notify the moderators? Could be I guess, but wouldn't that probably draw attention to posts that could get themselves banned?

I just said that because it seemed from your posts like you truly believed that OP would deliver, and that you were worried that the spamming would get the thread locked before that happened. Plus he called you a dummy somewhere in there. Most everyone else who complained about his posts was doing so with overblown comical insults. If it wasn't you, then fine.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: psi]
    #22023393 - 07/31/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

comical insults? lol how is 'SHUT THE FUCK UP" comical?  never be a detective, ever.

and if they were "comical insults" why would they be worried about getting banned for reporting him....

logic error 404


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22023396 - 07/31/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh come on, this thread was supposed to be fun and a joke, how you guys actually arguing.

Yeah zombies ban is unfortunate, but discuss it with mods, don't fight other members with no control over it because of their opinion about it.




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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22023397 - 07/31/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I was working and started to think of that vage and almost vomit it was a gag and a hold it down scenario.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #22023427 - 07/31/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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comical insults? lol how is 'SHUT THE FUCK UP" comical?  never be a detective, ever.

and if they were "comical insults" why would they be worried about getting banned for reporting him....

logic error 404




You might want to brush up on your logic yourself. "Comical" in no way implies "something you can't be banned for." It's not at all uncommon for people to get bans for posts that are funny.

But you say that you didn't notify the mods, so I'm not going to continue arguing that you did.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: psi]
    #22023492 - 07/31/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if its comical you'd rarely if ever get banned for it, the difference is weither its an insult or its not.  jokes with good intentions rarely if ever get banned for them.  again how is "shut the fuck up" even comical?  thats purely a post written in anger.  Even the one about suicide didn't appear to be written in joke form, it was quite dry actually, but it was written in such an odd form makes it slightly questionable as to its intention.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
    #22023532 - 07/31/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The bottom bits fellas. Thank you moonrockmushy for taking care of the photography I owe you one.





For those who missed the SWEET poon


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22023552 - 07/31/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yay, poon!


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22023556 - 07/31/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22023557 - 07/31/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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again how is "shut the fuck up" even comical?




I didn't claim that it was. Note that what I said was "Most everyone else who complained about his posts was doing so with overblown comical insults." To expand on that I might say "comical and/or exaggerated."

But if it makes you happy, I promise never to become a detective.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: psi]
    #22023582 - 07/31/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

well the only people complaining was me, him and the suicide comment, so by most i guess you meant 1, and by one by process of elimination must mean you thought the suicide joke was comical, your taste in humor disgusts me.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22023608 - 07/31/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm guessing mean this post?

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Dear Zombi3,

Stop right there before you post another incredibly derivative quip of nonsense. You might not want to hear this, but it isn’t often that stark truth cooperates with what we desire in life. I have some advice for you my stay-at-home millennial friend: find the strongest beam in your parents’ house and hang yourself from it with the thickest leather belt you can find. They will grieve at first – certainly – but in time they will discover a whole new amour de vie the likes of which they have never known before, especially once they comprehend how massive the post-adolescent burden that has been lifted from their backs was. You are a crate of drug smoking deadweight on the royal frigate of human history.

Sincerely,

Diet “Internet Tough Guy” Root Bear.

P.S. As I step inside the back of my pearl white Mercedes-Benz S-Class luxury stretch sedan wearing a seersucker suit with pure sapphire cufflinks and a six hundred dollar Borsalino Montecristi panama hat that hides my brilliantined midnight black hair, holding a bottle of Romanée-Conti pinot noir (the finest ferment in all of continental Europe), and surrounded by beautiful Tunisian women in silver cocktail dresses whom I helped immigrate to this country after the tragic shooting in theirs, I cannot help thinking to myself: “see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya”.




So my sense of humor disgusts you because I'm able to tell when something is supposed to be funny? If so, I'd have to say that your lack of a sense of humor is not disgusting but sad.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: psi]
    #22023620 - 07/31/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no i clearly said you thinking a suicide joke to someone who just lost his toes and almost died was poor taste in humor, funny how you think u can tell when something is supposed to be funny but can't tell what i meant by "poor taste in humor"


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22023639 - 07/31/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever dude, clearly you're going to keep trying to find some shit to argue with me about. Have a nice day.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22024159 - 07/31/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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lol i dont see how that was fighting. Arguing*



Not you, moonrock and nature

Didn't thint you'd take the reply feature so cereally




For the record I came to this thread for the drama, I stayed for the drama, and I squeezed every last drop out like a mushy vagina for the drama.  I have no illusions about what I'm doing here, and I am appreciative of ZaPaq for bringing me such joy the last few nights.  I'd love to see ladybits, but I was made to believe it was a joke, and I like to think that I can take a situation without any ladybits and still use it to get my dick off, because I'm not just a heterosexual I'm also a sadist and a creep.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22024176 - 07/31/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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:bathtub40lol:

This is the worst non-pedophilia related thread ever.

Please die thread.

Please.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #22024833 - 07/31/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:
I still can't believe I had this entire subforum distracted and thirsty for my lady bits for going on a week. Thousands of posts just to see my saggy old tits which says two things. 1. You boys are entirely too horny and should get out more often 2. You guys are very dedicated when it comes to tits. I applaud you all for the dedication.

I might be new here but I'm not new to the internet and this was way too much fun. Thank you all for the laughs. The Shroomery looks like a place that I'll be sticking around at for quite a while. I promise no blue balls in the future.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno] * 3
    #22024852 - 07/31/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't flatter yourself, sweetie; most of us are just here for the drama.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22024890 - 07/31/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao. This guy thinks he is special or something... Listen she-man, we stayed around to chat & shoot the shit. Not to see your busted pussy & saggy granny titties that you found on the internet. Go suck on an egg. Everyone give this attention whore a zero rating. :thumbdown:


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: ZePequeno]
    #22024893 - 07/31/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yep and it has been fun, but the time for fun has ended, time to pay up dear


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