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OfflineTurtletotem
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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22020283 - 07/30/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
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SirShroomsAlott said:
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Burke Dennings said:
I guess my second favorite part of this thread is seeing a whole passel of losers go nuts to potentially see "lady bits".




Coming from someone who is implying he stuck around the whole time just to read the comments :archiebunker: the pot occasionally calls the kettle black it seems.




What? Aside from my three earlier posts on this page, my only other one in the thread is when I called OP a puppet on the first page.  That is hardly "stuck around the whole time".




It's okay, Burke. This thread is pretty funny.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22020305 - 07/30/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How did you see a whole bunch of "losers" go nuts if you weren't around to see it.

I was just trying to make a joke, didn't want to actually explain :singletear:, just wanted to be the rookie taking on the champ if you know what I mean since I've seen you have really witty comebacks most of the time


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22020325 - 07/30/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yo did this bitch ever come back?


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #22020331 - 07/30/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Unfortunately for you, I was born without a sense of humor.  It is a blessing and a curse.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22020419 - 07/30/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ok here is what I saw happen.  She comes in and makes this post.  She has one other thread which is an introduction and she got this message:

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Shroomslip said:
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ZePequeno said:
It's my first day and I'm already doing it wrong. Why do I always mess everything up in my life?



Well here are some tips to help you adjust.

1. make a gofund me and offer to stick a carrot in your ass for 100 dollars (pics, we'll need pics)
2. connect the Illuminati to god and our prenuptial (I dunno what word this auto corrected from but I'm fucking leaving it because it made me laugh) over lords also while linking it to solar cycles using math
3. make a thread offering to show your genitals if it gets to a certain number of pages
4. post something completely ridiculous but add "discuss intelligently" at the end
5. make a poll on something no one gives a shit about, just make sure the last option is STAL
6. post a racially controversial thread
7. post a story of a cop killing someone and talk about how fucked up it is
8. talk about your love for trannies (Yeah I said it.. Trannies.. Trannies, trannies. Fucking Trannies)
9. post a thread containing some music you want to shove on everyone and hide it under the guise of "this is my submission of best music now share yours" in which you won't listen to anyone's suggestions as the thread is all about posting your music
10. post a ridiculously asinine thread asking how to do a simple task you could've googled
11. post a thread on some controversial topic not listed above, something kind of unique
12. make a thread for your personal face book, not post the link, but just some shit no one wants to hear about but you feel the need to post about
13. post some wild conspiracy theory
for 14 and 15, try to combine a couple of these at minimum into one single post.

After that you're golden. You fit right in.




Pay close attention to #3, which I think is clearly a joke, and she went with it not really sure where it would go, and people decided to take it seriously and act like this is either something that we actually want, or she is a fucked up person for even considering such a thing.

From my perspective she very well could be a person who is not sure what to make of all this, or intended it as a joke from the start.  I reached out because nothing she posted was offensive to me, she seemed to have a sense of humor, and I think it is unfair the way some people treat new members so I try to make a point to be inclusive and not make people feel like they have to prove anything to be accepted.  Of course she doesn't have to post nudes to fit in here, it's always nice, but the reason there is a rule against 'tits or gtfo' is because it's assholish behavior that stopped being funny a long time ago.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22020429 - 07/30/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:seriousbusiness:


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22020475 - 07/30/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It was a joke :shrug: would never expect anyone (real at least) to run with it to begin with.

Don't you find it a bit suspicious that out of everything on that list, THAT is the one they decided to run with?


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22020490 - 07/30/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Unfortunately for you, I was born without a sense of humor.  It is a blessing and a curse.




Even without a sense of humor, you manage to be quite funny :raisemyglass:


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22020494 - 07/30/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I figured everyone in this thread (including OP) was joking the whole time, this whole thread was hilarious.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22020502 - 07/30/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah for real I hope nobody was taking this very seriously


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22020514 - 07/30/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My zero rating was, " I just.....I just can't even" when page 50 hit and there was no delivery, and most of the other ratings were pretty comical lol reallyyyyy didn't think anyone took this that seriously.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22020515 - 07/30/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
It was a joke :shrug: would never expect anyone (real at least) to run with it to begin with.

Don't you find it a bit suspicious that out of everything on that list, THAT is the one they decided to run with?





Not really, I mean OP hardly posts.  It seems like a normal person to me.  Alot of people acted inappropriately in this thread but not OP, to me it is ridiculous to blame all these mad people on her, these people clearly just spend way too much time posting, and since it is their whole life they take it very seriously.

If someone wants to come in and be a puppet that takes advantage of men who are chomping at the bit to manipulate women into taking their clothes off I think they could do alot better job than OP, and honestly if that is what's happening I'm ok with it I figure anyone that would get that invested in rooting out potential puppets is asking for the drama :shrug: this thread could have just fizzled out and died, but people refused to let it.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22020521 - 07/30/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Because funny, almost no one was being cereal you know. Except this post, I'm being seriously


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22020533 - 07/30/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Because funny, almost no one was being cereal you know. Except this post, I'm being seriously




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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22020544 - 07/30/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't, but I never learned how to tell the truth.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22020545 - 07/30/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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OP hardly posts.  It seems like a normal person to me



Lol


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22020578 - 07/30/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You don't joke about lady bits! :crankey:
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nicechrisman said:
:seriousbusiness:




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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: koods]
    #22020588 - 07/30/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:sherlock: I don't know what it is koods, further study is necessary, and we must contain the beast and train it to trust us before we start prodding it with needles and messing around under the hood.


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: memes]
    #22020725 - 07/30/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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memes said:
yo did this bitch ever come back?




no


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Re: If I reach 50 pages on this thread I will show you guys my lady bits. [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22021195 - 07/30/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP achieved shroomery celebrity status quicker than anyone I think. She still needs to deliver though. :waits:









My new favorite smiley:  :freewilly:


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