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ZePequeno

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I think this is what I'm supposed to do
#22002895 - 07/27/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey guys. Very long time lurker here. Now that I'm finally attempting my first mushroom grow I thought it would be the perfect time to create an account. I read that I should post an introduction so here it goes.
I love waffles with extra whipped cream! That is all.
-Zé
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2shoes
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22002900 - 07/27/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Welcome aboard mate!! Tons of good people with good info.. soak it up!
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22002909 - 07/27/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No this isn't what you're supposed to do... Wtf is up with all these hacked messages telling people to introduce themselves..
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Shroomslip]
#22002917 - 07/27/15 05:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's my first day and I'm already doing it wrong. Why do I always mess everything up in my life?
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22002922 - 07/27/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Because
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ZePequeno

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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: 2shoes]
#22002930 - 07/27/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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newbie2shoes said: Welcome aboard mate!! Tons of good people with good info.. soak it up!
Thanks mate. I've always loved the word mate but alas, I'm American so it's frowned upon to use your aussie or english or kiwi guys' awesome words.
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22002936 - 07/27/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Talvez?
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Shroomslip
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno] 9
#22002941 - 07/27/15 05:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZePequeno said: It's my first day and I'm already doing it wrong. Why do I always mess everything up in my life?
Well here are some tips to help you adjust.
1. make a gofund me and offer to stick a carrot in your ass for 100 dollars (pics, we'll need pics) 2. connect the Illuminati to god and our prenuptial (I dunno what word this auto corrected from but I'm fucking leaving it because it made me laugh) over lords also while linking it to solar cycles using math 3. make a thread offering to show your genitals if it gets to a certain number of pages 4. post something completely ridiculous but add "discuss intelligently" at the end 5. make a poll on something no one gives a shit about, just make sure the last option is STAL 6. post a racially controversial thread 7. post a story of a cop killing someone and talk about how fucked up it is 8. talk about your love for trannies (Yeah I said it.. Trannies.. Trannies, trannies. Fucking Trannies) 9. post a thread containing some music you want to shove on everyone and hide it under the guise of "this is my submission of best music now share yours" in which you won't listen to anyone's suggestions as the thread is all about posting your music 10. post a ridiculously asinine thread asking how to do a simple task you could've googled 11. post a thread on some controversial topic not listed above, something kind of unique 12. make a thread for your personal face book, not post the link, but just some shit no one wants to hear about but you feel the need to post about 13. post some wild conspiracy theory for 14 and 15, try to combine a couple of these at minimum into one single post.
After that you're golden. You fit right in.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (07/27/15 05:41 AM)
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Shroomslip]
#22002968 - 07/27/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1. I'm allergic to carrots. I will gladly shove any other requested veggies up my bum....mmmmmm. For free of course since gofundme is just a way for lazy fucks to beg for free money when they should have a damn job.
2. Done. 
3. Done. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22002962/vc/1#22002962
4. Once people have seen my genitals
5. This is just a long list of demands to post threads. Although they are isanely beautiful ideas for threads, I ain't got time for that shit. 1-3 have been completed. Where's my gold star?
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22002974 - 07/27/15 05:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You get the star when you complete all tasks.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22002981 - 07/27/15 05:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZePequeno said: 1. I'm allergic to carrots. I will gladly shove any other requested veggies up my bum....mmmmmm. For free of course since gofundme is just a way for lazy fucks to beg for free money when they should have a damn job.
Second option is cactus. You can de-spine it if necessary.
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Sun King]
#22002987 - 07/27/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sun King said:
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ZePequeno said: 1. I'm allergic to carrots. I will gladly shove any other requested veggies up my bum....mmmmmm. For free of course since gofundme is just a way for lazy fucks to beg for free money when they should have a damn job.
Second option is cactus. You can de-spine it if necessary.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Burke Dennings
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Shroomslip]
#22002988 - 07/27/15 06:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That list is solid. Basically everything that happens in the pube is there.
#9 is particularly relevant. Asante is the worst culprit of that shit.
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Sun King



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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Burke Dennings]
#22002994 - 07/27/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Then we need a "take insane amount of RCs until you think you met God" option.
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Burke Dennings]
#22002999 - 07/27/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who is this Asante and why does he or she "post music under the guise of "this is my submission of best music now share yours" in which you won't listen to anyone's suggestions as the thread is all about posting your music"?
Sounds like a person I wouldn't want to associate with in real life.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno] 2
#22003007 - 07/27/15 06:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, luckily for you, he has never met anyone from this site, despite being heavily active here for 13 years and living in a tiny country that has many shroomery members in it. Asante claims to love everyone, but he won't love you to your face at the gathering.
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22003536 - 07/27/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you caught the gay yet?
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: nicechrisman]
#22003551 - 07/27/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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so sick of fucking noobs thinking theyre king shit. its all the same person too
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak]
#22003945 - 07/27/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Puppets of puppets of puppets ?
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: nicechrisman]
#22004327 - 07/27/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: Have you caught the gay yet?
Just a touch. I think I'll only go full lesbian after I have a grow under my belt.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22004332 - 07/27/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZePequeno

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Bassfreak
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Zombi3]
#22004342 - 07/27/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: Puppets of puppets of puppets ?
were stuck in puppet limbo...
fission mailed, TIME PARADOX
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak]
#22004348 - 07/27/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Puppet limbo seems like a fun place
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Bassfreak
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22004357 - 07/27/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZePequeno said: Puppet limbo seems like a fun place
thats not a puppet
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak] 1
#22004371 - 07/27/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Or is it?
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Bassfreak
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22004378 - 07/27/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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youre a towel
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak]
#22004386 - 07/27/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I do like to be moist at times.
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22004390 - 07/27/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZePequeno said: I do like to be moist at times.
pffft youre a dude
theres no girls on the internet
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ZePequeno

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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak]
#22004422 - 07/27/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: ZePequeno]
#22004441 - 07/27/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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pretty ducking accurate
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Bassfreak]
#22004452 - 07/27/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: youre a towel
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Re: I think this is what I'm supposed to do [Re: Shroomslip]
#22006094 - 07/27/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: ... Well here are some tips to help you adjust.
1. make a gofund me and offer to stick a carrot in your ass for 100 dollars (pics, we'll need pics) 2. connect the Illuminati to god and our prenuptial (I dunno what word this auto corrected from but I'm fucking leaving it because it made me laugh) over lords also while linking it to solar cycles using math 3. make a thread offering to show your genitals if it gets to a certain number of pages 4. post something completely ridiculous but add "discuss intelligently" at the end 5. make a poll on something no one gives a shit about, just make sure the last option is STAL 6. post a racially controversial thread 7. post a story of a cop killing someone and talk about how fucked up it is 8. talk about your love for trannies (Yeah I said it.. Trannies.. Trannies, trannies. Fucking Trannies) 9. post a thread containing some music you want to shove on everyone and hide it under the guise of "this is my submission of best music now share yours" in which you won't listen to anyone's suggestions as the thread is all about posting your music 10. post a ridiculously asinine thread asking how to do a simple task you could've googled 11. post a thread on some controversial topic not listed above, something kind of unique 12. make a thread for your personal face book, not post the link, but just some shit no one wants to hear about but you feel the need to post about 13. post some wild conspiracy theory for 14 and 15, try to combine a couple of these at minimum into one single post.
After that you're golden. You fit right in.
Wow! This list should be in the rules o' da forum.
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