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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Why Are All Cops Fat?
    #22001640 - 07/26/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22001643 - 07/26/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why are you so ridiculously full of generalizations?


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22001662 - 07/26/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:





you havent been around Gwinnett County, 80% of the cops there are muscle bound, roid raging dickheads


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22001674 - 07/26/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My stepdad might have be 10 pounds over weight.

Although he got C.Difficile 2 weeks ago and he's on antibiotics. My mother tells me he lost a lot of weight.

Half of the force is fitter than the prerequisites.


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22001675 - 07/26/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Why are you so ridiculously full of generalizations?




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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22001677 - 07/26/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We get all the x-military boys here.  A gang of them will have you reconsidering just about everything.


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22001743 - 07/26/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:





you havent been around Gwinnett County, 80% of the cops there are muscle bound, roid raging dickheads





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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22001800 - 07/26/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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RanOutOfWeed said:
I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:





you havent been around Gwinnett County, 80% of the cops there are muscle bound, roid raging dickheads




My friend moved from Atlanta to Miami, he says like all Miami cops are JACKED. And that's really saying something coming from him, considering this guy has been on roids for 10 years and has 25 inch biceps (he's also a NPC competitive bodybuilder). So if HE says Miami cops are jacked, they must be fucking JACKED!


Edited by Crystal G (07/26/15 08:47 PM)


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: blackhawk]
    #22001817 - 07/26/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The cops in my city always look about 21 to me as well as being in shape. No way I could outrun them. In Amsterdam the police station was next to the hostel I stayed at and they had like half blond babes as cops. I think the fat cop thing varies by location. They should brown bag they lunch instead of fast food.
What I wonder is why when I see an auto workers strike that 98 percent of them are fat. Black, white, doesn't matter like they are all whales.


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22001832 - 07/26/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hot cops on pinterest :awesome:





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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22001841 - 07/26/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Like alot of society they sit and watch tv at home, walk to their car sit in their car, or sit at a desk all day.
Unless they make an effort to excersise on their own or are a bike cop they just dont get the physical activity they should. Also when your in your car all day your gonna be hitting fast food.


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22001913 - 07/26/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

They're all try to flex their abs nonchalantly..:loldongs:

I bet that locker room sees some obscene orgies..lol


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22001923 - 07/26/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Hot cops on pinterest :awesome:







No ladies huh? 
It would be nice if men in uniform weren't sexually objectified.  :lmafo:


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: California]
    #22002186 - 07/26/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Actually interestingly enough, female cops who have done similar things on in stagram were fired or reprimanded

http://nydailynews.com/new-york/women-cops-face-discipline-uniform-pics-sexy-site-article-1.2029097


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: blackhawk]
    #22002249 - 07/26/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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blackhawk said:
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RanOutOfWeed said:
I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:





you havent been around Gwinnett County, 80% of the cops there are muscle bound, roid raging dickheads









correct, the other 20% are women


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22002258 - 07/26/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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RanOutOfWeed said:
I haven't seen a fit cop in 15 years. :fatman:  :cop2:





you havent been around Gwinnett County, 80% of the cops there are muscle bound, roid raging dickheads




My friend moved from Atlanta to Miami, he says like all Miami cops are JACKED.





gwinnett hires a bunch of those fucker, they're huge, even the small oens are pretty big


this is normal

in every way



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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22002304 - 07/26/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why do all vegans look malnourished, and why are they always so excited to explain the supposed benefits of their diet to anyone that doesn't care?


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22002313 - 07/26/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

why is everyone born in the 1990's a fucking retard?


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22002316 - 07/26/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

They can't do drugs so they eat to feel good.


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22002330 - 07/26/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why are you so angry all the time?


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Re: Why Are All Cops Fat? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22002349 - 07/26/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

because idiots born in the 90's make me that way. 



actually im not, i just sound angry through these sterile black words on a screen.


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