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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: SunnyD]
    #22010388 - 07/28/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Feels bro :sad:


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22011533 - 07/28/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Alot of you should have the letter A branded into your forehead. I'll pray for you guys.  My god have mercy on you when your judgment day arrives.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22011643 - 07/28/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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DTCharlieB said:
Alot of you should have the letter A branded into your forehead. I'll pray for you guys.  My god have mercy on you when your judgment day arrives.




Letter A? What do you mean?


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: EDM]
    #22011652 - 07/28/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

For awesome dude. I think we're badass:seriousthumbsup:


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: EDM]
    #22011701 - 07/28/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Go read the book The Scarlet Letter, write a book report on it, then report back.  I'll have a test on the book waiting for you.  I'll have to have someone else grade it because I could only read 3 pages of that dumb book.

It's a book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne I believe about a lady who gets pregnant out of wedlock in 1600s I think. And she has to wear a letter A on her clothes for adulterer.  In case you didn't know the background, thats what I was referring to.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: automan]
    #22011715 - 07/28/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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"Dumped"? ... After a few days? You think you were in a relationship because you had sex? You must be young.

Here's the deal and it should make you feel good. If the sex is good, there's really no such thing as a one night stand. It's more like a three night stand. So take solice in the fact that you're probably decent in the bed, you picked up a cute girl at the club, and had a 3 night stand with her.





I didn't think we were in a relationship yet, but things were feeling pretty good between her and I for those three days. 

She said she was looking for some one she could call up whenever and have sex with, and that sounded good to me at the time, probably because I had some drinks and was horny.  So, I thought that our fling would last longer than three days, at least.

I am not too experienced with casual sex, so I was giving it a shot.  I just don't think it's for me.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22011719 - 07/28/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

And I apparently made her cum once each time we had sex, so that's good for my morale haha.



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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22011736 - 07/28/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ya laugh it up. It's terrible how people have changed over time.  People where once wholesome and virtuous and if you weren't you were out casted and branded an adulterer for such acts.  Now if you sleep around in these present times your branded with an A... for "awesome". 

SHAME!


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22011738 - 07/28/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

And there was a big cum stain on the bedsheets afterwards where her pussy was.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22011774 - 07/28/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You could have still had sex with her whenever but you probably scared her off with your inexperienced antics!  It's ok everyone's been there.  Sometimes you just don't see the picture for what it is because of how smitten you where with her, which made you blind to the situation.  It happens.  Don't fret.  You sound like a swell fellow you, I'm sure you'll find a nice young female that will really tickle your fancy.  And after a year and 4 months of dating you can get engaged and 6 months after that get married.  Don't stray from the timeline.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22011884 - 07/28/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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You could have still had sex with her whenever but you probably scared her off with your inexperienced antics!  It's ok everyone's been there.  Sometimes you just don't see the picture for what it is because of how smitten you where with her, which made you blind to the situation.  It happens.  Don't fret.  You sound like a swell fellow you, I'm sure you'll find a nice young female that will really tickle your fancy.  And after a year and 4 months of dating you can get engaged and 6 months after that get married.  Don't stray from the timeline.






You're totally right.  I told her while dropping her off on day three that those two times we had sex were my 17th and 18th times haha.  Maybe that's too low of a number for her.

She smoked cigs anyways, so it's not a big deal that we are done.

and ya i'm confident I will get another girl soon.



So, when I got this girl's number this past Friday night something happened earlier in the evening with another girl:

Two of my guy friends and I went to a Seth MacFarlane show.  A mom and her daughter sat next to us; the daughter was hot.

During intermission we go to get some beer and come back to our seats; as we are standing at our seats, about to sit down, the mom says to me that she loves my shirt.  I'm wearing a Spongebob and Patrick in outer space shirt; it is badass.  We talk about spongebob for a few minutes and then start talking about her daughter; she tells me her daughter is in college.  One of my friends starting talking to the daughter and I'm talking to the mom. 

Some how the mom and I end up talking about Jersey Shore and she says that she likes Snooki.  I say she's alright.  The mom says she used to be like Snooki in college.  I ask her if that means she had a lot of sex and she said no hahah.

So, the show starts again and I sit next to the mom and her daughter is on the other side of her; my two friends are next to me on the opposite side.

Throughout the show the mom and I and her daughter look at each other and laugh at things in the show. 

At the end of the show the mom says bye to me and I say bye, but then I tap on the daughter's shoulder and say "hey I had fun tonight.  I would like to do it again soon.  Can I have your number?" 

The daughter gives me her number and the mom says "I approve" hahhah.
The daughter invites us to a bar that they are going to go to after the show.  I ask my friends if they wanna go, since I am driving them around, and they say sure.

So we go to the bar and, well, the mom and daughter never show up; the daughter never responds to my texts, either. 

I do end up meeting the girl I talked about in the first post in this thread at the bar the mom and daughter never showed up to, however.  So it's all good.

I have learned that my Spongebob and Patrick in outer space shirt is a chick magnet! 

It looks similar to this:








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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22012150 - 07/28/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hahah that's pretty sweet.  When one door closes a window opens.....  or something to that affect haha,


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22012204 - 07/28/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's true.
Life is good.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #22012250 - 07/28/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That cat gets me every time :rofl2:


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22021757 - 07/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

me too lol



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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22024565 - 07/31/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry OP. Women are women. You can't understand them. Don't even try. Men have went to mental asylums trying to figure them out.


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: JustForToday]
    #22025324 - 07/31/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm over it now.  Already talking to another girl that is much more on my level in what we want, so life is good.

Did you ever get laid?  I remember you said you really wanted to or somethin' and it has been eight yearz? 


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Re: Met a girl few days ago, had sex last night, today she says wants to go seperate ways [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22025377 - 07/31/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm over it now.  Already talking to another girl that is much more on my level in what we want, so life is good.

Did you ever get laid?  I remember you said you really wanted to or somethin' and it has been eight yearz? 




I did. And she broke my heart. This columbian girl.. everything was fine for like 4 weeks. Then she started making up excuses and just stopped fucking with me completely. I don't understand why. Now i'm dating this girl and i'm just confused as fuck.


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