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Women and Men – I like cow poo’s insightful series (ruff draft)
    #22000321 - 07/26/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Being in my early 20s I have experienced a solid array of relationships. For the most part these experiences have been positive.
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Some observations I’ve been able to make about the limited sample of women that I have been with are eye opening and concerning; granted, these women were all teens or in their very early twenties (in terms of girlfriends).
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I openly admit my observations are biased and perhaps at times misconstrued.  Alas, I still think there is something to be said for the experiences I’ve had along this short life. Hopefully I and others can learn from them. Of course the following statements are GENERALIZATIONS.
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Women:
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• Many have mental issues- I’ve encountered ones with bipolar disorder, severe depression, and post-traumatic stress disorder (Ironically 2 of my best girlfriends had serious mental issues)
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• Deception- Unstable women are particularly likely to talk behind your back and attempt to fuck you over, while still pretending to be your friend.  Granted men can be just as shitty. They are usually just far more blatant about it.
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• Sex- Women in general are more hesitant to have sex with men. Women may get as horny as men. However, as far as I’m concerned this is irrelevant. On average, women are more hesitant to have sex then men.
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• Relationships- Women are more likely to end relationships than me. I’m not sure what to make of this. I try my best to be a good boyfriend and I would rank my relationship skills above average.  Women can generally find a boyfriend easier than men can find a girlfriend.
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• Flakiness- The amount of flaky women I have met in my life is uncountable.
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• Usually more affectionate than men- I’m very affectionate. I’m probably above average compared to other men. However, women in general, are more affectionate then men.
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• More likely to change their mind/unsure of wants and needs- Let’s face it. Men often know what they want. Typically these wants include good drugs, food, sex, and a comfortable home.  When a man sees a woman he knows within 30 seconds if he wants to fuck her. For a woman, knowing if she wants to have sex with a man may require her to ask the following questions: Does he have a good job? Is he religious? Does he have a lot of
money? Will my family like him? What would my friends think of him? Etc.
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o Women have told me that “they don’t know what they want.” And that even they “don’t understand themselves.”
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o They often go back on decisions. One day they may feel like having a relationship. The next day they may feel like their life is in shambles.
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• Less driving capabilities- Most of the terrible drivers I’ve met have been women. It’s been proven that women have less peripheral vision and depth capabilities than men. Typically if a woman and a man is in the car the man is the driver. I am very confident about this fact.
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• Less Murderous- Almost no one will argue women are different than men.  However, women are much better at not murdering people and not initiating war. They also tend to be more empathetic. Therefore, if I had a choice, I would have everyone think like women. In my opinion women are generally better humans when considering their actions ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Men:
• More violent- see statistics
• More likely to take physical risks-
• More likely to get into scientific fields
• Generally less empathetic
• More likely to rape
• Quick to initiate sex

Humans:
• The environmental bane of planet earth- we release C02 and other pollutants for basically every modern day aspect of our life. We are destroying the rainforest at an alarming rate. You get the picture.
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• Selfish-Not only a human trait and not necessarily a bad trait in certain circumstances.
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• Apathetic- I’m not going to sugar coat it. Most Americans do not care about abstract concepts such as climate change, human rights issues,
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• Amazingly mediocre-Let’s be honest, most people are not that great. Sure they may have great people skills and be nice. Actions speak louder than words. Buying products made by child labor and sweat labor is not good. Contributing to overpopulation is idiotic. Most Americans are at least guilty of this. Overconsumption, religious brainwashing of children, academic pressure/abuse, resource wars, and environmental destruction are activities many many people either directly or indirectly take part in on a regular basis.
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• Potential for greatness-Many people have the potential to be great and positive forces on planet earth. All they need is the ideal opportunities, ideas, and environment to achieve their superior state of being.  Unfortunately, these conditions rarely occur. But with less murders per capita occurring since the caveman times, conditions are improving.


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Re: Women and Men – I like cow poo’s insightful series (ruff draft) [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22000386 - 07/26/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Women and Men – I like cow poo’s insightful series (ruff draft) [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22000402 - 07/26/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's been proven that the ladies have more peripheral vision and a better distinction between different shades of colors..

Other than that, yeah..


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Re: Women and Men – I like cow poo’s insightful series (ruff draft) [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22000563 - 07/26/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I heard women's periods attract bears


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Re: Women and Men – I like cow poo’s insightful series (ruff draft) [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22000671 - 07/26/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
Being in my early 20s I have experienced a solid array of relationships.




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