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r00tuuu123
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"Reallity Shows"
#21999649 - 07/26/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was talking to a buddy about Outdoors type reallity shows yesterday and we figured out we knew more than the principals in said shows and we deserve our cut so how would I pitch the show? Obviously we would need some drama and arguments that are not staged. Open for suggestions.
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It's about time they had a show about people who cook meth. Actually, I bet half those shows somebody does, but they don't include it. They should just go for it.
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Pitch it as a whole new experience.
Make a reality show about making a "reality show". A behind the scenes look at the scripting and coaching "reality shows" get. The drama can be trying to get the idiot stars to understand the shit the show is about so it actually looks like they know what they're doing/talking about.
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Shroomslip said: Pitch it as a whole new experience.
Make a reality show about making a "reality show". A behind the scenes look at the scripting and coaching "reality shows" get. The drama can be trying to get the idiot stars to understand the shit the show is about so it actually looks like they know what they're doing/talking about.
So I got some leg work ahead. I figure if Bear Grylls (phoney) and some hoopies that make duck whistles can make bank then so can we.
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Ok. Here you go.
Make a show where women rate each other. It's 25 women on an island and they are not allowed to leave until they rank themselves in order of ugliest to prettiest. The viewing audience votes and can make bets on how long it takes for them to come to an agreement with the public. Most of the shows end with the women bickering on the island slowly starving to death.
Drama/Ratings all day.
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FIshing survival show where u put two people in some crazy location and they have to like fish for there food n everything but u give them like crap stuff fish with and then u can do like challenges n stuff for better lures or an inflatable raft or like there a ton of crap u can do with this all diff fish species n shit.
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Re: "Reallity Shows" [Re: Bassfreak]
#22000058 - 07/26/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: Drugs in the Woods: how to survive in the woods equipped ONLY with drugs
Great but knowing my friend we'd walk in a ten yard circle for like 4 hours.
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but yeh I worked on a movie set one time an im pretty sure the only thing u need inorder to get a show made is a fuckload of money
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Bassfreak said: Drugs in the Woods: how to survive in the woods equipped ONLY with drugs
Great but knowing my friend we'd walk in a ten yard circle for like 4 hours. 
great idea for a movie. itd be a mix of fear and loathing and blair witch project
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Make it about hunting eatable/medical mushrooms to sell for large amounts of money.
Don't actually hunt them plant mushrooms then pretend to find them and freak out when you realize how much they're worth. Have a 420 special where you "accidentally" eat some shrooms.
I want 35%.
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Re: "Reallity Shows" [Re: Bassfreak]
#22000091 - 07/26/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: Drugs in the Woods: how to survive in the woods equipped ONLY with drugs
Great but knowing my friend we'd walk in a ten yard circle for like 4 hours. 
great idea for a movie. itd be a mix of fear and loathing and blair witch project 
As much as I don't like you about hockey thhat was pretty funny. Give credit where credit is due.
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Re: "Reallity Shows" [Re: Eggtimer]
#22000104 - 07/26/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Eggtimer said: Make it about hunting eatable/medical mushrooms to sell for large amounts of money.
Don't actually hunt them plant mushrooms then pretend to find them and freak out when you realize how much they're worth. Have a 420 special where you "accidentally" eat some shrooms.
I want 35%.
they already had a segment on a show like that n it sucked
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r00tuuu123 said: I was talking to a buddy about Outdoors type reallity shows yesterday and we figured out we knew more than the principals in said shows and we deserve our cut so how would I pitch the show? Obviously we would need some drama and arguments that are not staged. Open for suggestions. 
pitch it as it is:
"there's no reality in reality shows today, there never was, not in Road Rules, not in Survivor and not in any of these other stupid things you're airing today, I'm here to introduce you to Survivor 2.0, Imagine if you will, the Hunger Games with more hunger and fewer games, a thunder dome where if you survive you will the million but if you dont, you're dead. no more voting people off the island, if you want someone off the island then you have to eat them, this will usher in the new era of reality shows in which reality is reality"
then you shoot a couple of interns and wait for the slow clap
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Bassfreak said: Drugs in the Woods: how to survive in the woods equipped ONLY with drugs
Great but knowing my friend we'd walk in a ten yard circle for like 4 hours. 
great idea for a movie. itd be a mix of fear and loathing and blair witch project 
As much as I don't like you about hockey thhat was pretty funny. Give credit where credit is due. 
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but seriously i wanna see that fishin show its super easy n have like real pro fishn ppl compete jus for bragin rights n stuff could be super interesting to see
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Re: "Reallity Shows" [Re: Bassfreak]
#22000219 - 07/26/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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with enough drugs, anything is possible...
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