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 Swami
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 Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? 
#2199934 - 12/24/03 05:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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"He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows when you've been good or bad..."
That is one SCARY dude. Keep away from my window, ya perv! 
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 Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Swami]
#2199940 - 12/24/03 06:05 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's weird, I was thinking the same thing today. There's no doubt about it - he's a pedarast.
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 SpecialEd
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Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Swami]
#2200176 - 12/25/03 12:00 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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you know why santa has no children?
cause he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney. Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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Frog
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Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: SpecialEd]
#2200181 - 12/25/03 12:04 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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He also asks little children to sit on his lap.
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Swami
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Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Frog]
#2200195 - 12/25/03 12:09 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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All of you people disgust me! (But have convinced me to get a temp job as a dept. store Santa...)
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SpecialEd
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Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Frog]
#2200198 - 12/25/03 12:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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he gets away with it because the police don't have probable claus
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Sclorch
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 Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Swami]
#2200216 - 12/25/03 12:23 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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To this entire thread:
*Ba Dump Ching!*
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Re: Is Santa Claus a stalker / peeper? [Re: Swami]
#2200227 - 12/25/03 12:31 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Santa is a strange person. Trust me -- I used to go ice fishing with him....
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