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How to successfully rob a bank
    #21992115 - 07/24/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ski mask? Check.
Sawn off? Check.
Guilty conscience? Check.
Fear of death? Check.

That's all there is too it!
Knock em dead tiger!

Oh and you'll need a getaway driver probably.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992135 - 07/24/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

All the most successful bank robbers had Tommy guns..


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992158 - 07/24/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

something tells me there's more to it than that


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Lucis]
    #21992189 - 07/24/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

All u gotta do is slip a note to the clerk that says this is a bank robbery and they'll comply


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: zZZz]
    #21992192 - 07/24/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

One time I robbed a bank wanna hear the story?


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992230 - 07/24/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992246 - 07/24/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Zombie

Zombie who?..


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3] * 3
    #21992247 - 07/24/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Was it a food bank?


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #21992249 - 07/24/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I walked into the bank and randomly got a teller who was "in training" as indicated by her name tag.

I handed her $10 worth of rolled coins, she did not double check what I handed her so she handed me a $20 bill for my coins.

I said thank you and high tailed outta there!

Bought weed with the $20 lol

Robbed a bank :smug:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992259 - 07/24/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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One time I robbed a bank wanna hear the story?


:orly::woah:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992267 - 07/24/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had a bank deposit one of my paychecks twice.  Robbed a bank. :smug:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Amanita86]
    #21992273 - 07/24/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We are cool we have cool robber stories


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21992281 - 07/24/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

statistically according to the fbi, most bank robbers get caught after robbing their third bank.

Robbing armored cars as they pick up money from banks has much higher returns and still has a really high success rate, although you have some likelihood of getting shot vs almost none from robbing a bank.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992288 - 07/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was cleaning a bank once and stole somebodies candy right off their desk :thisisheavyman:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: teamkiller]
    #21992295 - 07/24/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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statistically according to the fbi, most bank robbers get caught after robbing their third bank.

Robbing armored cars as they pick up money from banks has much higher returns and still has a really high success rate, although you have some likelihood of getting shot vs almost none from robbing a bank.



Define really high success rate LOL


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992338 - 07/24/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Walk in with a note, sunglasses, a cap and a bag. ask for the cash
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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21992344 - 07/24/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

In russia you don't rob banks, banks rob you.

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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21992377 - 07/24/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i may be recalling the numbers incorrectly, but bank robbery 70% chance of not getting caught, 2-3k average payout.  armored car robbery 40% chance of not getting caught, 30k average payout.

the caveat with that is, nearly everyone who gets away with robbing 1 bank continues to rob banks.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: teamkiller]
    #21992404 - 07/24/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't the drivers of armored cars not have the keys to the back?


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992416 - 07/24/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You can also give them a 20 dollar bill for 2 rolls of half dollars and take out the silver :laugh:

That is if they even will give you 2 rolls. Some places know the game.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Shiithead]
    #21992435 - 07/24/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also I am sure bank robberies happen everyday. Even in America... I mean, whens the last time you saw a bank robbery story in the news??


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Shiithead]
    #21992486 - 07/24/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The most important part of robbing a bank is probably executing a decent get away plan. Something like parking a few blocks away  and changing disguises on the way back. You would probably get a bigger payout with an easier get away from robbing a box store when they do a cash drop.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Ganga Lova]
    #21992503 - 07/24/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Don't the drivers of armored cars not have the keys to the back?





Uhhhh kind of, the drivers of armored cars are universally required to drive away (lol get the money to safety) if there is a problem.  Most people who rob armored cars specifically look for cars with only 2 people.  Guy walks into the bank/store, walks out with a bag full of money. You incapacitate the guy carrying the money, grab it and run.

That being said, not every driver does drive away.  Sometimes when you try and incapacitate the bag carrier, it doesn't work.

Its way riskier from a safety standpoint, but the payouts can be huge (100,000+).


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992522 - 07/24/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is red-flagged to the powers that be.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Shiithead]
    #21992562 - 07/24/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is actually just about GTA gameplay lol


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
    #21992658 - 07/24/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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This thread is actually just about GTA gameplay lol




GTA is  based off real life events :lolsy:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Shiithead]
    #21992730 - 07/24/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol the FBI removed the stats about how many cases they solve from their yearly reports.

I found some news articles referencing the same numbers i mentioned. I guess the average haul in the US for a bank robbery has gone way up though, now an average of 7k per bank robbed.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: teamkiller]
    #21992800 - 07/24/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The money fairy came and magically printed a boatload of it out of thin air.


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: teamkiller]
    #21992837 - 07/24/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lmao I can make that in 3 months risk free xD


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Adden]
    #21992842 - 07/24/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for putting that gif back in your sig buddy :smile:


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Re: How to successfully rob a bank [Re: Zombi3]
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The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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