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Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration * 1
    #21988795 - 07/24/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Good morning friends. What's happening? I'm just waking up. Gonna go to San Diego today to take some psychedelics with a good friend of mine. We're thinking about trying the isolation tank thing. Neither of us have tried it, but we are both very experienced trippers and meditators, so I think it will be good even though lots of people tell me I should try it sober first. I'm not really one for trying things sober first.

Looking forward to Phish in LA tomorrow, and then hopefully getting together with some So Cal shroomerites for a little gathering the next day.

Sup wit chu?


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21988814 - 07/24/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

goood morning my friend! just chilling in Florida eating some breakfast! hope you have a great day my man!


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Ras Rising]
    #21988827 - 07/24/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

cant wait for this stupid shitty work day to be over so the real day can start


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Ras Rising]
    #21988835 - 07/24/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

where is the socal gathering, if i may inquire?

i'm doing better than the past few days.... being fucked out of my mind on meth, heroin, and benzos for a few really did a number to me.  now i'm just stoned as fuck off some hash my friend gave me.  trying to get my life around and stop moping around.  i got the first relapse out of the way already, so time to get to it :rolleyes:


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21988861 - 07/24/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hi

I just got done shredding

Now I'm just chillen

Probably gonna go for a run later and stuff


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #21988863 - 07/24/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I jus ate a crazy good everything bagel wit egg bacon Cheddar peppers onion an chipotle sauce was pretty good


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21988900 - 07/24/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
I jus ate a crazy good everything bagel wit egg bacon Cheddar peppers onion an chipotle sauce was pretty good



That sounds good AF


I'm drinking some coffee and listening to Tame Impala's new album. Its straight I guess. Not anywhere near as good as Lonerisn or InnerSpeaker. But that's just how the music industry goes I guess :shrug:

Don't really have any plans for today. Might go to the courts and play some basketball


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21988921 - 07/24/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well my plans to meet up with my friend today have fallen through. He had an emergency at one of his properties that he has to deal with. So now I'm not sure what I'm up to today.

Sancho- I think it's gonna be at thousand steps beach in Laguna on the 26
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21732984/fpart/1


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Edited by nicechrisman (07/24/15 08:48 AM)


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Sheekle]
    #21988939 - 07/24/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
cant wait for this stupid shitty work day to be over so the real day can start





pretty much this

got taylor swift at the stadium today and tomorrow and i cant fuckin wait to leave this place at 3


days like today are THE fucking worst


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21989079 - 07/24/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I may or may not be SYS, Magenta's working out the details.


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21989126 - 07/24/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't shit the tank man.  :lol:


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21989131 - 07/24/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:hahthatsrich: Yeah that would suck


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21989157 - 07/24/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You have to pay SOOO much if you do that.  Be careful.  That's why I wouldn't trip in a tank for my first time.  That shit is gonna be like taking a hole dose of disassociatives.


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21989170 - 07/24/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've never had any issues with uncontrollable shitting on psychedelics, so I'm not too worried about it. I did piss myself one time though on a 10 strip of unusually good L. Fortunately, I was at home and was able to jump in the shower and changed clothes once I realized what was happening.


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #21989178 - 07/24/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

I'm not really one for trying things sober first.



:chilldog: :mynigga:

sup dawg.

wakin up, trying to bang out work early, and then me and D are heading to phish at shoreline :woot:

I'm pretty stoked.

I hope they sprung for the rainbow machine man.


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #21989179 - 07/24/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pissing yourself on acid isn't so bad.  I still had a great time :lol:


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21989198 - 07/24/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When I'm on acid I always feel like I'm pissing myself then I check and.my pants are perfectly dry

Then I realize my flesh is actuslly taking on a liquid consistency


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21989211 - 07/24/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you're not cool unless you pee your pants.

all the cool kids are doing it


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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21989241 - 07/24/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
you're not cool unless you pee your pants.

all the cool kids are doing it







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Re: Euphoric Masturbation Collaboration [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21989279 - 07/24/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

just found out that i'll be doing a terrible fucking shitty horrible job at work next week! did it last summer too, what fucking fun. doing these fucking bigass shitty terrible fucking parts in a hotass room in the middle of the summer is just what i wanna do with my time, im so fucking excited!


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