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ergoticmandala



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Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you??
#21985670 - 07/23/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know where my passport and i have a ticket to Europe tomorrow. It might be somewhere in my room but i can't look for a few hours. Please Shroomerites put some positive energy on this so that i find it.
don't comment if u are a hater
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Shroomslip
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala] 1
#21985683 - 07/23/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm a hater and I'm commenting you don't tell me what to do.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985692 - 07/23/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How am I supposed to intelligently discuss this. You'll find it? Is that positive enough.
I'll be waiting to hear the good news.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985705 - 07/23/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Europe is a shithole with no history or cultural value to speak of. Stay here and have a pint of thin, watered down, American style Lager.
You won't find your passport and should be happy the universe did you a favor. If you aren't smart enough to know where your passport is less than 48 hours before departure, you would be gang raped by gypsies if you actually did make it over there.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985724 - 07/23/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hope you don't find it.
That sounds mean and it would suck, but it would teach you a valuable lesson.
You may not understand right now, but you will...
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ergoticmandala



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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: shadyy]
#21985736 - 07/23/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i hate liz.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985744 - 07/23/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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how are our comments gonna make you find it  sorry about this situation man
keep legal shit in a folder safely tucked away
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: SunnyD]
#21985762 - 07/23/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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did you check your pocket??
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: mindbodysoul]
#21985767 - 07/23/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You waited until the day before your trip to look?
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21985859 - 07/23/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said: You waited until the day before your trip to look?

Your posting to pub instead of looking?
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: myc_check1212]
#21985870 - 07/23/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That too.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985902 - 07/23/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If this fucks your trip
use it as a lesson  keep legal shit in a safe place, like a folder or a safe
also don't wait til the last day to look for shit that the legal system requires you to travel into another country
hope ya find it bud
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21985926 - 07/23/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ergoticmandala said: I don't know where my passport and i have a ticket to Europe tomorrow. It might be somewhere in my room but i can't look for a few hours. Please Shroomerites put some positive energy on this so that i find it.
don't comment if u are a hater
You should tell the Euros in America we cant/dont ask for proof of residency stays. They should do the same! The Polzi would love to hear how its done in a real country
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ergoticmandala



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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: myc_check1212]
#21986030 - 07/23/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea, like I normally always keep it in a safe place but I thought it was in a safe, I have been travelling a lot lately, and yes, I waited till the day before to look for it.
if find it or not I will be much more careful in the future so as this doesn't happen again.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21986998 - 07/23/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21988314 - 07/24/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ergoticmandala said: yea, like I normally always keep it in a safe place but I thought it was in a safe, I have been travelling a lot lately, and yes, I waited till the day before to look for it.
if find it or not I will be much more careful in the future so as this doesn't happen again.
did you check the freezer?
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#21988436 - 07/24/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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In your car? I've found mine in my car before.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: Artnotwar] 1
#21988529 - 07/24/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I cant even leave my country if I wanted to. Ive got such a long laundry list of crimes Ive been convicted of when I was a young adult that even the most heinous of countries wouldnt accept my entry. Maybe thats why I drink alcohol excessively.
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Artnotwar
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21988579 - 07/24/15 05:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: I cant even leave my country if I wanted to. Ive got such a long laundry list of crimes Ive been convicted of when I was a young adult that even the most heinous of countries wouldnt accept my entry. Maybe thats why I drink alcohol excessively.
Dude I could be wrong, but I don't even think a lot of Asian countries look at that shit. Going to cambodia, you're supposed to have a passport photo for your visa. I didn't have a passport photo, and just swung the dudes an extra $10USD and no problems.
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: Artnotwar]
#21988812 - 07/24/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm the most disorganized person ever so I have a locked cabinet marked "IMPORTANT SHIT" that has my birth certificate, passport, tax stuff, medical bills, etc. Stuff that I don't have to handle on a day to day basis that cannot be lost. Never had to replace mine urgently, but I checked on the state dept's website and there are resources available for urgent replacement. IDK if it's possible to get it by tomorrow, but it's worth checking out.
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Expedited Service at an Authorized Passport Acceptance Facility If you need a first time passport or need to replace a lost or stolen passport urgently, the best method is to apply at the nearest acceptance facility and request expedited service.
Check here to find the authorized acceptance facility near you. Check with the facility for type of payment accepted. Expedited Service at a Passport Agency
Also found this site, looks legit - but I'd still be very very very thorough vetting companies like this. http://www.deluxepassportexpress.com/lost_steps_urgent.html
And bonus article. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/11/how-to-get-passport-fast_n_6436482.html
good luck and safe travels!
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ergoticmandala



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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#22028675 - 08/01/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks to everyone who commented!
Turns out I just sweep searched my room and found it the morning of the flight and it worked, sorry to bump this week old thread but I didn't have internet for a week when I got here or I would have posted this earlier.
If anyone was curious, France was the destination
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LeningradCowboy
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: ergoticmandala]
#22028792 - 08/01/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Had a similar situation Years a go. Trying to find passport while properly dosed. Eventually found the bastard hiding under transparent plastic sheet on my livingroom table .
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: LeningradCowboy]
#22030578 - 08/01/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: I cant even leave my country if I wanted to. Ive got such a long laundry list of crimes Ive been convicted of when I was a young adult that even the most heinous of countries wouldnt accept my entry. Maybe thats why I drink alcohol excessively.
I bet you make a nice Lysol Martini
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Re: Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk. passport where are you?? [Re: my3rdeye]
#22030589 - 08/01/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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passport doochie on the left hand side..
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