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shLong



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Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute.
#21984336 - 07/23/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Like the toilet paper over the top being the only correct way, here's another. I'm just curious what everyone else does...
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Shiithead
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984356 - 07/23/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I keep wallet in front pocket. Try it.
Also I use that Clint Eastwood toilet paper now.
It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take shit from anyone.
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Shiithead]
#21984367 - 07/23/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah.. The front pocket. That didn't occur to me to add ... Oh well.
I see people do something particular and wonder why they choose to do that. I'll explain later.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984382 - 07/23/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong] 1
#21984395 - 07/23/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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dominant right hand
I always keep my keys in left pocket, phone in right pocket.
I only wear cargo pants/shorts and gym shorts with cargos I keep my wallet in the front pouch with the zipper or in the right pouch if there's no zipper. With gym shorts, I keep it in the same pocket as the keys.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Shiithead]
#21984406 - 07/23/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I put my wallet in my right back pocket I check for it in the left one and freak the fuck out thinking I lost it, every time
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984462 - 07/23/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Front pocket, probably the right side more often than left. I have a couple pairs of pants where the only pocket is in the back and they piss me off, I hate having to sit on my wallet.
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Patlal
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: psi]
#21984479 - 07/23/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Front left pocket = Credit card, membership cards, debit cards, cards, cards and more card. I don't even use a wallet anymore
Front right pocket = Phone and keys
Back pocket = Nothing. I want the ladies to see the shape of my bum bum and drool.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: psi]
#21984485 - 07/23/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Back pocket = Nothing. I want the ladies to see the shape of my bum bum and drool.
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psi said:
I hate having to sit on my wallet.
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Patlal
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Shiithead]
#21984488 - 07/23/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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PS: I jerk off with my right hand.
I thought you guys should know
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984491 - 07/23/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i can't answer your first question because it depends on what i'm doing nor can i answer your second question because i keep it in my right hoodie pocket generally.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Patlal] 1
#21984494 - 07/23/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I use my left. The right hand is for clicking
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: blackhawk]
#21984505 - 07/23/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well damn, these results were not at all as expected.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984630 - 07/23/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Right handed, usually front pocket. Hate sitting on my wallet or keys so those always take front. Back pockets are for credit/debit card and loose cash.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984664 - 07/23/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: Like the toilet paper over the top being the only correct way, here's another. I'm just curious what everyone else does...
Over the top like normal people.
Right handed like normal people, but I wank with my left.
Left front pocket like people who like their backs.
I don't do birthdays because I'm an asshole.
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21984825 - 07/23/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey, dude...Seems like a long time no see instance.
In any event, I am right handed and use my right rear pocket for my wallet. It's so alien for me to understand people using their non-dominate rear pocket for the wallet.
I saw this dude using his right hand at the ATM today, swtiched it to his left hand to put it away. Just looked kinda troubling and got me thinking.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21984828 - 07/23/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said: I don't do birthdays because I'm an asshole.
but in this case I do because Burke rocks, so happy birthday, dude!
better
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21984856 - 07/23/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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right hand
i dont use a wallet, i stuff all my money in my brassiere
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r00tuuu123
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: zZZz]
#21984973 - 07/23/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm ambidextrous I don't carry a wallet and Who's burke?
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21984981 - 07/23/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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just some wannabe gangster rapper
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: zZZz]
#21984992 - 07/23/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz said: right hand
i dont use a wallet, i stuff all my money in my brassiere
pics?
Seriously, though..When I was 17-18 I worked as a cashier in a grocery store kind of in the hood. This fat, nasty, black woman pulled cash out of her bra and handed it to me...that was bad enough, but this money felt like it was in a kid's pocket at a water park. Fucking soaked with her nasty-ass sweat ...YUCK!
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21985006 - 07/23/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: zZZz]
#21985026 - 07/23/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That aint you!
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r00tuuu123
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: zZZz]
#21985034 - 07/23/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said:

You can grow shrooms on a bra.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21985392 - 07/23/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't use a wallet. I only carry my drivers license and debit card.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21985738 - 07/23/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I do not carry a wallet.
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21986183 - 07/23/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you love my forced birthday greeting at least?
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986318 - 07/23/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hell yeah I do!
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404
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21986595 - 07/23/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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27ish replies... and no one mentions "invalid poll, no STAL"
shroomery, you are slacking.
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404]
#21986600 - 07/23/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nah, bro.. You're the one that's slippin'... One Shroomery legend per poll. Burke replaced STAL in this case.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986610 - 07/23/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm left handed but I would say my right is my dominant hand because I grew up in a right handed world. Only things I do with only my left are eat and write.
I almost always wear cargo pants/shorts and I keep my wallet in my cargo pocket. It hurts my ass when I'm sitting on it for long periods of time and it's not supposed to be good for your back either.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986622 - 07/23/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I write with my left hand i jack off with my right
throw footballs or any balls with my left i keep my wallet in my back left
im left handed have red hair green greyish brown eyes
im a dna mess
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986637 - 07/23/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"one shroomery legend per poll"
is this some kind of new rule?
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986652 - 07/23/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: Hey, dude...Seems like a long time no see instance.
In any event, I am right handed and use my right rear pocket for my wallet. It's so alien for me to understand people using their non-dominate rear pocket for the wallet.
I saw this dude using his right hand at the ATM today, swtiched it to his left hand to put it away. Just looked kinda troubling and got me thinking.
I would do this. I am right handed and used my left rear pocket to keep my wallet. Now I keep it in my front right pocket due to pickpockets.
The reason I would keep my wallet on the left is so I could grab it without having to stop texting, writing or w.e. the fuck else I was doing, to get it.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404]
#21986710 - 07/23/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: "one shroomery legend per poll"
is this some kind of new rule?
Yup.. Starting today
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: modern.shaman]
#21986718 - 07/23/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
modern.shaman said:
Quote:
shLong said: Hey, dude...Seems like a long time no see instance.
In any event, I am right handed and use my right rear pocket for my wallet. It's so alien for me to understand people using their non-dominate rear pocket for the wallet.
I saw this dude using his right hand at the ATM today, swtiched it to his left hand to put it away. Just looked kinda troubling and got me thinking.
I would do this. I am right handed and used my left rear pocket to keep my wallet. Now I keep it in my front right pocket due to pickpockets.
The reason I would keep my wallet on the left is so I could grab it without having to stop texting, writing or w.e. the fuck else I was doing, to get it.
Interesting...
Thanks for the contributions, errrybody
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986724 - 07/23/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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what's with the sassafrass 'tude mang? did i suddenly make your shit list or something
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shLong



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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404]
#21986728 - 07/23/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not all, man.. I think pretty highly of ya actually. I guess my faux crankiness doesn't translate well through text.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986735 - 07/23/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha, it's pretty hard to grasp through the web that's for sure. ps did you make it out to thalman's wedding? heard it was a blast man. haven't spoken to him much, must be pretty busy.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21986744 - 07/23/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
Quote:
shLong said: Like the toilet paper over the top being the only correct way, here's another. I'm just curious what everyone else does...
Over the top like normal people.
Right handed like normal people, but I wank with my left.
Left front pocket like people who like their backs.
I don't do birthdays because I'm an asshole.
I fill the asshole role here, bitch
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404]
#21986750 - 07/23/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: haha, it's pretty hard to grasp through the web that's for sure. ps did you make it out to thalman's wedding? heard it was a blast man. haven't spoken to him much, must be pretty busy.
No, they had it in Florida and couldn't travel.
I've really been meaning to visit him and the misses. They're such good people.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986755 - 07/23/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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edit- it was in wisconsin haha
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986767 - 07/23/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I keep my cards in my front pocket with a paper clip. I think wallets are lame.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404]
#21986780 - 07/23/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: edit- it was in wisconsin haha
Their reception thing was here.. But they traveled for the ceremony
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986784 - 07/23/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I still their invite on my fridge should probably take that down about now 
Edit.. But no, I didn't make the reception.
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: shLong]
#21986811 - 07/23/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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frame it, they are such awesome people
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Re: Important question that needs an answer.. Men, please contribute. [Re: 404] 1
#21986856 - 07/23/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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For sure... For anybody reading, a good buddy of mine from around here met and became friends with 404 at a festival 1,500 miles away from home. Small fucking world. That shit blows my mind.
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