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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: ThingsThatAlsoFly] * 5
    #21985199 - 07/23/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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ThingsThatAlsoFly said:
Exactly. Biking is definitely a great thing; helps the environment, great exercise, etc.  But paved roads were built FOR MOTOR VEHICLES, and their construction is funded by those who DRIVE MOTOR VEHICLES. The roads are paid for by taxes and fees collected at the license bureau(at least they are around here). If the cyclists want to ride on the paved roads that motorists paid for, they should have to be licensed and pay their fucking fees like everyone else. If they don't agree to that, they need to get the fuck out of the way.


:canthelpbutlaugh: Go check your motor vehicle code before spouting dumb ass shit.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21985422 - 07/23/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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r00tuuu123 said:
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ThingsThatAlsoFly said:
Exactly. Biking is definitely a great thing; helps the environment, great exercise, etc.  But paved roads were built FOR MOTOR VEHICLES, and their construction is funded by those who DRIVE MOTOR VEHICLES. The roads are paid for by taxes and fees collected at the license bureau(at least they are around here). If the cyclists want to ride on the paved roads that motorists paid for, they should have to be licensed and pay their fucking fees like everyone else. If they don't agree to that, they need to get the fuck out of the way.


:canthelpbutlaugh: Go check your motor vehicle code before spouting dumb ass shit.




Qft. Share the road.

These "Mad Max" BASSholes are as rare as dickhead cyclists. On a side note, if you cyclists really want fairness pay a  fucking excise tax!!


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21985698 - 07/23/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

little bitchy people in cars thinking the road is *only* for them
honestly you got serious problems if you cant wait 10-20 seconds to go around them



:fuckyou:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985709 - 07/23/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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AddyZomeD said:
:lol:

little bitchy people in cars thinking the road is *only* for them
honestly you got serious problems if you cant wait 10-20 seconds to go around them



:fuckyou:





please elaborate on these "serious problems"

which "serious problems" are these?


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #21985712 - 07/23/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bikers create hazardous situations by causing me to go around them, sometimes crossing the line into on coming traffic.

So fuck them.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21985718 - 07/23/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

getting pissed and wanting someone to hit and kill a cyclist
cause you cant wait 20 seconds in your day to safely go around


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985740 - 07/23/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

when i ride my bike, i usually give the finger to the law that says i have to ride on the road. fuck that. there's large high-mass objects traveling at high velocity, i'm not going to get hit. that law can suck on my left fucking nut.

you wanna bitch about not having enough space on the road to ride your bike go ahead, but no one cares.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21985752 - 07/23/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the way i see it, if i am on my bike and in the road, i'm an obstacle. i don't know how else you could see this. you are traveling at 15 mph maybe. and the speed limit is forty fuckin five. gtfo


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21985753 - 07/23/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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404 said:
when i ride my bike, i usually give the finger to the law that says i have to ride on the road. fuck that. there's large high-mass objects traveling at high velocity, i'm not going to get hit. that law can suck on my left fucking nut.

you wanna bitch about not having enough space on the road to ride your bike go ahead, but no one cares.



I don't bike on roads cause of immature ass hats like the people who think the road is only for people who are safely in a moving box

:lol:
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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985761 - 07/23/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's only 10 or 20 seconds on a fairly open roadway not backed up with traffic.

In the middle of rush hour traffic on a main road that's busy even at 3 in the morning? More like half an hour, you'll spend 20 minutes going 1/3rd of the speed limit before you even figure out WHY traffic is all backed up, then you have to get aggressive in the merging because a stream of traffic you can't even see the end of behind you and at least a couple dozen vehicles in front of you all has the same exact idea.

Beyond this situation I really don't care if bikes are on the road. I just drive past them.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985765 - 07/23/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:nonono: calls me an asshat and then a dirtbag, :nignored:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak] * 5
    #21985807 - 07/23/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
:lol:

little bitchy people in cars thinking the road is *only* for them
honestly you got serious problems if you cant wait 10-20 seconds to go around them



:fuckyou:





please elaborate on these "serious problems"

which "serious problems" are these?




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Long story short, you suck.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404] * 2
    #21985819 - 07/23/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

addyzomed just goes with wutever is the consensus
, he doesnt have his own opinions


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21985824 - 07/23/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk,






Half the roads around here, there is no side walks for miles and miles

not everyone has a car



people without cars pay taxes too,
including me


Lots of entitled dooshnozzles in this thread, I can understand alitttle frustration in your busy days. but wanting harm to come to them :lol: you remind me of a toddler.


For some people its there only way to get around
what else are they gonna do?

there is idiots who cycle who ride in the middle of the road,
but most are on that 1ft white line on the side of the road, and if you have a problem with that
frankly your a asshat


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985837 - 07/23/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zZZz said:
addyzomed just goes with wutever is the consensus
, he doesnt have his own opinions




Don't even get me started on you brah, can it.


Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Lots of entitled dooshnozzles in this thread, I can understand alitttle frustration in your busy days. but wanting harm to come to them :lol: you remind me of a toddler.





cycotic / cycosis


Edited by 1234go (07/23/15 03:57 PM)


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD] * 2
    #21985844 - 07/23/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk,






Half the roads around here, there is no side walks for miles and miles

not everyone has a car



people without cars pay taxes too,
including me


Lots of entitled dooshnozzles in this thread, I can understand alitttle frustration in your busy days. but wanting harm to come to them :lol: you remind me of a toddler.


For some people its there only way to get around
what else are they gonna do?

there is idiots who cycle who ride in the middle of the road,
but most are on that 1ft white line on the side of the road, and if you have a problem with that
frankly your a asshat




People without cars dont pay excise or gas tax, which are supposed to fund roadways. The taxes you pay dont amount to dick.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #21985860 - 07/23/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zZZz said:
addyzomed just goes with wutever is the consensus
, he doesnt have his own opinions




Meanwhile you don't have an opinion about anything.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: myc_check1212]
    #21985862 - 07/23/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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myc_check1212 said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk,






Half the roads around here, there is no side walks for miles and miles

not everyone has a car



people without cars pay taxes too,
including me


Lots of entitled dooshnozzles in this thread, I can understand alitttle frustration in your busy days. but wanting harm to come to them :lol: you remind me of a toddler.


For some people its there only way to get around
what else are they gonna do?

there is idiots who cycle who ride in the middle of the road,
but most are on that 1ft white line on the side of the road, and if you have a problem with that
frankly your a asshat




People without cars dont pay excise or gas tax, which are supposed to fund roadways. The taxes you pay dont amount to dick.




neither do yours In the grand scheme of things
your a small percentage
just like me


quit being entitled :lol:
but do you bro, you need it
right into that entitled rear


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: SunnyD]
    #21985874 - 07/23/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

myc_check1212 said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk,






Half the roads around here, there is no side walks for miles and miles

not everyone has a car



people without cars pay taxes too,
including me


Lots of entitled dooshnozzles in this thread, I can understand alitttle frustration in your busy days. but wanting harm to come to them :lol: you remind me of a toddler.


For some people its there only way to get around
what else are they gonna do?

there is idiots who cycle who ride in the middle of the road,
but most are on that 1ft white line on the side of the road, and if you have a problem with that
frankly your a asshat




People without cars dont pay excise or gas tax, which are supposed to fund roadways. The taxes you pay dont amount to dick.




neither do yours In the grand scheme of things
your a small percentage
just like me


quit being entitled :lol:
but do you bro, you need it
right into that entitled rear




If I pay tax/fee I'm entitled to service. Quid Pro Quo. You contribute neither gas tax nor excise, so shut the fuck up. There's only one guy that served me in tax debate, it was zap. I'm pretty sure he would tell you to fuck off too.

P.S. The I in "in" doesn't need to be capitalized. You're. you are, as in " you're a small percentage,just like me. " Don't begin a sentence with "but".



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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shiithead]
    #21985876 - 07/23/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shiithead said:




Do you have a link to that video? I remember seeing it on tv years ago, and I've been trying to find it since.


And to whoever said roads were built for bikes, they weren't. Pretty sure horses came first, then military vehicles, then the pennyfarther(hardly a bike) then the model T, then somewhere down the line some goofy guy in portland oregon built a bike lane, as some obscure meta joke, about society or some shit, and people took it seriously.


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