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OfflineBassfreak
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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Cj-B] * 1
    #21984605 - 07/23/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

everytime i drive past one all i can think is "i hope someone hits and kills you" and im so so serious


i love hearing stories of people dying in the city from being an ass while riding their bike

like get off the fuckinh road. bikes arent cars, stop acting like youre driving a car


the worst is when theres a fuckin sidewalk riiiight there but they still ride on the road. i purposely get as close as possible to them as i pass em. theres been times when ive yelled at them too and said something along the lines of "i hope you die" or "get off the fucking road"

seriously some cyclists are THE biggest jackasses ever


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21984608 - 07/23/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL Bassfreak you are fuckin ridiculous dude


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Cj-B]
    #21984614 - 07/23/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk




Because that's frowned upon even more, and sometimes even illegal.





This. It's illegal in Chicago and I've seen people ticketed for it before.



Woot woot chicago. Then you know how bad that shit is over by belmont and clark. Thats where i was


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21984618 - 07/23/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
everytime i drive past one all i can think is "i hope someone hits and kills you" and im so so serious


i love hearing stories of people dying in the city from being an ass while riding their bike

like get off the fuckinh road. bikes arent cars, stop acting like youre driving a car


the worst is when theres a fuckin sidewalk riiiight there but they still ride on the road. i purposely get as close as possible to them as i pass em. theres been times when ive yelled at them too and said something along the lines of "i hope you die" or "get off the fucking road"

seriously some cyclists are THE biggest jackasses ever




At some point I was laughing at pedestrians getting run over for crossing the road while texting.

Suckers...


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21984660 - 07/23/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

so many people in this thread suck


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF]
    #21984674 - 07/23/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Only time they bother me is when they're on some incredibly busy road and they're holding up traffic for like half a mile behind them. If you can't even go 20mph don't get on a road where the speed limit is 45mph. It's only happened once or twice. When I finally got up to them I honked at them, no one else had that I'd seen. Apparently scared the hell out of them and they thought they were gonna die. Could see it in the look on their face when they turned to look at me. Then they got angry and flipped me off.

I don't care if they're riding on the shoulder and I can just pass them by. If they fall and bust their ass while I'm following the law, then it's on them if they get hit.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21984676 - 07/23/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i ride on the curve all the time, cuz fuck riding in the same lane as cars going 50mph +, i may be an idiot, but i'm not a fucking idiot..





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Bassfreak said:
everytime i drive past one all i can think is "i hope someone hits and kills you" and im so so serious





im the opposite, im always like "man i hope no one hits that poor bastard.."


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF]
    #21984704 - 07/23/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:
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Cj-B said:
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1234go said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk




Because that's frowned upon even more, and sometimes even illegal.





This. It's illegal in Chicago and I've seen people ticketed for it before.



Woot woot chicago. Then you know how bad that shit is over by belmont and clark. Thats where i was




I live in the western suburbs near Dekalb/Aurora but I visit Chicago often enough that I know it's fairly bad. Pretty much every time I see a cyclist I'm always fuckin terrified that either I'm gonna get too close to them and hit them OR go too far AWAY from them and clip the oncoming instead. Especially when both sides of the street are entirely lined with parked cars and there seems like theres hardly enough room for 2 cars much less two cars AND a cyclist. Especially since cyclists are supposed to keep 4 feet between themselves and the parked cars...Not used to it when my normal surroundings are sleepy rural towns and corn fields.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21984730 - 07/23/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread embodies ignorance. Except for the people who have pointed out op is being a dick. Bikers have absolutely no negative impact on your life other than they irritate you. :lame:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21984785 - 07/23/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
everytime i drive past one all i can think is "i hope someone hits and kills you" and im so so serious


i love hearing stories of people dying in the city from being an ass while riding their bike

like get off the fuckinh road. bikes arent cars, stop acting like youre driving a car


the worst is when theres a fuckin sidewalk riiiight there but they still ride on the road. i purposely get as close as possible to them as i pass em. theres been times when ive yelled at them too and said something along the lines of "i hope you die" or "get off the fucking road"

seriously some cyclists are THE biggest jackasses ever




It looks to me like some of the "biggest jackasses ever" are some of the posters on this very thread.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365]
    #21984794 - 07/23/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it's not that they're ignorant, it;s just that cars are fucking dangerous and belong no where near bikes. and if u ride around cars then that's ur responsibility to stay safe, not the cars..

even if im riding in a bike lane im never ever going to comfortable riding in the same lane as cars, cuz no one is gonna watch out for me better than my own dang self..


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Void_Hawk] * 4
    #21984821 - 07/23/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's funny how you guys don't even acknowledge the positive impacts of biking, less traffic for you lazy assholes to drive around more, less air pollution which, healthier people which means less health care costs to society at large but your only argument is I don't like it I would rather be a negative drag on my community and others around me.

And in most large cities in America bikers are required or encouraged to use the streets so fuck off and write your mayor.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365] * 8
    #21984833 - 07/23/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Stop being such a butthurt fucking hippie.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21984836 - 07/23/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That was a great 4000th post


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365]
    #21984847 - 07/23/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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fbi365 said:
It's funny how you guys don't even acknowledge the positive impacts of biking, less traffic for you lazy assholes to drive around more, less air pollution which, healthier people which means less health care costs to society at large but your only argument is I don't like it I would rather be a negative drag on my community and others around me.

And in most large cities in America bikers are required or encouraged to use the streets so fuck off and write your mayor.





Absolutely it's great, but you don't need to wear speedos and professional quality pink knee socks while you do it :crankey:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365] * 2
    #21984850 - 07/23/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Okay so I'm going to start going to the grocery store on my bike and biking back an entire basket worth the groceries to be less of a drag on society. I'm gonna reduce health care costs by risking broken bones and other assorted trauma by riding around cars going 40+mph. I'm gonna create less traffic by riding a bike even though I have to ride that bike on road with said traffic and impede it as I simply can't go fast enough to keep up.  :ohyeahdefinitely:

Biking for everyone!


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21984855 - 07/23/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yuck. Street cyclists. Annoying as fuck, especially when they're like in a cycling group and they know a car is behind them but they refuse to move.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21984863 - 07/23/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A bike takes up a lot less space than a car. That should be obvious, I don't know why it had to be said.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21984873 - 07/23/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Stop being such a butthurt fucking hippie.




i dont normally enjoy ur posts cuz they;re trash,

but that was a pretty cool 4000th post :cool::thumbup:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 5
    #21984874 - 07/23/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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some people are dicks about it, but you have plenty of time to get where ever you're going, and their live's are more important than your impatience.



Haven't you been paying attention only Black Cyclists lives matter. :gc:


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