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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21988308 - 07/24/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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What rules have we broken?

And it's not like you're throwing us in a cell with him. Banning us wouldn't let us see him any quicker.





how about derailing this thread and trolling for starters


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21988312 - 07/24/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it seems the dangers of a bike hitting a walking person is not only lower in chance of happening, but the damage is also lower, compared to a bike getting hit by a car.

cars/trucks/and larger are way more harder to steer/navigate around objects, and judge distance to a bike, compared to a bike and a person.


i mean its hard enough when you have a 2 lane basic road, and all the retards with garages decide to park on the road anyways, so you have cars on each side parked, then you have to squeeze 2 cars between 2 cars on a 2 lane road, throw in a fucking retard on a bike and someone is going to just rage and do something stupid


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Prisoner#1] * 4
    #21988315 - 07/24/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Uhhhh ok well you have to ban koods if you do that.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21988316 - 07/24/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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404 said:
Uhhhh ok well you have to ban koods if you do that.





It's 100% true.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404] * 1
    #21988320 - 07/24/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I actually planned on banning everyone that has ever posted in the pub


except myself and maybe like one other person, then we can breed and repopulate the pub


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21988324 - 07/24/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



they just want to leave, why can't you just let them see whats outside of the pub


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21988332 - 07/24/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha just dont let the other one be fee or that numbers guy, fee would repopulate all the things and 240 would just end up fornicating with all the family members


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21988344 - 07/24/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

seriously tho that tv show really pisses me off, i just finished the last episode and im really disapointed and there's so many god dam holes in the story


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 404]
    #21988348 - 07/24/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Haha just dont let the other one be fee or that numbers guy, fee would repopulate all the things and 240 would just end up fornicating with all the family members





I was thinking sheekle... I dont think he's down with that but you know... he doesnt have a choice


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: g00ru]
    #21988350 - 07/24/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's not just about taking a little longer to get somewhere. I've already stated when it actually bothers me. In that instance they aren't just slowing down traffic, they're creating a hazard. For dozens upon dozens of cars what was once 2 lanes, becomes 1 lane, and you have a metric fuck ton of merging going on just to get around them. Road work can cause this same problem, but hey at least with road work you get advanced notice. You're given time to be able to merge before it's grid locked. With a bike, you don't figure out what's going on until you're so deep in the shit there is almost no escape.

Also in the situations I've encountered that fit that description, there was side walk, break down lane, turn lane and grass to utilize. Instead they chose to ride the road and force everyone to jump into a new lane just to get around them.

If you have other alternatives
but are holding up traffic on a main road for a half a fucking mile (I am not exaggerating) you are a HUGE asshole. I don't care what kind of justification you try and throw on top of it.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21988366 - 07/24/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If you have other alternatives but are holding up traffic on a main road for a half a fucking mile (I am not exaggerating) you are a HUGE asshole. I don't care what kind of justification you try and throw on top of it.




thats an extreme circumstance. normally cyclists are able to ride with a minimum of holdup especially in urban areas. but even still as a driver i honestly don't mind.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: g00ru]
    #21988378 - 07/24/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If you have other alternatives but are holding up traffic on a main road for a half a fucking mile (I am not exaggerating) you are a HUGE asshole. I don't care what kind of justification you try and throw on top of it.




you know the trolls on the internet, they are the same people who ride bikes, they are holding you up on purpose, just to troll you :trollhide:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21988393 - 07/24/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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In that instance they aren't just slowing down traffic, they're creating a hazard. For dozens upon dozens of cars what was once 2 lanes, becomes 1 lane, and you have a metric fuck ton of merging going on just to get around them. Road work can cause this same problem, but hey at least with road work you get advanced notice. You're given time to be able to merge before it's grid locked. With a bike, you don't figure out what's going on until you're so deep in the shit there is almost no escape.

Also in the situations I've encountered that fit that description, there was side walk, break down lane, turn lane and grass to utilize. Instead they chose to ride the road and force everyone to jump into a new lane just to get around them.

If you have other alternatives
but are holding up traffic on a main road for a half a fucking mile (I am not exaggerating) you are a HUGE asshole. I don't care what kind of justification you try and throw on top of it.






For what it's worth, I wholly 100% recognize and agree with this side of the debate.
I've been in that situation more times than I can remember. It's not so much the slowing
of traffic as it is the "wtf, you're retarded i could've hit your dumb ass".

The truth is, most drivers are mediocre driving and not paying attention.
One light swerve to the left or right and a cyclist would be done for.
There needs to be a better system set up, but you know that's least of our problems and won't happen.
So we should all chill the hell out and be cool with sharing the road.

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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21988395 - 07/24/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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it seems the dangers of a bike hitting a walking person is not only lower in chance of happening, but the damage is also lower, compared to a bike getting hit by a car.[quote/]

Fucking this shit right here.
I had a cop try and get me on my bike for riding sidewaks in a prestigious community, fucker couldn't catch me.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: drege]
    #21989230 - 07/24/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's funny there are a bunch of tripped out drug connoisseurs in this thread crying about people on bicycles not abiding by the law.  Live and let live and all that.

Most cops don't even give a fuck about a biker running a stop sign. Except for the one asshole who wrote me a ticket for running a stop light and called me part of the 'rogue bicycling element' in our city. I mighta deserved it since I was hooky bobbing with no light on at night, and slingshotted through an intersection lol.  He threw on his lights and followed me, but I was waving him past until I realized he was after me. I didn't even know that could happen. :rofl:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365]
    #21989614 - 07/24/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i used to commute 8 miles each way  to work via bike. fucking drivers suck. agro as fuck. i stopped because i came close to death on a weekly basis at least.

it's a shame to see bikers riding on obviously car-oriented roads though, highways even. 

nothing i hate worse than a road rage driver.  had a guy pull a gun on me before when i didn't even do shit, but apparently it was his hood.  this world is going to end soon.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: refried]
    #21989689 - 07/24/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have had shit thrown on me in DC. coulda been pee.  Here they do what's called rolling coal. Douchbags in huge jacked up pickups pull up next to bikers and drop it into low gear and floor it flooding the engine with diesel fuel and leaving the biker in a huge cloud of black smoke.  This is how I imagine OP.

One day I'm gonna catch one of those assholes at a stop light and hawk a lugie right at them.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365]
    #21989714 - 07/24/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just kick a dent in the door, or kick off the mirror.

I've only done it twice, and once was a on a streetbike, but they deserved it.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: fbi365] * 1
    #21989718 - 07/24/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I think it's funny there are a bunch of tripped out drug connoisseurs in this thread crying about people on bicycles not abiding by the law.  Live and let live and all that.

Most cops don't even give a fuck about a biker running a stop sign. Except for the one asshole who wrote me a ticket for running a stop light and called me part of the 'rogue bicycling element' in our city. I mighta deserved it since I was hooky bobbing with no light on at night, and slingshotted through an intersection lol.  He threw on his lights and followed me, but I was waving him past until I realized he was after me. I didn't even know that could happen. :rofl:





exactly, bikers think they can do anything they want

this id why people hate fucking bikers

like if you get hit and die, its just darwinism at its finest


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21989743 - 07/24/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you're fuckin lame bf.


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