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InvisibleJvF
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Fucking cyclists * 2
    #21984002 - 07/23/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Theres nothing worse than driving down a 1 lane busy street and having some asshole on a bike riding 2 feet between you and the parked cars on the right. Makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Short of hitting them, anyone got any ideas to impede these jags? Recently ive been stopping really close to the parked cars at stop lights so they cant pass


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF]
    #21984009 - 07/23/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I like to honk my horn right as I get behind them.


Timing has to be right though.  Don't need those assholes flinching right into my car.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF] * 9
    #21984013 - 07/23/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:
Theres nothing worse than driving down a 1 lane busy street and having some asshole on a bike riding 2 feet between you and the parked cars on the right. Makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Short of hitting them, anyone got any ideas to impede these jags? Recently ive been stopping really close to the parked cars at stop lights so they cant pass



You're a douche.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21984020 - 07/23/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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r00tuuu123 said:
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jfischer218 said:
Theres nothing worse than driving down a 1 lane busy street and having some asshole on a bike riding 2 feet between you and the parked cars on the right. Makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Short of hitting them, anyone got any ideas to impede these jags? Recently ive been stopping really close to the parked cars at stop lights so they cant pass



You're a douche.



Tell me youre not...one of them...


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF]
    #21984039 - 07/23/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:
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r00tuuu123 said:
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jfischer218 said:
Theres nothing worse than driving down a 1 lane busy street and having some asshole on a bike riding 2 feet between you and the parked cars on the right. Makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Short of hitting them, anyone got any ideas to impede these jags? Recently ive been stopping really close to the parked cars at stop lights so they cant pass



You're a douche.



Tell me youre not...one of them...



Hey I can hold a line buddy but have been hit once by some dick who didn't signal a right turn. Not fun.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21984044 - 07/23/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk, then if a pedestrian is in their way, they could like, stop or something, and sit off to the side of them?


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21984051 - 07/23/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk




Because that's frowned upon even more, and sometimes even illegal.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21984053 - 07/23/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im not saying theyre all bad but when theyre weaving in front of cars and back onto the side and being completely sporadic, like most i encounter, then i have a problem.

If i hit one of these assholes, its on me, not them.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 4
    #21984114 - 07/23/15 11:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk, then if a pedestrian is in their way, they could like, stop or something, and sit off to the side of them?




No. Bicycles are made for the road. The more bikes and fewer cars the better.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: koods]
    #21984132 - 07/23/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just run em over :shrug:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #21984156 - 07/23/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

some people are dicks about it, but you have plenty of time to get where ever you're going, and their live's are more important than your impatience.


more people should ride bikes.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 6
    #21984173 - 07/23/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I FUCKING HATE cyclists...

When I'm walking they zip past me and startle me. When I'm driving I'm paranoid that one of them will trip and I'll run over them and that somwhow it'll be my fault the guy was cycling between cars on a 4 lane 80km/h zone.

Bikes on the roads with cars is the dumbest fuking thing ever... Do you want to die? Every week a cyclist gets run over in Ottawa. Every god damn week. They still do it... We dont have enough bike lanes....I don't know i they get a ticket for riding on the sidewalk, but personally if I was stuck and need to bike somewhere, I would gladly take the ticket for riding on the sidewalk. I'm not going on the street, fuck that shit.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Patlal]
    #21984185 - 07/23/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I FUCKING HATE cyclists...

When I'm walking they zip past me and startle me. When I'm driving I'm paranoid that one of them will trip and I'll run over them and that somwhow it'll be my fault the guy was cycling between cars on a 4 lane 80km/h zone.

Bikes on the roads with cars is the dumbest fuking thing ever... Do you want to die? Every week a cyclist gets run over in Ottawa. Every god damn week. They still do it... We dont have enough bike lanes....I don't know i they get a ticket for riding on the sidewalk, but personally if I was stuck and need to bike somewhere, I would gladly take the ticket for riding on the sidewalk. I'm not going on the street, fuck that shit.





Here it is technically illegal to cycle on the sidewalk but I have NEVER seen/heard of anyone ever getting a ticket.  Personally, I think the cops appreciate that its actually safer for the cyclists to be on the sidewalk.

I've also never been stopped on the sidewalk and been passed by an uncountable amount of police.  Cycles on the road is dangerous for both drivers and cyclists.


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF] * 5
    #21984194 - 07/23/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21984202 - 07/23/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shiithead said:




Thats the most beautiful thing ive seen all week


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21984228 - 07/23/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shiithead said:




Thats the most beautiful thing ive seen all week




Amen

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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21984297 - 07/23/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shiithead said:





Grandma had to get to Country Kitchen Buffet in time for the early bird special. :shrug:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #21984552 - 07/23/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't really mind cyclists as such, I am one myself, but you don't really need to wear super special yellow socks, and professional reflective orange wrap around cyclist glasses and have really gross legs to ride your bike to work. Makes me kind of homocidal sometimes. Fuck cyclists :crankey:

PS. also pisses me off when people pull their socks up to their fkin anus when they go for a jog. WTF just wear normal socks for gods sakes :kingcrankey:


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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: Shiithead]
    #21984558 - 07/23/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shiithead said:





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Re: Fucking cyclists [Re: 1234go]
    #21984586 - 07/23/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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1234go said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I don't understand why cyclists can't use the sidewalk




Because that's frowned upon even more, and sometimes even illegal.





This. It's illegal in Chicago and I've seen people ticketed for it before.


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