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OfflineCrystal G
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If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD?
    #21982912 - 07/23/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just found this really funny video on Facebook today: https://www.facebook.com/Musik/videos/10153180794013702/?pnref=story

And it really got me thinking. What would you guys do in this situation?

edit: Awww fuck man I meant to add a post. See next post for poll


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982916 - 07/23/15 01:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Poll here
What Would You Do?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #21982926 - 07/23/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

turn around and shoot him in his chest :raisemyglass: then bang my girl on top of his dead body


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21982931 - 07/23/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I chose "Let him smash" but ya know… that's cause I'm the girl in that situation :lolsy:

I'd probably grab his hand and stick it further up my crotch.

He'd be like "Ew bitch please…. give me my hand back." :bored:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982960 - 07/23/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is the guys name Kali and the action muscle slapped or Kali Muscle and the action is slapped.

Who the fuck is Kali Muscle


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982973 - 07/23/15 02:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hey im kali muscle



lot of sodium tho!
sodium is my creatine nigga!
:macdre:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21982975 - 07/23/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
    #21982989 - 07/23/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Theres a video of him making a cheap calorie bomb of a meal
ramen noodles, etc etc etc


he says whati said


lot of sodium tho!


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21982995 - 07/23/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:youthemandawg:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #21982999 - 07/23/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
    #21983002 - 07/23/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden]
    #21983003 - 07/23/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

First two are real last two are fake. Who gives a fuck :tee:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983030 - 07/23/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pro tip is get on a body buidlers back and choke them out. they can't reach their shoulders let alone their back and that dude is going to be out like a light before he can do anything.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21983033 - 07/23/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well I trained Kali/Escrima an Indonesion/Philipino Knife and stick fighting regiment for s good long while along with a few other MMA style martial arts.  If somebody did this to my girl I would probably go absolutely apeshit then call the cops on said dickbag.

Even if I got my ass beat, I was bought up that you may not be the best in the fight but had damn well better be the meanest. I'd break that guys nose at least.  That shit ain't right.

Also I'm a fairly big dude myself so I've got that going for me.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21983034 - 07/23/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle



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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21983038 - 07/23/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983041 - 07/23/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle






That guy is grotesque.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983042 - 07/23/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983045 - 07/23/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.




Why is it that every guy on the internet suddenly acts like they are all professional MMA fighters? :facepalm:

That guy would FUCK YOU UP. No question about it.

You know how Chris Rock says "When you're in an argument with a man who's bigger than you, there's a zone that I don't go into."

I totally follow that rule. If I see a man who has more than 50lbs on me, or if they're over 5 inches in height to me, I tend to avoid confrontation with them (and yes, I have gotten in fights with men before, but I don't typically go for them unless we are similar in stature and I'm confident I can't hold my own against them).


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983047 - 07/23/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983049 - 07/23/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.




I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a  fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. :lol:

And honestly, I feel like fucking that guy would be the equivalent of fucking a gorilla. :lolsy: Like really…. what's the difference between that guy and a gorilla?


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983058 - 07/23/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well as I said before probably yeah!  :lolsy: But the way I see it everybody has at least one good ass kicking comin your way. (I know I do)
  Also I wasn't exactly a novice either.  I was an all state football player (lineman) in Texas and nearly went into some MMA tourneys but realized it takes a special kind of dude to want to get hit in the face on a regular basis. :lol:  So I put the martial arts training on the back burner and focused on sports and Jazz music.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983061 - 07/23/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I also have gotten into the ring with a few bulkier guys and no kidding they can be kinda slow on their take-downs.  Plus I don't give a fuck who you are you get popped in the bridge of the nose a few good times... I promise, you're not having a fun night.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983064 - 07/23/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd probably let her deal with him and/or kick his brain across the room.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Matt87]
    #21983066 - 07/23/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I mean where I grew up that shit just didn't fly.  If you smacked a random girls ass, like expect to get some sort of repercussions some from that.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983068 - 07/23/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.




I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a  fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. :lol:

And honestly, I feel like fucking that guy would be the equivalent of fucking a gorilla. :lolsy: Like really…. what's the difference between that guy and a gorilla?




dude guys like this have tiny little winky dicks. they dont do cock pushups and the roids shrink their ballbags down to the size of peas. it wouldnt be like fucking a gorilla it'd be like a fucking a whiteboard marker


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21983072 - 07/23/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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dude guys like this have tiny little winky dicks. they dont do cock pushups and the roids shrink their ballbags down to the size of peas. it wouldnt be like fucking a gorilla it'd be like a fucking a whiteboard marker




Depends what roids they take. Testosterone makes your dick harder than ever before. Steroids like deca give you "deca dick" aka you can't get it up for months and months. All that stuff about roids is all a myth, it all depends on what compounds you use.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21983073 - 07/23/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But I'm pretty sure Crystal G is into that right?


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 2
    #21983084 - 07/23/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal's dick is for sure bigger than that guys


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods] * 2
    #21983111 - 07/23/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Are there any drugs you don't take Crystal.... Your body's like shulgins fucking labratory


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21983118 - 07/23/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

before thinking about it i would probably have cried in the corner, now i know calling the police is an option i'd call the police.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21983121 - 07/23/15 04:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

His mother named him Kali Muscle? :blush:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: teamkiller]
    #21983123 - 07/23/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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before thinking about it i would probably have cried in the corner, now i know calling the police is an option i'd call the police.



Ohh TK. They make things worse sometimes though. I get that not many people would feel confident fighting a monster but I personally wouldn't call the police even if I didn't fight it out.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #21983219 - 07/23/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd kick him in the balls as hard as i could the second his back turned to me


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21983222 - 07/23/15 06:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:whathesaid: you could bench press 600 pounds but a swift kick to the stones will topple even the toughest man


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
    #21983525 - 07/23/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle






That guy is grotesque.




You'd still suck him


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Patlal]
    #21983529 - 07/23/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

As for the poll. I voted that I would take a beating, but the truth is, I'd probably pussy out and pretend it didn't happen


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden]
    #21983542 - 07/23/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Patlal]
    #21983547 - 07/23/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen guys like that take beatdowns from much smaller guys. But I'd just hit him with a brick or a board with a nail in it and make castanets out of his shriveled testicles.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21983569 - 07/23/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When it comes to fighting and experience, weight really does not matter if you KNOW how to fight. 150lb person who has experience in fighting, against a guy who does not know how to fight and is dragged down by his massive size and muscles, the smaller guy WILL win.
A good example is Mariusz Pudzianowski. Look at the size and strength of that guy.. but... he gave MMA a try but got pretty much wrecked. Size is NOT all that.

I'd be more scared of small guys like the Muay Thai beasts in Thailand, etc.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: daz01]
    #21983621 - 07/23/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends what kind of fight were talking about, boxing/ sparring/mma, you're right. But if I'm there to hurt you because I hate you or whatever reason, you could he a jui jitsu master and I'll grab your balls and squeeze, bite you, rip your hair or grab your clothes, whatever it takes to make sure I'm the one who hurts you and that I'll be the one walking away.

I won't resort to that unless I really want to hurt or just hate the person though, but I will do what it takes to win, theres no rules or respect for the other person in a real fight against someone you hate or if you're truly defending yourself, only winners.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21983675 - 07/23/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Even if you play dirty like eye gouging, etc, I'd still not fuck with someone who knows combat sports like jiu-jitsu or kick-boxing.. whatever.. you'll be out cold before you can count to 5 seconds, whether it's getting choked or kicked in the head.
My mums friend is a karate black belt, done it for several decades. Himself and his wife were out drinking late at night and they got confronted by 2 thugs with fucking KNIFES... KNIFES... the guy destroyed them, sent them both to hospital with broken arms.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21983678 - 07/23/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.




Why is it that every guy on the internet suddenly acts like they are all professional MMA fighters? :facepalm:

That guy would FUCK YOU UP. No question about it





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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983700 - 07/23/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would never in one million years bang a tranny, or lose to a big guy in a fight.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: daz01]
    #21983711 - 07/23/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah you definitely got a point, I'm not saying I'd win by doing that, but I would attempt to play dirty if I didn't think there was another way. Some of those martial arts man.......you don't even see or know how they took you down sometimes


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21983759 - 07/23/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah you definitely got a point, I'm not saying I'd win by doing that, but I would attempt to play dirty if I didn't think there was another way. Some of those martial arts man.......you don't even see or know how they took you down sometimes




I am not surprised they think they are superior. It is a very powerful feeling, able to physically own everyone asses. lool


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    #21983777 - 07/23/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Even if you play dirty like eye gouging, etc, I'd still not fuck with someone who knows combat sports like jiu-jitsu or kick-boxing.. whatever.. you'll be out cold before you can count to 5 seconds, whether it's getting choked or kicked in the head.
My mums friend is a karate black belt, done it for several decades. Himself and his wife were out drinking late at night and they got confronted by 2 thugs with fucking KNIFES... KNIFES... the guy destroyed them, sent them both to hospital with broken arms.


I know a guy like that he is a good friend I've known him for 30 years and to look at the guy you'd think he just a friendly stoner slight of build like 160 lbs'he's 1n his 60s' and takes 2 months off every summer to travel and train all over the world I think the only discipline he's not versed in is Capoierra and he even says don't fuck with those guys.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983779 - 07/23/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd give him either the mom look or a verbal beat-down.  Depends on the setting and my mood.  Burke would probably say something to the jerk, too.  I doubt anything like this would ever happen to us, though.


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    #21983799 - 07/23/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That type of thing doesn't happen in real life.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Capers]
    #21983801 - 07/23/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I would never in one million years bang a tranny, or lose to a big guy in a fight.





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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983805 - 07/23/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983840 - 07/23/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.




I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a  fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. :lol:




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983896 - 07/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.


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    #21983950 - 07/23/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.



85 mph with a bottle? Why aren't you pitching in the Majors? Fuck Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan couldn't throw a bottle that fast. :thatsayes:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21983954 - 07/23/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.



85 mph with a bottle? Why aren't you pitching in the Majors? Fuck Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan couldn't throw a bottle that fast. :thatsayes:




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21984126 - 07/23/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or you could just, you know, shoot him :shrug:


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    #21984143 - 07/23/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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    #21984543 - 07/23/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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:whathesaid: you could bench press 600 pounds but a swift kick to the stones will topple even the toughest man



Just so you don't keep that in the back of your mind thinking of it as a trump card, that has only ever happened to me once. I got kicked and kneed in the balls probably 50 times in the last 8 years and all that happens is I tap them within a second or two or in Thai class I'll turn their brain off THEN feel that pain. Sometimes they begin apologizing instantaneously and I just step away for a minute for the pain. Ball kicking can be finicky, the only way to stay safe in a fight is daily training.

Side note- the one time I actually did get taken out instantly without hulking out first was when I was just learning to knee in the clinch. I was standing on one leg and got kneed off my foot up into the air a few inches. I just crumpled. It felt like my dick was 2D.


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    #21984578 - 07/23/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #21984582 - 07/23/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hypothetical scenarios call for hypothetical reactions :shrug:


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    #21984610 - 07/23/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:



I train every day with pros. I'm a high level jiu jitsu player and kickboxer. I think most people are speculating but I know exactly what would happen. I'm not guessing. I have multiple 300 pound guys that I train with who would never attempt to fight me. You're right though, not EVERYONE can be a killer.


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    #21984903 - 07/23/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:



My Dad is a semi-pro bodybuilder and placed in a few competitions.  You can't assume just because someone is ripped they're going to know how to fight.  Just saying.  Just because you're ripped doesn't make you superman. 

Ever been hit real Fuckin hard right in the bridge of the nose?  I don't give a shit WHO you are that shit hurts.

Either way all I was saying is just because you're intimidating doesn't give you the right to grab somebody's ass who is clearly with somebody else.

This is a weird thread though.  Why do you glorify muscles so much?


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    #21985153 - 07/23/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.



Same here. I would ignore the immediate reptile brain reaction and instead just get safely out of there. Then wait 24 hours or however long it takes, track him down and neutralize him using technology. There are lots of more options available to you when you control the modalities.


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    #21985303 - 07/23/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lol. I'd prolly speak to him in a way to make him seem like a complete idiot and remorseful for doing that. If he was lewd enough about it id let everything go red and rush him no questions asked, there are certain lines you dont cross. I would really try to avoid fighting a guy that size if I could but if I absolutely had to I'd hit him very fast and brutal as i can in the nose, throat, kneecaps, and balls while circling and moving backwards before he has a good chance to react or if he does before he can rush me and get a hold of me. Then id stomp him out while he's down if I manage to get him down. I would maybe win 3 to 5 times out of 10 times doing that.

Half the battle is won already if you show a big guy like that that youre kinda crazy and willing to go farther than he is. He is going to reevaluate whether it's a good idea to lose an eye or something over some psycho on the street and they're not used to guys not being afraid of them. If by some bad luck he knows how to fight and is not worried of getting hurt badly in a fight over some dumb shit, I'd prolly stab him in the neck with my knife to save myself. If you carry yourself like you can handle yourself, nobody is going to slap your girls ass anyways. Its not even being overtly 'macho' its just a vibe people catch. This sort of thing doesn't happen unless you're a scared person in the wrong place who looks like a target and even then it has a low chance of happening.


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Shoot him. Bullets hurt big guys just as much as little ones. :bigyesnod:


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    #21986422 - 07/23/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:




I did train in MMA for about 15 years. Jiu Jitsu, Krav Maga, Chin Na, Gong Fu, Tai Chi Chuan. I've been out of it for several years now however.
Not saying I would kick the dude's ass..I only fight in self defense. But I had to lol when you said anyone here would get their ass beat.

It's a very common misconception that big giant muscular dudes will kick anyone's ass. I've seen dudes that size get their ass handed to them by dudes half their size, many times.
Muscle mass does not equal fighting prowess, sorry. In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one.
That's what many of the arts are all about. Size means close to nothing. Arts like Chin Na, dude punches you and you break or dislocate his arm with his own force. Aikido, same thing.. the more force someone comes at you with, the more they are likely to get hurt or thrown 20 feet across the room. Jiu Jitsu, well you can watch the countless videos of the tiny Gracies submitting dudes 2-3x their size.

Size is most definitely not everything, not when it comes to fighting. They may be able to bench press 500 lbs, that doesn't mean they can kick anyone's ass.
A massive dude may be intimidating.. but they may not know how to fight for shit. And chances are they don't, because most people who are trained fighters don't get THAT huge.
He's more like a professional bodybuilder, who focuses only on gaining muscle mass and getting as ripped as possible. Not a ninja.
Fighters can get ripped too, and sometimes get huge, depending on body type. But they are usually more lean as they focus more on agility.
I'd put my money on that dude getting his ass handed to him in the Octagon.

And if you're trying to imply that all shroomerites are just junkie weaklings that live in their mom's basement and can't fight for shit, well you'd be wrong.
I know several shroomerites that could stand toe to toe with him and probably send him home with his tail between his legs.

Glorify huge muscles if you like, but don't try and say they would kick anyone's ass, because you'd be wrong. Big dudes just fall harder.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21986796 - 07/23/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I just found this really funny video on Facebook today: https://www.facebook.com/Musik/videos/10153180794013702/?pnref=story

And it really got me thinking. What would you guys do in this situation?

edit: Awww fuck man I meant to add a post. See next post for poll




See if gf is ok with it, if she smiles ok then probably blush.


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    #21987063 - 07/23/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

here are some reasons you shouldn't fuck with people you don't know(even if you're a lot bigger than them)






















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Chin na :manofapproval:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21987164 - 07/23/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is inspiring me to learn Jiu Jitsu

It just so happens that the gym in my town has a Jiu Jitsu training program

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21988266 - 07/24/15 01:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell.  If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.


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    #21988313 - 07/24/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

raise yo fuckin middle finger!

and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! :laugh:

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    #21988339 - 07/24/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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raise yo fuckin middle finger!

and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! :laugh:







not likely, it's sexual battery, here in georgia I can shoot the fucker


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21988357 - 07/24/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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raise yo fuckin middle finger!

and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! :laugh:







not likely, it's sexual battery, here in georgia I can shoot the fucker




that would be my last resort. honestly i prefer if my girl shoots him lol.

no it's just a stand your ground situation whatever the cost.


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    #21990249 - 07/24/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell.  If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
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Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell.  If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.




This is the best answer yet :lolsy:




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21990494 - 07/24/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)




Im kali muscle!
Lot of sodium tho!


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    #21990590 - 07/24/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I like Kail Muscle. He sounds like a great guy, good humour, knows his shit and you can always learn something from him.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21991570 - 07/24/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:




I did train in MMA for about 15 years. Jiu Jitsu, Krav Maga, Chin Na, Gong Fu, Tai Chi Chuan. I've been out of it for several years now however.
Not saying I would kick the dude's ass..I only fight in self defense. But I had to lol when you said anyone here would get their ass beat.

It's a very common misconception that big giant muscular dudes will kick anyone's ass. I've seen dudes that size get their ass handed to them by dudes half their size, many times.
Muscle mass does not equal fighting prowess, sorry. In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one.
That's what many of the arts are all about. Size means close to nothing. Arts like Chin Na, dude punches you and you break or dislocate his arm with his own force. Aikido, same thing.. the more force someone comes at you with, the more they are likely to get hurt or thrown 20 feet across the room. Jiu Jitsu, well you can watch the countless videos of the tiny Gracies submitting dudes 2-3x their size.

Size is most definitely not everything, not when it comes to fighting. They may be able to bench press 500 lbs, that doesn't mean they can kick anyone's ass.
A massive dude may be intimidating.. but they may not know how to fight for shit. And chances are they don't, because most people who are trained fighters don't get THAT huge.
He's more like a professional bodybuilder, who focuses only on gaining muscle mass and getting as ripped as possible. Not a ninja.
Fighters can get ripped too, and sometimes get huge, depending on body type. But they are usually more lean as they focus more on agility.
I'd put my money on that dude getting his ass handed to him in the Octagon.

And if you're trying to imply that all shroomerites are just junkie weaklings that live in their mom's basement and can't fight for shit, well you'd be wrong.
I know several shroomerites that could stand toe to toe with him and probably send him home with his tail between his legs.

Glorify huge muscles if you like, but don't try and say they would kick anyone's ass, because you'd be wrong. Big dudes just fall harder.




Oh really? Size doesn't matter?

Check out a super slow-ass 600lb sumo going up against a 170lb fighter. It's not even a match bro :lol: The 170lb guy could barely even move him; the only reason he won is cause he got some lucky punches in (also I have a feeling this type of "freak fight show" was staged). But if this were a IRL fight with no rules, that 600lb sumo guy would have won.

I watch a lot of fighting. There's a really good one of Kazushi Sakuraba getting his ass beat by somebody close to 100lbs heavier than him. Honestly I didn't even think it was a fair fight and it was really hard to watch, considering it was just this tiny guy getting the shit beat out of him by somebody wayyyyy bigger than him.

Also, within fighting, there are different weight-classes.



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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21991598 - 07/24/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

And all the big guy did was lay on him. :shrug: Also a bad example because your big guy tapped out and received the majority of the injuries. Big guy couldn't maneuver anywhere near as well as the small guy. The only reason the big guy even caught the little guy is because the little guy made a miscalculated move.

Saying the big guy would've won if there were no rules is also false. The little guy is obeying rules as well. Fat guy lays on little guy, little guy gouges out his eyes before he can even do anything. Little guy still wins. Big guy just can't move fast enough to really do much.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21991640 - 07/24/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Does anybody know which Sakuraba fight I'm talking about? The one where he's like fighting a guy who's like 6'5" 250lbs. I remember watching that one and having to turn it off cause it wasn't even a fair fight. It was either a K1 or Pride or Dynamite match. The opponent was hispanic-looking, I don't really remember his name.


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    #21991657 - 07/24/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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And all the big guy did was lay on him. :shrug: Also a bad example because your big guy tapped out and received the majority of the injuries. Big guy couldn't maneuver anywhere near as well as the small guy. The only reason the big guy even caught the little guy is because the little guy made a miscalculated move.

Saying the big guy would've won if there were no rules is also false. The little guy is obeying rules as well. Fat guy lays on little guy, little guy gouges out his eyes before he can even do anything. Little guy still wins. Big guy just can't move fast enough to really do much.




Man… have you ever tried to shove a 600lb sumo guy as hard as you can? It's like shoving a brick wall. You could have a running start, and slam your body into them with all your might, and they wouldn't even budge. It's crazy how much power they have simply because they weigh so much.

Like come on, of course the bigger, fatter guy is going to be stronger, that's just common sense and just how physics works.

Like really, if size didn't matter, then why would they even have weight-classes in MMA? Why not pit lightweights against heavyweights and see what happens? :flowstone:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21991720 - 07/24/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lol! You're talking about the Ricardo Arona fight back in pride. That sumo fight you posted makes me laugh so hard for some reason.


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    #21991724 - 07/24/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He's not saying size doesn't matter at all. He's saying it does not just automatically equal the ability to win fights. He even says as much
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In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one.




The reasons there are different weight classes is because they're all trained fighters, when people are equally trained, of course size is going to matter. But not every jacked dude out there knows how to fight, I'd even wager it means they're less likely to be able to fight because everyone is intimidated by them so they're never forced to really learn.

A trained fighter also doesn't have to rely on shoving and slinging their opponent around to win. So it doesn't matter if a 170 pound dude can't shove around a big guy, there are plenty of other avenues to take to victory.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: saenchai]
    #21991730 - 07/24/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Lol! You're talking about the Ricardo Arona fight back in pride. That sumo fight you posted makes me laugh so hard for some reason.




No, it wasn't Arona. I remember seeing Arona vs Sakuraba fight, and Sakuraba got fucked up and his face all bloody :lol: but it was a pretty fair fight in terms of size and weight-class.

The guy I'm talking about was WAYYYYY bigger than Arona, he appeared to be about a foot taller than Sakuraba and had 50-100lbs extra on him. He was really muscular and jacked too.

When I saw that fight I remember thinking "This fight is bullshit, this isn't even a fair fight" and turning that shit off, I was so mad. :bored:


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    #21991847 - 07/24/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha damn. I would hate to see sakuraba get beat like that. I don't remember seeing that fight maybe it was later in his career


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Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle






That guy is grotesque.





That's just not normal, fuck that shit.

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