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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Turtletotem]
#21990275 - 07/24/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21990494 - 07/24/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im kali muscle! Lot of sodium tho!
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
#21990590 - 07/24/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like Kail Muscle. He sounds like a great guy, good humour, knows his shit and you can always learn something from him.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
#21991570 - 07/24/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. 
I did train in MMA for about 15 years. Jiu Jitsu, Krav Maga, Chin Na, Gong Fu, Tai Chi Chuan. I've been out of it for several years now however. Not saying I would kick the dude's ass..I only fight in self defense. But I had to lol when you said anyone here would get their ass beat.
It's a very common misconception that big giant muscular dudes will kick anyone's ass. I've seen dudes that size get their ass handed to them by dudes half their size, many times. Muscle mass does not equal fighting prowess, sorry. In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one. That's what many of the arts are all about. Size means close to nothing. Arts like Chin Na, dude punches you and you break or dislocate his arm with his own force. Aikido, same thing.. the more force someone comes at you with, the more they are likely to get hurt or thrown 20 feet across the room. Jiu Jitsu, well you can watch the countless videos of the tiny Gracies submitting dudes 2-3x their size.
Size is most definitely not everything, not when it comes to fighting. They may be able to bench press 500 lbs, that doesn't mean they can kick anyone's ass. A massive dude may be intimidating.. but they may not know how to fight for shit. And chances are they don't, because most people who are trained fighters don't get THAT huge. He's more like a professional bodybuilder, who focuses only on gaining muscle mass and getting as ripped as possible. Not a ninja. Fighters can get ripped too, and sometimes get huge, depending on body type. But they are usually more lean as they focus more on agility. I'd put my money on that dude getting his ass handed to him in the Octagon.
And if you're trying to imply that all shroomerites are just junkie weaklings that live in their mom's basement and can't fight for shit, well you'd be wrong. I know several shroomerites that could stand toe to toe with him and probably send him home with his tail between his legs.
Glorify huge muscles if you like, but don't try and say they would kick anyone's ass, because you'd be wrong. Big dudes just fall harder.
Oh really? Size doesn't matter?
Check out a super slow-ass 600lb sumo going up against a 170lb fighter. It's not even a match bro The 170lb guy could barely even move him; the only reason he won is cause he got some lucky punches in (also I have a feeling this type of "freak fight show" was staged). But if this were a IRL fight with no rules, that 600lb sumo guy would have won.
I watch a lot of fighting. There's a really good one of Kazushi Sakuraba getting his ass beat by somebody close to 100lbs heavier than him. Honestly I didn't even think it was a fair fight and it was really hard to watch, considering it was just this tiny guy getting the shit beat out of him by somebody wayyyyy bigger than him.
Also, within fighting, there are different weight-classes.
Edited by Crystal G (07/24/15 06:09 PM)
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21991598 - 07/24/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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And all the big guy did was lay on him. Also a bad example because your big guy tapped out and received the majority of the injuries. Big guy couldn't maneuver anywhere near as well as the small guy. The only reason the big guy even caught the little guy is because the little guy made a miscalculated move.
Saying the big guy would've won if there were no rules is also false. The little guy is obeying rules as well. Fat guy lays on little guy, little guy gouges out his eyes before he can even do anything. Little guy still wins. Big guy just can't move fast enough to really do much.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21991640 - 07/24/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does anybody know which Sakuraba fight I'm talking about? The one where he's like fighting a guy who's like 6'5" 250lbs. I remember watching that one and having to turn it off cause it wasn't even a fair fight. It was either a K1 or Pride or Dynamite match. The opponent was hispanic-looking, I don't really remember his name.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21991657 - 07/24/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: And all the big guy did was lay on him. Also a bad example because your big guy tapped out and received the majority of the injuries. Big guy couldn't maneuver anywhere near as well as the small guy. The only reason the big guy even caught the little guy is because the little guy made a miscalculated move.
Saying the big guy would've won if there were no rules is also false. The little guy is obeying rules as well. Fat guy lays on little guy, little guy gouges out his eyes before he can even do anything. Little guy still wins. Big guy just can't move fast enough to really do much.
Man… have you ever tried to shove a 600lb sumo guy as hard as you can? It's like shoving a brick wall. You could have a running start, and slam your body into them with all your might, and they wouldn't even budge. It's crazy how much power they have simply because they weigh so much.
Like come on, of course the bigger, fatter guy is going to be stronger, that's just common sense and just how physics works.
Like really, if size didn't matter, then why would they even have weight-classes in MMA? Why not pit lightweights against heavyweights and see what happens?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21991720 - 07/24/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol! You're talking about the Ricardo Arona fight back in pride. That sumo fight you posted makes me laugh so hard for some reason.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21991724 - 07/24/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's not saying size doesn't matter at all. He's saying it does not just automatically equal the ability to win fights. He even says as much Quote:
Shroomism said: In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one.
The reasons there are different weight classes is because they're all trained fighters, when people are equally trained, of course size is going to matter. But not every jacked dude out there knows how to fight, I'd even wager it means they're less likely to be able to fight because everyone is intimidated by them so they're never forced to really learn.
A trained fighter also doesn't have to rely on shoving and slinging their opponent around to win. So it doesn't matter if a 170 pound dude can't shove around a big guy, there are plenty of other avenues to take to victory.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: saenchai]
#21991730 - 07/24/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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saenchai said: Lol! You're talking about the Ricardo Arona fight back in pride. That sumo fight you posted makes me laugh so hard for some reason.
No, it wasn't Arona. I remember seeing Arona vs Sakuraba fight, and Sakuraba got fucked up and his face all bloody but it was a pretty fair fight in terms of size and weight-class.
The guy I'm talking about was WAYYYYY bigger than Arona, he appeared to be about a foot taller than Sakuraba and had 50-100lbs extra on him. He was really muscular and jacked too.
When I saw that fight I remember thinking "This fight is bullshit, this isn't even a fair fight" and turning that shit off, I was so mad.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21991796 - 07/24/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: teamkiller]
#21991847 - 07/24/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha damn. I would hate to see sakuraba get beat like that. I don't remember seeing that fight maybe it was later in his career
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
#21991941 - 07/24/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle

That guy is grotesque.
That's just not normal, fuck that shit.
I value my health, but that in my opinion, is going off the deep end.
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