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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 3
#21984582 - 07/23/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21984610 - 07/23/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. 
I train every day with pros. I'm a high level jiu jitsu player and kickboxer. I think most people are speculating but I know exactly what would happen. I'm not guessing. I have multiple 300 pound guys that I train with who would never attempt to fight me. You're right though, not EVERYONE can be a killer.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21984903 - 07/23/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. 
My Dad is a semi-pro bodybuilder and placed in a few competitions. You can't assume just because someone is ripped they're going to know how to fight. Just saying. Just because you're ripped doesn't make you superman.
Ever been hit real Fuckin hard right in the bridge of the nose? I don't give a shit WHO you are that shit hurts.
Either way all I was saying is just because you're intimidating doesn't give you the right to grab somebody's ass who is clearly with somebody else.
This is a weird thread though. Why do you glorify muscles so much?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
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Where is Sunshine when you need him?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21985153 - 07/23/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: I chose "take a beatdown" But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.
Same here. I would ignore the immediate reptile brain reaction and instead just get safely out of there. Then wait 24 hours or however long it takes, track him down and neutralize him using technology. There are lots of more options available to you when you control the modalities.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21985303 - 07/23/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol. I'd prolly speak to him in a way to make him seem like a complete idiot and remorseful for doing that. If he was lewd enough about it id let everything go red and rush him no questions asked, there are certain lines you dont cross. I would really try to avoid fighting a guy that size if I could but if I absolutely had to I'd hit him very fast and brutal as i can in the nose, throat, kneecaps, and balls while circling and moving backwards before he has a good chance to react or if he does before he can rush me and get a hold of me. Then id stomp him out while he's down if I manage to get him down. I would maybe win 3 to 5 times out of 10 times doing that.
Half the battle is won already if you show a big guy like that that youre kinda crazy and willing to go farther than he is. He is going to reevaluate whether it's a good idea to lose an eye or something over some psycho on the street and they're not used to guys not being afraid of them. If by some bad luck he knows how to fight and is not worried of getting hurt badly in a fight over some dumb shit, I'd prolly stab him in the neck with my knife to save myself. If you carry yourself like you can handle yourself, nobody is going to slap your girls ass anyways. Its not even being overtly 'macho' its just a vibe people catch. This sort of thing doesn't happen unless you're a scared person in the wrong place who looks like a target and even then it has a low chance of happening.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21985513 - 07/23/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shoot him. Bullets hurt big guys just as much as little ones.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 5
#21986199 - 07/23/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. 

As if you aren't one of the hugest blowhards on the shroomery.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] 3
#21986422 - 07/23/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. 
I did train in MMA for about 15 years. Jiu Jitsu, Krav Maga, Chin Na, Gong Fu, Tai Chi Chuan. I've been out of it for several years now however. Not saying I would kick the dude's ass..I only fight in self defense. But I had to lol when you said anyone here would get their ass beat.
It's a very common misconception that big giant muscular dudes will kick anyone's ass. I've seen dudes that size get their ass handed to them by dudes half their size, many times. Muscle mass does not equal fighting prowess, sorry. In many cases, their size can become a disadvantage to them if they aren't a trained fighter and are fighting against one. That's what many of the arts are all about. Size means close to nothing. Arts like Chin Na, dude punches you and you break or dislocate his arm with his own force. Aikido, same thing.. the more force someone comes at you with, the more they are likely to get hurt or thrown 20 feet across the room. Jiu Jitsu, well you can watch the countless videos of the tiny Gracies submitting dudes 2-3x their size.
Size is most definitely not everything, not when it comes to fighting. They may be able to bench press 500 lbs, that doesn't mean they can kick anyone's ass. A massive dude may be intimidating.. but they may not know how to fight for shit. And chances are they don't, because most people who are trained fighters don't get THAT huge. He's more like a professional bodybuilder, who focuses only on gaining muscle mass and getting as ripped as possible. Not a ninja. Fighters can get ripped too, and sometimes get huge, depending on body type. But they are usually more lean as they focus more on agility. I'd put my money on that dude getting his ass handed to him in the Octagon.
And if you're trying to imply that all shroomerites are just junkie weaklings that live in their mom's basement and can't fight for shit, well you'd be wrong. I know several shroomerites that could stand toe to toe with him and probably send him home with his tail between his legs.
Glorify huge muscles if you like, but don't try and say they would kick anyone's ass, because you'd be wrong. Big dudes just fall harder.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21986796 - 07/23/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I just found this really funny video on Facebook today: https://www.facebook.com/Musik/videos/10153180794013702/?pnref=story
And it really got me thinking. What would you guys do in this situation?
edit: Awww fuck man I meant to add a post. See next post for poll
See if gf is ok with it, if she smiles ok then probably blush.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21987063 - 07/23/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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here are some reasons you shouldn't fuck with people you don't know(even if you're a lot bigger than them)




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21987098 - 07/23/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
#21987164 - 07/23/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is inspiring me to learn Jiu Jitsu
It just so happens that the gym in my town has a Jiu Jitsu training program
I wanna be able to fuck people up without even hitting them
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
#21987202 - 07/23/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Chin na 
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21988266 - 07/24/15 01:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell. If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: cubedryeguy]
#21988313 - 07/24/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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raise yo fuckin middle finger!
and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! 
but hopefully, that just won't happen!
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: g00ru] 1
#21988339 - 07/24/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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g00ru said: raise yo fuckin middle finger!
and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! 
not likely, it's sexual battery, here in georgia I can shoot the fucker
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21988357 - 07/24/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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g00ru said: raise yo fuckin middle finger!
and say something to him, and possibly get your ass kicked! 
not likely, it's sexual battery, here in georgia I can shoot the fucker
that would be my last resort. honestly i prefer if my girl shoots him lol.
no it's just a stand your ground situation whatever the cost.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: cubedryeguy]
#21990249 - 07/24/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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cubedryeguy said: Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell. If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.
This is the best answer yet
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21990261 - 07/24/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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cubedryeguy said: Hello everyone! Long time lurker here and I'm not sure why this is my first post but what the hell. If you really want to piss the guy off like he pissed you off tell your girl to walk ahead, then sneak up behind him and slap him on the ass. When he turns around wink at him and run like hell.
This is the best answer yet 
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