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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: daz01]
    #21983621 - 07/23/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends what kind of fight were talking about, boxing/ sparring/mma, you're right. But if I'm there to hurt you because I hate you or whatever reason, you could he a jui jitsu master and I'll grab your balls and squeeze, bite you, rip your hair or grab your clothes, whatever it takes to make sure I'm the one who hurts you and that I'll be the one walking away.

I won't resort to that unless I really want to hurt or just hate the person though, but I will do what it takes to win, theres no rules or respect for the other person in a real fight against someone you hate or if you're truly defending yourself, only winners.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21983675 - 07/23/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Even if you play dirty like eye gouging, etc, I'd still not fuck with someone who knows combat sports like jiu-jitsu or kick-boxing.. whatever.. you'll be out cold before you can count to 5 seconds, whether it's getting choked or kicked in the head.
My mums friend is a karate black belt, done it for several decades. Himself and his wife were out drinking late at night and they got confronted by 2 thugs with fucking KNIFES... KNIFES... the guy destroyed them, sent them both to hospital with broken arms.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21983678 - 07/23/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.




Why is it that every guy on the internet suddenly acts like they are all professional MMA fighters? :facepalm:

That guy would FUCK YOU UP. No question about it





same reason you think every big guy is a good fighter or you think every guy will bang a tranny


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983700 - 07/23/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would never in one million years bang a tranny, or lose to a big guy in a fight.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: daz01]
    #21983711 - 07/23/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah you definitely got a point, I'm not saying I'd win by doing that, but I would attempt to play dirty if I didn't think there was another way. Some of those martial arts man.......you don't even see or know how they took you down sometimes


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21983759 - 07/23/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah you definitely got a point, I'm not saying I'd win by doing that, but I would attempt to play dirty if I didn't think there was another way. Some of those martial arts man.......you don't even see or know how they took you down sometimes




I am not surprised they think they are superior. It is a very powerful feeling, able to physically own everyone asses. lool


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: daz01]
    #21983777 - 07/23/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Even if you play dirty like eye gouging, etc, I'd still not fuck with someone who knows combat sports like jiu-jitsu or kick-boxing.. whatever.. you'll be out cold before you can count to 5 seconds, whether it's getting choked or kicked in the head.
My mums friend is a karate black belt, done it for several decades. Himself and his wife were out drinking late at night and they got confronted by 2 thugs with fucking KNIFES... KNIFES... the guy destroyed them, sent them both to hospital with broken arms.


I know a guy like that he is a good friend I've known him for 30 years and to look at the guy you'd think he just a friendly stoner slight of build like 160 lbs'he's 1n his 60s' and takes 2 months off every summer to travel and train all over the world I think the only discipline he's not versed in is Capoierra and he even says don't fuck with those guys.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983779 - 07/23/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd give him either the mom look or a verbal beat-down.  Depends on the setting and my mood.  Burke would probably say something to the jerk, too.  I doubt anything like this would ever happen to us, though.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: sun_spots]
    #21983799 - 07/23/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That type of thing doesn't happen in real life.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Capers]
    #21983801 - 07/23/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I would never in one million years bang a tranny, or lose to a big guy in a fight.





Crystal G says you're a god damned liar


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983805 - 07/23/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty much every guy I know would never bang a tranny. That's disgusting.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983840 - 07/23/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.




I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a  fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. :lol:




As if size alone has a single fucking thing to do with fighting ability.





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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983896 - 07/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21983950 - 07/23/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.



85 mph with a bottle? Why aren't you pitching in the Majors? Fuck Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan couldn't throw a bottle that fast. :thatsayes:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21983954 - 07/23/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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but, but, but... girls are the weaker sex.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21983972 - 07/23/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I chose "take a beatdown"  But realistically, at 155 pounds, i would never "fight" someone twice my weight.  I would do what everyone else does when they need to take out a huge guy...hit him in the head with something.  It doesn't matter how big you are, if i wing you in the back of the dome with a 85 mph beer bottle as you walk away nonchalantly, you are gonna have a bad day.  Also, Chin na techniques don't rely on size, and some (like detaching the collarbones) are especially hilarious.



85 mph with a bottle? Why aren't you pitching in the Majors? Fuck Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan couldn't throw a bottle that fast. :thatsayes:




ok, maybe a 75 mph beer bottle. i dunno, i've never been clocked with a bottle.  I def couldn't play in the Bigs though.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21984126 - 07/23/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or you could just, you know, shoot him :shrug:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21984143 - 07/23/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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turn around and shoot him in his chest :raisemyglass: then bang my girl on top of his dead body




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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21984543 - 07/23/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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:whathesaid: you could bench press 600 pounds but a swift kick to the stones will topple even the toughest man



Just so you don't keep that in the back of your mind thinking of it as a trump card, that has only ever happened to me once. I got kicked and kneed in the balls probably 50 times in the last 8 years and all that happens is I tap them within a second or two or in Thai class I'll turn their brain off THEN feel that pain. Sometimes they begin apologizing instantaneously and I just step away for a minute for the pain. Ball kicking can be finicky, the only way to stay safe in a fight is daily training.

Side note- the one time I actually did get taken out instantly without hulking out first was when I was just learning to knee in the clinch. I was standing on one leg and got kneed off my foot up into the air a few inches. I just crumpled. It felt like my dick was 2D.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #21984578 - 07/23/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I love all these tough guys on the internet. As if any of you guys would do shit. :lolsy:


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