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Crystal G



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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21983049 - 07/23/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: Crystal just creamed her panties... 
No that's one scary mofo though. But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.
I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. 
And honestly, I feel like fucking that guy would be the equivalent of fucking a gorilla. Like really…. what's the difference between that guy and a gorilla?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21983058 - 07/23/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well as I said before probably yeah! But the way I see it everybody has at least one good ass kicking comin your way. (I know I do) Also I wasn't exactly a novice either. I was an all state football player (lineman) in Texas and nearly went into some MMA tourneys but realized it takes a special kind of dude to want to get hit in the face on a regular basis. So I put the martial arts training on the back burner and focused on sports and Jazz music.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21983061 - 07/23/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I also have gotten into the ring with a few bulkier guys and no kidding they can be kinda slow on their take-downs. Plus I don't give a fuck who you are you get popped in the bridge of the nose a few good times... I promise, you're not having a fun night.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21983064 - 07/23/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd probably let her deal with him and/or kick his brain across the room.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Matt87]
#21983066 - 07/23/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I mean where I grew up that shit just didn't fly. If you smacked a random girls ass, like expect to get some sort of repercussions some from that.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
#21983068 - 07/23/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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TheGreenArrow said: Crystal just creamed her panties... 
No that's one scary mofo though. But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.
I can respect that. But let's be real about the situation--you're going to get your ass beat. Ain't no way you're going to win in a fight against this guy, despite what these other posters be claiming. 
And honestly, I feel like fucking that guy would be the equivalent of fucking a gorilla. Like really…. what's the difference between that guy and a gorilla?
dude guys like this have tiny little winky dicks. they dont do cock pushups and the roids shrink their ballbags down to the size of peas. it wouldnt be like fucking a gorilla it'd be like a fucking a whiteboard marker
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
#21983072 - 07/23/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: dude guys like this have tiny little winky dicks. they dont do cock pushups and the roids shrink their ballbags down to the size of peas. it wouldnt be like fucking a gorilla it'd be like a fucking a whiteboard marker
Depends what roids they take. Testosterone makes your dick harder than ever before. Steroids like deca give you "deca dick" aka you can't get it up for months and months. All that stuff about roids is all a myth, it all depends on what compounds you use.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
#21983073 - 07/23/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But I'm pretty sure Crystal G is into that right?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow] 2
#21983084 - 07/23/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal's dick is for sure bigger than that guys
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods] 2
#21983111 - 07/23/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are there any drugs you don't take Crystal.... Your body's like shulgins fucking labratory
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21983118 - 07/23/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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before thinking about it i would probably have cried in the corner, now i know calling the police is an option i'd call the police.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden] 1
#21983121 - 07/23/15 04:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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His mother named him Kali Muscle? 
Also, no STAL.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: teamkiller]
#21983123 - 07/23/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: before thinking about it i would probably have cried in the corner, now i know calling the police is an option i'd call the police.
Ohh TK. They make things worse sometimes though. I get that not many people would feel confident fighting a monster but I personally wouldn't call the police even if I didn't fight it out.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Matt87] 1
#21983219 - 07/23/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd kick him in the balls as hard as i could the second his back turned to me
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21983222 - 07/23/15 06:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you could bench press 600 pounds but a swift kick to the stones will topple even the toughest man
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
#21983525 - 07/23/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle

That guy is grotesque.
You'd still suck him
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Patlal]
#21983529 - 07/23/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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As for the poll. I voted that I would take a beating, but the truth is, I'd probably pussy out and pretend it didn't happen
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden]
#21983542 - 07/23/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Patlal]
#21983547 - 07/23/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've seen guys like that take beatdowns from much smaller guys. But I'd just hit him with a brick or a board with a nail in it and make castanets out of his shriveled testicles.
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21983569 - 07/23/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When it comes to fighting and experience, weight really does not matter if you KNOW how to fight. 150lb person who has experience in fighting, against a guy who does not know how to fight and is dragged down by his massive size and muscles, the smaller guy WILL win. A good example is Mariusz Pudzianowski. Look at the size and strength of that guy.. but... he gave MMA a try but got pretty much wrecked. Size is NOT all that. I'd be more scared of small guys like the Muay Thai beasts in Thailand, etc.
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