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OfflineCrystal G
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If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD?
    #21982912 - 07/23/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just found this really funny video on Facebook today: https://www.facebook.com/Musik/videos/10153180794013702/?pnref=story

And it really got me thinking. What would you guys do in this situation?

edit: Awww fuck man I meant to add a post. See next post for poll


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982916 - 07/23/15 01:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Poll here
What Would You Do?
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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #21982926 - 07/23/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

turn around and shoot him in his chest :raisemyglass: then bang my girl on top of his dead body


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21982931 - 07/23/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I chose "Let him smash" but ya know… that's cause I'm the girl in that situation :lolsy:

I'd probably grab his hand and stick it further up my crotch.

He'd be like "Ew bitch please…. give me my hand back." :bored:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982960 - 07/23/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is the guys name Kali and the action muscle slapped or Kali Muscle and the action is slapped.

Who the fuck is Kali Muscle


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21982973 - 07/23/15 02:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hey im kali muscle



lot of sodium tho!
sodium is my creatine nigga!
:macdre:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21982975 - 07/23/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
    #21982989 - 07/23/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Theres a video of him making a cheap calorie bomb of a meal
ramen noodles, etc etc etc


he says whati said


lot of sodium tho!


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21982995 - 07/23/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:youthemandawg:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #21982999 - 07/23/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: koods]
    #21983002 - 07/23/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Adden]
    #21983003 - 07/23/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

First two are real last two are fake. Who gives a fuck :tee:


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983030 - 07/23/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pro tip is get on a body buidlers back and choke them out. they can't reach their shoulders let alone their back and that dude is going to be out like a light before he can do anything.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21983033 - 07/23/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well I trained Kali/Escrima an Indonesion/Philipino Knife and stick fighting regiment for s good long while along with a few other MMA style martial arts.  If somebody did this to my girl I would probably go absolutely apeshit then call the cops on said dickbag.

Even if I got my ass beat, I was bought up that you may not be the best in the fight but had damn well better be the meanest. I'd break that guys nose at least.  That shit ain't right.

Also I'm a fairly big dude myself so I've got that going for me.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21983034 - 07/23/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle



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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21983038 - 07/23/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983041 - 07/23/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Just google the guy, this is Kali Muscle






That guy is grotesque.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21983042 - 07/23/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal just creamed her panties... :lolsy:

No that's one scary mofo though.  But still I feel like as an honorable man, you can't let guys just slap your girls cookies.


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983045 - 07/23/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Also kali muscle is a guy who is shredded

a crystal G role model for sure



Sometimes those swole guys can be slow in a fight. IMHE.




Why is it that every guy on the internet suddenly acts like they are all professional MMA fighters? :facepalm:

That guy would FUCK YOU UP. No question about it.

You know how Chris Rock says "When you're in an argument with a man who's bigger than you, there's a zone that I don't go into."

I totally follow that rule. If I see a man who has more than 50lbs on me, or if they're over 5 inches in height to me, I tend to avoid confrontation with them (and yes, I have gotten in fights with men before, but I don't typically go for them unless we are similar in stature and I'm confident I can't hold my own against them).


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Re: If a Guy Who Looked Like Kali Muscle Slapped Your Girl's Ass WWYD? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983047 - 07/23/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

edit: double post


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