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Happy Birthday to Burke! * 5
    #21982705 - 07/23/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happiest days of birth, old man!

:birthday:


Hope the three of you are all well.

Congrats on not dying another year. :lol:

Have a good one! ")


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21982738 - 07/23/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

BURKE HAPPY BURKEDAY! HERES WISHING YOU MANY MORE TO COME AND SENDING MY THOUGHTS AND LOVE TO YOU THIS DAY!

ENJOY YOURSELF MY FRIEND.... HAVE A GREAT ONE

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:happybday::happybday::yourock::hitit::happybday::happybday:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden] * 3
    #21982740 - 07/23/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday, Burke, you ignorant slut! :laugh: :grin:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Ras Rising] * 4
    #21982741 - 07/23/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

happy... burkeday


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: teamkiller]
    #21982742 - 07/23/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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happy... burkeday





Oh a burkeday! ima edit mine nowthank you :wink:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #21982754 - 07/23/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy Birthday, Burke!

You've always been one of my favorite posters!



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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #21982820 - 07/23/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday Burke. September, I'mma coming bro.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21982835 - 07/23/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21982949 - 07/23/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy bday burke!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21982954 - 07/23/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Have some pancakes with your maple syrup


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: koods] * 1
    #21983070 - 07/23/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Seriously, Burke Dennings is definitely one of the most entertaining posters on this site.  That dude has posted flat out gold.  His most recent ban IMHO was one of the funniest fiascos in the forums in a while!

Burke for President!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983074 - 07/23/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

what did he get banned for??


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21983076 - 07/23/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh it was golden but I'm too high to find all of that.  Threads maybe even got locked down.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983078 - 07/23/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

his real birthday is the day he made the otd into pub transition

i will save my celebration post for then


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21983083 - 07/23/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:happybday: Mr. Dennings...:hatsoff:

Get any cool :present: ??

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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #21983125 - 07/23/15 04:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy B-Day Burke


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #21983128 - 07/23/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

man thats what we should have gotten anonamoose to do! none of this lame carrot shit!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21983130 - 07/23/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, that pic would have been a hell of a lot better without the hand and carrot in the way.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #21983133 - 07/23/15 04:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well, atleast we know for next time. you have to learn from your mistakes. and i for one am only going to be requesting sparklers to be put into the anus of shroomerites who have fallen into financial difficulty.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21983284 - 07/23/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

HB Steve Burkel


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #21983296 - 07/23/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, that pic would have been a hell of a lot better without the hand and carrot in the way.




I completely agree with this statement.  The hand pretty much ruined the entire point.

WAY TO GO PERSON WHO REQUESTED IT.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: mndfreeze] * 2
    #21983349 - 07/23/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Burke wants dick pics for his birthday. Send em to his :pm:

Let's flood his box with dick and make it a true burkeday!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: koods]
    #21983353 - 07/23/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shiiieettttt I did that way before you brought it up.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: mndfreeze] * 1
    #21983391 - 07/23/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday good sir.

The boy sneaking off in the middle of the night yet?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 1
    #21983448 - 07/23/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

God dman, i just made a birthday thread and realised it was yours too. I knew someone would beat me to this thread. Happy birthday Burke. Hope you have a great day. It's been great getting to know you a little better in the last year.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21983451 - 07/23/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thank you all so much!  Love all you good residents of Boomtown!  Other shroomery bdays today include:  Bert Daniel, Liz, & Mighty White.  Happy birthday to them as well!

Jacksonian:  Not yet, but he's highly mobile.  It's terrifying.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983489 - 07/23/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ikr... At first they lay there and your like come on and crawl... You'll like it... Now you're trying to figure out ways to hobble him without DFS or whatever knocking down your door.

They are fearless for certain. What do they know before they fall? I'll tell you what they do learn... To be more careful next time.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 2
    #21983492 - 07/23/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

old burke is old


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21983516 - 07/23/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You know what come to think of it my son hasn't learned anything when he hurts himself other than he needs a band-and...aw hell.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983528 - 07/23/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shut your cakehole Sebastian. The adults are talking.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21983534 - 07/23/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shut your cakehole Sebastian. The adults are talking.





nobody even knows you :shrug:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 3
    #21983538 - 07/23/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, at this point, all he's learned is that if he bonks his head hard enough, he gets a boob to suck on.  Life is going to have some harsh lessons for him later.

To answer vinsue's question: spots got me a season pass to Trent anus.  I know what you're thinking: "Idiot, Trent anus is free yearlong!"  True, but the season pass gets you to the front of the line immediately, plus 15% off at the concession stand.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #21983550 - 07/23/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #21983556 - 07/23/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL...Happy Birthday Burke...you're a hoot! This place wouldn't be the same without you. You're also a lucky and blessed man...a beautiful wife, and beautiful and healthy child....A lot to celebrate. :birthday:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983596 - 07/23/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, at this point, all he's learned is that if he bonks his head hard enough, he gets a boob to suck on.  Life is going to have some harsh lessons for him later.

To answer vinsue's question: spots got me a season pass to Trent anus.  I know what you're thinking: "Idiot, Trent anus is free yearlong!"  True, but the season pass gets you to the front of the line immediately, plus 15% off at the concession stand.




I hear they have a nice veggie plate.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983745 - 07/23/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy, birthday, Burke. You got any special plans?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Capers]
    #21983808 - 07/23/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Happy, birthday, Burke. You got any special plans?





hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983810 - 07/23/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That sounds like a great night!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21983831 - 07/23/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm




I heard he was going to get ripped off on buying a fake Superbowl ring for his girly hands, throw his weight around and sit on a kid in his parents' basement, then go suckerpunch him in front of his sister after dose-raping her.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden]
    #21983897 - 07/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Bassfreak said:

hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm




I heard he was going to get ripped off on buying a fake Superbowl ring for his girly hands, throw his weight around and sit on a kid in his parents' basement, then go suckerpunch him in front of his sister after dose-raping her.





thats pretty cool dude :highfive:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983902 - 07/23/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:razz:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden]
    #21983906 - 07/23/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

how much is the fake ring?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21983924 - 07/23/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's worth its weight in glass diamonds and gold plated bronze.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983926 - 07/23/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

funky skunkday chunkmonkey


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983928 - 07/23/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

happy birthday burke.

congrats on surviving another year.  I hope you continue to thwart death for many moons to come.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden]
    #21983935 - 07/23/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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It's worth its weight in glass diamonds and gold plated bronze.




so hetty


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21984383 - 07/23/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday, bud.

I left you an "Easter egg" somewhere... Have a great day!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21984866 - 07/23/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll never find it. :frown:

But thanks!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21984872 - 07/23/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Moose had it last


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21984908 - 07/23/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I'll never find it. :frown:

But thanks!



You lazy fuck...

Just in case you seriously never do, here...

click this :crankey:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21984939 - 07/23/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh I get it


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: koods]
    #21984961 - 07/23/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What wasn't to get?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21985027 - 07/23/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nvm. I was being retarded


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: koods] * 1
    #21985085 - 07/23/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

reported


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21985102 - 07/23/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, that's great.

I actually opened that thread earlier, saw a poll, & clicked back out of it immediately. :lol:  Sorry.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985142 - 07/23/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, at this point, all he's learned is that if he bonks his head hard enough, he gets a boob to suck on.  Life is going to have some harsh lessons for him later.

To answer vinsue's question: spots got me a season pass to Trent anus.  I know what you're thinking: "Idiot, Trent anus is free yearlong!"  True, but the season pass gets you to the front of the line immediately, plus 15% off at the concession stand.



Is this like the autistic kid's line jump at DisneyWorld?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985237 - 07/23/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LOL, that's great.

I actually opened that thread earlier, saw a poll, & clicked back out of it immediately. :lol:  Sorry.



Thanks for participating...dick


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21985641 - 07/23/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When I open a thread, ready to give advice, I don't want to answer a survey about my bathroom habits.  We already have Macey Howard; you were out of your element there. :crankey:

But I appreciate the bday wish! :smile:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985689 - 07/23/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:wtfsonic:
It was about wallets


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985706 - 07/23/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday you old turd :poop:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong]
    #21985720 - 07/23/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm gonna review it.  I was certain it was about toilet paper.

Thnx 404


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985726 - 07/23/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That was just my hook to keep the kids interested :awesomenod:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21985728 - 07/23/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I didnt get past the hook, LOL.  I'm a shitty pubber.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985739 - 07/23/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Burke,

happy birthday sir,

:cheers:


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