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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #21983296 - 07/23/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, that pic would have been a hell of a lot better without the hand and carrot in the way.




I completely agree with this statement.  The hand pretty much ruined the entire point.

WAY TO GO PERSON WHO REQUESTED IT.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: mndfreeze] * 2
    #21983349 - 07/23/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Burke wants dick pics for his birthday. Send em to his :pm:

Let's flood his box with dick and make it a true burkeday!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: koods]
    #21983353 - 07/23/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shiiieettttt I did that way before you brought it up.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: mndfreeze] * 1
    #21983391 - 07/23/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday good sir.

The boy sneaking off in the middle of the night yet?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 1
    #21983448 - 07/23/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

God dman, i just made a birthday thread and realised it was yours too. I knew someone would beat me to this thread. Happy birthday Burke. Hope you have a great day. It's been great getting to know you a little better in the last year.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21983451 - 07/23/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thank you all so much!  Love all you good residents of Boomtown!  Other shroomery bdays today include:  Bert Daniel, Liz, & Mighty White.  Happy birthday to them as well!

Jacksonian:  Not yet, but he's highly mobile.  It's terrifying.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983489 - 07/23/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ikr... At first they lay there and your like come on and crawl... You'll like it... Now you're trying to figure out ways to hobble him without DFS or whatever knocking down your door.

They are fearless for certain. What do they know before they fall? I'll tell you what they do learn... To be more careful next time.

:themoreyouknow::manofapproval:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 2
    #21983492 - 07/23/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

old burke is old


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21983516 - 07/23/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You know what come to think of it my son hasn't learned anything when he hurts himself other than he needs a band-and...aw hell.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983528 - 07/23/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shut your cakehole Sebastian. The adults are talking.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21983534 - 07/23/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shut your cakehole Sebastian. The adults are talking.





nobody even knows you :shrug:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Jack yo Self foo] * 3
    #21983538 - 07/23/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, at this point, all he's learned is that if he bonks his head hard enough, he gets a boob to suck on.  Life is going to have some harsh lessons for him later.

To answer vinsue's question: spots got me a season pass to Trent anus.  I know what you're thinking: "Idiot, Trent anus is free yearlong!"  True, but the season pass gets you to the front of the line immediately, plus 15% off at the concession stand.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #21983550 - 07/23/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #21983556 - 07/23/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL...Happy Birthday Burke...you're a hoot! This place wouldn't be the same without you. You're also a lucky and blessed man...a beautiful wife, and beautiful and healthy child....A lot to celebrate. :birthday:


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983596 - 07/23/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah, at this point, all he's learned is that if he bonks his head hard enough, he gets a boob to suck on.  Life is going to have some harsh lessons for him later.

To answer vinsue's question: spots got me a season pass to Trent anus.  I know what you're thinking: "Idiot, Trent anus is free yearlong!"  True, but the season pass gets you to the front of the line immediately, plus 15% off at the concession stand.




I hear they have a nice veggie plate.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21983745 - 07/23/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Happy, birthday, Burke. You got any special plans?


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Capers]
    #21983808 - 07/23/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Happy, birthday, Burke. You got any special plans?





hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21983810 - 07/23/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That sounds like a great night!


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21983831 - 07/23/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm




I heard he was going to get ripped off on buying a fake Superbowl ring for his girly hands, throw his weight around and sit on a kid in his parents' basement, then go suckerpunch him in front of his sister after dose-raping her.


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Re: Happy Birthday to Burke! [Re: Adden]
    #21983897 - 07/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dys said:
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hes gonna read a book, drink prune juice, then like go to bed at 7 pm




I heard he was going to get ripped off on buying a fake Superbowl ring for his girly hands, throw his weight around and sit on a kid in his parents' basement, then go suckerpunch him in front of his sister after dose-raping her.





thats pretty cool dude :highfive:


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