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What are your life goals?
    #21979000 - 07/22/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It can be anything from simple to complex! Im buzzin on some klonopins and they make me able to observe anything and be aware of my body. So it is time for me to find what goals i have.

Right now for me it would be to clean my room, make it comfortable, take care of myself, keep breathing.. and try quitting nicotine, nicotine goes so well with benzos IMO but when i get sober again it will make me feel like crap again.

Benzos are like MDMA for me, i just feel extreme love for everything, i started bawling my eyes out not long ago listening to a song. I've been in withdrawal for so long and it makes you really out of touch with your spirituality. Ughh, i need to practice self control. Im probably kindling my system or something and gonna end up dead. I used here and there in 2014 for a year and then withdrawal hit one day and its been like ive been a blackout schizophrenic episode for a year straight, straight up paranoid 24/7 for a year with roomates running around all the time and with my extreme brain fog im not even functional. WTF, ugh i dont even know lol.

Anyways, what are your life goals at the moment? Any tips on how to feel better? (when getting back to sober)

Hope you ALL have an AMAZZZZING day, peace and love :bashful:



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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: necrobytez]
    #21979026 - 07/22/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Be poor.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21979095 - 07/22/15 06:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There was actually this kid i went to highschool with whose goal was to become homeless. He always snuck onto golf courses in the area and caught small alligators that lived in the ponds.

He also always talked about how he wanted to walk all the way to alaska. Idk kid was weird but i kinda wanna see how hes doing, its been a few years.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: necrobytez]
    #21979177 - 07/22/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I want to raise a good family and become an excellent naturalist.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Capers]
    #21979189 - 07/22/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

To take nothing and make it.. something


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21979456 - 07/22/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I want to be CEO of my own Neuroscience start up


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21979464 - 07/22/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

to see some titties and grow some fuckin' skunk weed


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: 404]
    #21979476 - 07/22/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Love all of your life goals! Individualism rocks!


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: necrobytez]
    #21979634 - 07/22/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Be happy, get married, have kids, die a painless peaceful death with my loved ones by my side.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21979765 - 07/22/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

To get hit by a bus and spend my days fishing and growing shrooms with terminal cancer. that'll learn em.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21979779 - 07/22/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Be happy, get married, have kids, die a painless peaceful death with my loved ones by my side.



You selfish bastard yea make your kids watch you die. :justno:


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21979786 - 07/22/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I want to destroy my body with drugs until I'm 35 years old.
Then I'm going to start a hobby shop.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21979801 - 07/22/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Get the balls to get on stage and do standup, die by 50. That's it really.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21979807 - 07/22/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Stand up would be so fucking intimidating, you have to be calm and cool, can't be nervous and not to mention you have to be funny or everyone would just stare at you, lol fuck that.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21979821 - 07/22/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I make people laugh like it's my job IRL, and I've written at least a few hundred jokes already. If I could build up the confidence, I think my stage presence would be great for standup. I would hope if I failed being funny or was bombing, someone attempted to heckle me, because one of my better qualities is slamming people when put on the spot and you can flip a show using a heckler.

I'll do it at some point, it's just a matter of when. I know at least some of my jokes work because I slip them into conversation just to see reactions, and I usually always get laughs, the problem with doing it on stage is you have to make it into a one way conversation that the audience feels like they're participating in, instead of 2 people going back and forth and slipping it in. Just need to work on the set up's and my stage presence and I feel I could definitely do it. I've had a number of people tell me I should do standup even when they didn't know it's like my dream to do so lol, I'm a good storyteller and making shit up on the spot to keep people interested.

You don't always have to be calm and cool, that's the beauty of stand up, you can be any character you want, as long as you play it well. You can literally be anyone as long as you can make jokes that make sense with the personality you're playing. It's one of the best art forms in my own opinion and takes a lot of creativity.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21979829 - 07/22/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Own enough real estate to live lavishly from the rent


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: necrobytez] * 2
    #21979923 - 07/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Be happy. Make others around me be happy as well. My goals are simple.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21979943 - 07/22/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's a great goal, best I've seen yet :smile:


Me too, well that and watch football, go to Vegas a lot, and play cards with friends :smile:


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21980038 - 07/22/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Live in a van down by the river.


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Re: What are your life goals? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21980045 - 07/22/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Be happy. Make others around me be happy as well. My goals are simple.




Thats my goal too! I love making other people happy, some people are douchebags tho...


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