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OfflineEnemaOfState
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Pranking/Being a dick to roommates * 1
    #21978996 - 07/22/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You ever been a dick to a roommate by doing something they might not notice, or even pulling a prank out of anger?

This morning i woke up early so i could eat breakfast and study for my exam later this afternoon. I live with my buddy and his girlfriend who i cant stand, she is the epitome of a neurotic cunt.

Anyways i walk into the kitchen and my full jug of normal cow milk is sitting on the counter WARM, with a sticky notes saying: "this jug takes up too much space in the fridge." I was livid considering she had 2 cartons of nasty almond milk in there. This wasn't the only incident of fuckery either so ya know what i did?

I grabbed one of her almond milk cartons and took a fart right in the spout of the carton BARE-ASSED, then sealed it right back up...
I hope her cereal tastes like almonds with a hint of ASS.

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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #21979034 - 07/22/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She deserved it wasting your money and precious milk I'd also suggest telling her off. What a Bitch. Hope she enjoys the ass milk


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: EnemaOfState] * 2
    #21979061 - 07/22/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #21979065 - 07/22/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:whathesaid: karma my friend. Don't stoop to her level because at the end of the day you're just as bad as she is


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21979089 - 07/22/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Aw cmon its not like she'll ever know...(but i will!:zomgwtf:)

But yeah the universe is gonna give me a swift nut kicking when i least expect it im sure.


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #21979155 - 07/22/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Two chicks on my floor in university were having battle. One used the other ones toothbrush to clean the toilets for revenge, and never told her, she used that toothbrush all year. She wanted to kiss me and all I could think of was toilet mouth no way I could kiss that. 
I prefer to just move out on shitty roommates


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21979168 - 07/22/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah thank fuck ill be moving outta here in august to my new apartment.
NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE: NEVER LIVE WITH A COUPLE!


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: EnemaOfState] * 1
    #21979214 - 07/22/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Put a shitload of baby powder in her hair-dryer before she wakes up

That'll teach the bitch


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21979332 - 07/22/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pfft if i saw that then there goes half her inventory...


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21979338 - 07/22/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Piss in all of her footwear

she will never know !


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #21979352 - 07/22/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Put a shitload of baby powder in her hair-dryer before she wakes up

That'll teach the bitch



Corn starch would work better it'll take like 5 hair washings to get out. :lol:  But seriously OP you should make her buy you new milk If someone did that to me I'd be :psycrankey::gc::megacrankey::kingcrankey::scarybeat: You're roomate must be a really big vagina to put up with a bitch that pulls shit like that.


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21979359 - 07/22/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah dude milk is expensive

I'd make the bitch pay for it one way or another


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #21979401 - 07/22/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Unscrew her shower head and put a caramel hardy candy in it. She takes a shower and bam covered in sticky caramel. And boom goes the dinamite.


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21983203 - 07/23/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I guess the universe would still get you back for it


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Spartan103]
    #21983586 - 07/23/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Last time my roommate drank me piss:bathtub40lol:


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: basqueshaman] * 1
    #21983625 - 07/23/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I once took a fat shit in a styrofoam cup and left it next to my friends night stand. ahhaaha I thought it was fucking hilarious he on the other hand was very upset.


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Gorlax]
    #21983628 - 07/23/15 08:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He was probably pissed you didn't leave him a spoon with it


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21983637 - 07/23/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I added sprinkles... thought he might fall for the milkshake trick.


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: Gorlax]
    #21983649 - 07/23/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That reminds me of the time I went out bar hoppin on a saturday afternoon and some chick asks for a ride to this other bar and I drank alot of diet MT Dew so in my cupholders i'd keep my drinling one and the other was my snuff spit bottle without asking this bitch grabs the snuff spit bottle before I could get the words don't no  out takes a huge mouthfull. :lol:


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Re: Pranking/Being a dick to roommates [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21983681 - 07/23/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Long time ago I crushed laxatives to pure powder and mixed them into a friends drink. It wasn't solely to be a dick, I was getting him back for lifting my head while I was passed out drunk and putting a meatball parm sandwich under my face as a pillow, and attempting to put my hand in warm water which didn't make me piss myself luckily lol.

Never told him either, few hours later he just thought he ate some shitty food, while I was sitting there like :yeahthatsright:


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