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Patlal
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You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged
#21977451 - 07/21/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well. I just got laid...
It just happened. Kinky girl. Anal sex involved and everything.... Completely out of nowhere.
Something like that is generally coupled with something bad.
I mixed business and sex.
We live in the same house....
I totally don't know what to make of this... I just happened so fast. One minute were talking, next minute we're banging............
That is so completely out of the usual for me I can barely believe it happened...
WTF do I do now... I need counsel. I've never let my dick take the decisions ever and now I just did. She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....
FUCK!!
Seriously I am clueless.... What do I do???
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal] 3
#21977462 - 07/21/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now you prepare for the shit storm you've just set brewing.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21977469 - 07/21/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How can this shit not blow off in my face???
How can it possibly not blow off in my face.....
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21977474 - 07/21/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal got pegged.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal]
#21977485 - 07/21/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How can this shit not blow off in my face???
How can it possibly not blow off in my face.....
If you aim it toward her face
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977499 - 07/21/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....
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You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
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HardTrippin
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Adolin] 1
#21977504 - 07/21/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
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We can't give any good advice until the damage report comes in. Until then, Just be cool and don't fuck up.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: qman]
#21977511 - 07/21/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
Listen, She came twice, I came once. Clearly I'm the victim here...
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: HardTrippin]
#21977525 - 07/21/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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HardTrippin said: Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
Yeah that's pretty much the only option I got right?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977530 - 07/21/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977533 - 07/21/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You need a game plan, make the preemptive strike. Be the first to levy the sexual harassment claim. It'll throw her off her game and at the same time she'll only want you more as you're forbidden fruit. Win win.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977542 - 07/21/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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HardTrippin said: Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
Yeah that's pretty much the only option I got right?
It's always a good idea to define the terms of a relationship in the middle of a panic right after first-time sex that immediately followed a breakup with another person.
Just wait for further contact. You don't know what's going on yet.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977545 - 07/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
Listen, She came twice, I came once. Clearly I'm the victim here...
"I came once"
Go back and bust another nut for god sakes. Either way, the whole rental property is now going turn into a free for all sex and drug orgy.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Shroomslip]
#21977547 - 07/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Mr.GuessWork] 1
#21977553 - 07/21/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Play it cool like nuttin happened.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
#21977583 - 07/21/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nitrous Monkey said: Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve. 
She's one of the hottest girls I've ever had.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 2
#21977591 - 07/21/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's the problem again?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Amanita86]
#21977604 - 07/21/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember you mentioning something about that, like she was some next gen pussy
that's wassup
that's all i care about
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akira_akuma
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: qman]
#21977608 - 07/21/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
ahahahaha
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977612 - 07/21/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Nitrous Monkey said: Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve. 
She's one of the hottest girls I've ever had.
keep banging her, wtf.
you don't owe her anything, so wtf is the problem here?
bang the ever living shit out of her AGAIN!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Konyap]
#21977618 - 07/21/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Never stick your dick in work.
Bad vibes.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21977883 - 07/21/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Adolin]
#21977899 - 07/21/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said:
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Patlal said: She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....

you're fucked dude. She's going to be on you like an African Child on BBQ
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977905 - 07/21/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Watch how awkward it gets now
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r00tuuu123
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21977956 - 07/21/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rebelutionsssss said:
you're fucked dude. She's going to be on you like an African Child on BBQ

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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: r00tuuu123] 1
#21978088 - 07/21/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would bang my buddies wife but even I would never bang a tenant.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21978107 - 07/21/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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now you call your other girlfriends over to hang out. so everyone knows it casual and has no expectations.
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akira_akuma
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: sprinkles]
#21978153 - 07/21/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol, that's actually pretty good advice to get out of this.
"hey this is my girlfriend psst no it's not"
"oh really?!"
"yep"
tea and crumpets for all!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: akira_akuma]
#21978221 - 07/21/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Humans are so petty 
the fuck its just sex
have more!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21978271 - 07/21/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Patlal got pegged.
apparently he wants her to blow a load in his face too
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r00tuuu123
Now I'm just really piseed



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21978317 - 07/22/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Burke Dennings said: Patlal got pegged.
apparently he wants her to blow a load in his face too
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pegboy
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21978690 - 07/22/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah, you're fine man. She'll probably go back to her boyfriend in a few hours, and tell you to never speak of it again.
But she'll always remember banging you because sex is better when you're doing it for revenge. So you'll wind up tapping it a little here and there, because the boyfriend can't bring the shudders like you can.
That'll evolve into hitting it all the time, him finding out, yelling, screaming, and her moving in with him, and sneaking over to fuck you STILL because honestly, if you could get laid as easily as a chick, that's what you'd do.
You'll need a new roommate, but not for a while, and you'll be getting laid for at least the next 2 years.
It's beautiful when you can see into the future like I can.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21978708 - 07/22/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes that tale was as awkward as it was beautiful. Aren't you supposed to be telling him not to take advantage of this vulnerable women but then later proposition her for $500
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978770 - 07/22/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I don't know why I'd need to - you're still butthurt about the last time I did.
Do you really think you could handle it if I did it again so soon?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21978785 - 07/22/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know, i think i'd manage to survive but it's probably best not to tempt fate and find out i guess.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978794 - 07/22/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like how you put her quote in your sig line. It practically screams "I'm special because that chick I called a dumb cunt mentioned me by name!!!!"
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Soulidarity
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi] 1
#21978803 - 07/22/15 03:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it's more kind of highlighting the flavour of the month. previously it featured a picture and a wuote highlighting the prevalence of trents anus on the shroomery. trent would probably take you up on the $500 as well if you're keen.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978807 - 07/22/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No way I'm going to start giving him $500.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21978812 - 07/22/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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congrats on losing your virginity, Patlal 
I banged the chick who lives upstairs from me a few times when I was single(I live in an upper/lower duplex) and she's also my sister's best friend and coworker/employee of mine/ours. (I co-own a family business and she's worked here for like 11 years)
It all turned out fine..Just don't talk about it if you don't want it to continue and you're all good
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: SunnyD]
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: shLong]
#21978843 - 07/22/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shLong said: congrats on losing your virginity, Patlal 
I banged the chick who lives upstairs from me a few times when I was single(I live in an upper/lower duplex) and she's also my sister's best friend and coworker/employee of mine/ours. (I co-own a family business and she's worked here for like 11 years)
It all turned out fine..Just don't talk about it if you don't want it to continue and you're all good
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shLong



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 2
#21978847 - 07/22/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mmmhmmm, sure, buddy
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Patlal
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: shLong] 1
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21978854 - 07/22/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was about time you fucked her man
Its not a weird thing its just sex dont let it get to your head im sure it should be fine dont act weird an shit you should be fine bro.
Good for you !
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21978889 - 07/22/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:

Easy now, Mr Jeremy.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21978952 - 07/22/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why are you freaking out about this Patlal? You don't have to do anything. If you can keep banging her, keep banging her. If not, it's all good. Just chill out.
It's not like you killed her mother or anything.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Artnotwar]
#21979097 - 07/22/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you just shat where you eat lol
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Bassfreak]
#21979499 - 07/22/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: you just shat where you eat lol
I just jizzed where I eat you mean
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979529 - 07/22/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Keep banging her. It will be less awkward that way
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979556 - 07/22/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
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Bassfreak said: you just shat where you eat lol
I just jizzed where I eat you mean
well if you wanna get technical...
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979569 - 07/22/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was revenge sex....She will probably awkwardly ignore you from now on and will be back with her bf tomorrow. Just enjoy that memory while it is still fresh.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Thayendanegea]
#21979584 - 07/22/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice job Op
 Hit it again!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: IISkuNkII]
#21979612 - 07/22/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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good thing she just broke up with her BF, patlal. you're off the hook. she just wanted to "win" that whole post-breakup thing where you have to make sure you get fucked before your X does.
now all you gotta do to keep it from blowing up is make sure to never fuck her again.
everyone can write-off a one-time fuck that comes out of nowhere. humans are primal. it's when these things repeat that complication arises. i am one to follow the advice i give. i just had a one-off with an old friend. before it ever happens again, a long talk will be had. no room for misinterpretation or ambiguity.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979666 - 07/22/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21979708 - 07/22/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't have pics.
But I'm fairly sure it happened.
I totally could have been a dream given that it happened so out of nowhere that you know, I just might have dozed off for an hour and dreamt it all up.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979717 - 07/22/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So was anal as good/bad as you thought it would be? Did you cum in her ass? We need deets man.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979723 - 07/22/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So have you set a date? Where are you registered? Does her dad own a shotgun or will he have to borry one these are all important things you have to think about.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979733 - 07/22/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you go in raw? Or did you take precautions? Does the ex BF ever come around to your place?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979736 - 07/22/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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no1 karez its not a big deal unless the chick is a deranged psycho which she prolly is so idk
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Artnotwar]
#21979743 - 07/22/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Artnotwar said: So was anal as good/bad as you thought it would be? Did you cum in her ass? We need deets man.
I don't know. I had a few beers in me at the time and it just happened so fast, It was ok I guess. Could have been better if I had known it was coming. lol
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sheekle]
#21979746 - 07/22/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: no1 karez its not a big deal unless the chick is a deranged psycho which she prolly is so idk
Well she did rent one of my rooms.. Therefore a little psycho is needed I guess
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 2
#21979764 - 07/22/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you got her pregnant, are you going to charge her extra rent for the baby living in her room?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979774 - 07/22/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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why does everyone say like "oh wow everything is sooooooo different since we banged total change of everything", theres literally nothing that changes at all unless the chick gets pregnant or either party severe emotional issues with anyone they get close with or suttin idk
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: qman]
#21979789 - 07/22/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said: If you got her pregnant, are you going to charge her extra rent for the baby living in her room?
You get 5 for that one.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sheekle]
#21979793 - 07/22/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How did you not see this after her breaking up with her boyfriend only four hours beforehand? Especially if it was a long relationship. Usually within the first few hours to days of a girl breaking up they usually want comfor from another guy or just wanna bang a different guy than the e been banging for however long their past boyfriend and them have been going out.
There was a girl at my work who had just broken up with her boyfriend of five years and tried to hook up with my boyfriend because of it she all flat out told him she was looking for a good time after breaking up with her bf of five years lol
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: burningstar06]
#21979812 - 07/22/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know guys. I'll just ride the wave and if I hit a the cliff, I'll scrape up what's left of me and move on.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979888 - 07/22/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, she made it clear that she wants more when she gets back from work today....
Down the rabbit hole it is!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979911 - 07/22/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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11I love your enthusiasm OP! good luck! and most importantly don't lower her rent just for ass!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: tryptkaloids]
#21979925 - 07/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP threatens eviction if female tenant doesn't give him anal sex, this is the greatest slumlord move of all-time.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21979926 - 07/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Well, she made it clear that she wants more when she gets back from work today....
Down the rabbit hole it is!
This is a rabbit you are banging?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sun King] 2
#21979941 - 07/22/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Revenge sex AND free rent - she's one lucky girl!
This won't get awkward until about the 6th, when she says "I'm late" and you say "That's okay baby, I won't charge you any fees until the 15th!"
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21979961 - 07/22/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"I'm late" isn't what you want to be saying to your landlord who you've been banging
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21979962 - 07/22/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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patlal
just skip the middle man and make this chick your sex slave for free rent
works for everyone lol
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: tryptkaloids]
#21979968 - 07/22/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you have a vagina that is
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