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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979736 - 07/22/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no1 karez its not a big deal unless the chick is a deranged psycho which she prolly is so idk


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21979743 - 07/22/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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So was anal as good/bad as you thought it would be? Did you cum in her ass? We need deets man.




I don't know. I had a few beers in me at the time and it just happened so fast, It was ok I guess. Could have been better if I had known it was coming. lol


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sheekle]
    #21979746 - 07/22/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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no1 karez its not a big deal unless the chick is a deranged psycho which she prolly is so idk




Well she did rent one of my rooms.. Therefore a little psycho is needed I guess :lol:


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21979764 - 07/22/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If you got her pregnant, are you going to charge her extra rent for the baby living in her room?


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979774 - 07/22/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

why does everyone say like "oh wow everything is sooooooo different since we banged total change of everything", theres literally nothing that changes at all unless the chick gets pregnant or either party severe emotional issues with anyone they get close with or suttin idk


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: qman]
    #21979789 - 07/22/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If you got her pregnant, are you going to charge her extra rent for the baby living in her room?


:lolsy: You get 5 for that one.:rofl:


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sheekle]
    #21979793 - 07/22/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How did you not see this after her breaking up with her boyfriend only four hours beforehand? Especially if it was a long relationship. Usually within the first few hours to days of a girl breaking up they usually want comfor from another guy or just wanna bang a different guy than the e been banging for however long their past boyfriend and them have been going out.

There was a girl at my work who had just broken up with her boyfriend of five years and tried to hook up with my boyfriend because of it she all flat out told him she was looking for a good time after breaking up with her bf of five years lol


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: burningstar06]
    #21979812 - 07/22/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know guys. I'll just ride the wave and if I hit a the cliff, I'll scrape up what's left of me and move on.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979888 - 07/22/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well, she made it clear that she wants more when she gets back from work today....

Down the rabbit hole it is!


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979911 - 07/22/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

11I love your enthusiasm OP! good luck! and most importantly don't lower her rent just for ass!


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #21979925 - 07/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP threatens eviction if female tenant doesn't give him anal sex, this is the greatest slumlord move of all-time. :lol:


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979926 - 07/22/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Well, she made it clear that she wants more when she gets back from work today....

Down the rabbit hole it is!




This is a rabbit you are banging?


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Sun King] * 2
    #21979941 - 07/22/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Revenge sex AND free rent - she's one lucky girl!

This won't get awkward until about the 6th, when she says "I'm late" and you say "That's okay baby, I won't charge you any fees until the 15th!"


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
    #21979961 - 07/22/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"I'm late" isn't what you want to be saying to your landlord who you've been banging


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
    #21979962 - 07/22/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

patlal

just skip the middle man and make this chick your sex slave for free rent

works for everyone lol


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #21979968 - 07/22/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if you have a vagina that is


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