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InvisibleshLong
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
    #21978812 - 07/22/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

congrats on losing your virginity, Patlal :awesomenod: :highfive:

I banged the chick who lives upstairs from me a few times when I was single(I live in an upper/lower duplex) and she's also my sister's best friend and coworker/employee of mine/ours. (I co-own a family business and she's worked here for like 11 years)

It all turned out fine..Just don't talk about it if you don't want it to continue and you're all good


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: SunnyD]
    #21978825 - 07/22/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

DSHSB


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: shLong]
    #21978843 - 07/22/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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shLong said:
congrats on losing your virginity, Patlal :awesomenod: :highfive:

I banged the chick who lives upstairs from me a few times when I was single(I live in an upper/lower duplex) and she's also my sister's best friend and coworker/employee of mine/ours. (I co-own a family business and she's worked here for like 11 years)

It all turned out fine..Just don't talk about it if you don't want it to continue and you're all good





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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21978847 - 07/22/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Mmmhmmm, sure, buddy


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21978848 - 07/22/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:aweshit:


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21978854 - 07/22/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It was about time you fucked her man :thumbup:

Its not a weird thing its just sex dont let it get
to your head im sure it should be fine dont act weird
an shit you should be fine bro.

Good for you !


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21978889 - 07/22/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
:aweshit:



Easy now, Mr Jeremy.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21978952 - 07/22/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why are you freaking out about this Patlal? You don't have to do anything. If you can keep banging her, keep banging her. If not, it's all good. Just chill out.

It's not like you killed her mother or anything.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21979097 - 07/22/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you just shat where you eat lol


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21979499 - 07/22/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
you just shat where you eat lol




I just jizzed where I eat you mean


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979529 - 07/22/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Keep banging her. It will be less awkward that way


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979556 - 07/22/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
you just shat where you eat lol




I just jizzed where I eat you mean





well if you wanna get technical...


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979569 - 07/22/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It was revenge sex....She will probably awkwardly ignore you from now on and will be back with her bf tomorrow. Just enjoy that memory while it is still fresh.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21979584 - 07/22/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nice job Op
:popcorn:
Hit it again!


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: IISkuNkII]
    #21979612 - 07/22/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

good thing she just broke up with her BF, patlal.  you're off the hook.  she just wanted to "win" that whole post-breakup thing where you have to make sure you get fucked before your X does.

now all you gotta do to keep it from blowing up is make sure to never fuck her again.






everyone can write-off a one-time fuck that comes out of nowhere.  humans are primal.  it's when these things repeat that complication arises.  i am one to follow the advice i give.  i just had a one-off with an old friend.  before it ever happens again, a long talk will be had.  no room for misinterpretation or ambiguity.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979666 - 07/22/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21979708 - 07/22/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't have pics.

But I'm fairly sure it happened.

I totally could have been a dream given that it happened so out of nowhere that you know, I just might have dozed off for an hour and dreamt it all up.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979717 - 07/22/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So was anal as good/bad as you thought it would be? Did you cum in her ass? We need deets man.


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979723 - 07/22/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So have you set a date? Where are you registered? Does her dad own a shotgun or will he have to borry one these are all important things you have to think about. :lol:


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
    #21979733 - 07/22/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Did you go in raw? Or did you take precautions? Does the ex BF ever come around to your place?


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